International Friendlies Thread

Kimbo wrote:It's all very well beating your Lithuania's, your San Marino's, your Peru's, the amoeba's of football, but against talented teams or mediocre teams that actually want to win we look like shit.

I understand.

I too would be pissed off if the players who represent my country are a bunch of overpaid, overrated assholes who can't dribble past a street post; a wet towel would bounce off them, and their first touch is a shot. I understand.

Watch my team in Copa América. The corrupt fuckos are gone from the FPF. Imagine removing a 300 pound tumor that had been on you the last 30 years. We are BACK!

I see Peru are in a group with Venezuela, the world will be watching that one. It's just a shame you couldn't get Jamaica or Bolivia.

Kimbo wrote:I see Peru are in a group with Venezuela, the world will be watching that one. It's just a shame you couldn't get Jamaica or Bolivia.

No, the world SHALL be shocked on Sunday the way Perú passes Brasil to death.

Cancer's been removed, that alone is HUGE for the Peruvian psyche. Watch how Perú plays the beautiful game again. All the youngbloods have no fucking idea what I'm talking about, but Murray is one of the few here who KNOWS what I'm talking about.



We may lose, we may win, but WE ARE FINALLY BACK!

I was traumatised by the Scotland - Peru game in the 78 world cup. What a facking disaster that was, imagine losing to a diddy team like Peru.

Murray wrote:I was traumatised by the Scotland - Peru game in the 78 world cup. What a facking disaster that was, imagine losing to a diddy team like Peru.

My English friend from Newcastle (current teammate) was so delighted to hear I was from Perú when we met. He said he was getting a lot of stick by the Scottish the weeks before the '78 World Cup...and then Perú showed up. He said it was like a dream for him seeing the red sash in '78. He said he'd never been happier in his life other than '90 when England reached the semis. He said "Perú saved my childhood."

Kimbo wrote:Does the womens world cup count as an international friendly?

It doesn't even count as football. They should be at home rearing a child.

England 0-1 France in the 75th minute.

That Rafferty honey has such a nice ass.

USA vs Germany is kicking off on BT Sport.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL USA! USA! USA!


I know you're watching mothafuckas!

That Bradley is a good player. On PES stats he would definatley have the 'Mazing run' card.

U S A U S A U S A U S A!!!

OH FFS! Mes amis! We are everywhere. My boy Alfredo Morales showed up and single-handedly brought the USA all the way back to victory. There's a lot of Inca Warrior blood in that boy.

Perhaps Ottito is right, we join forces and we bring down the satanists.

Expect a lot of mixing of good Peruvian stock with good German stock. Alfredo Morales is just the start.

First the Dutchies and now the Krauts. USA is Rolling along.

Neymar has 46 goals for Brazil at the age of 23. 

He is on his way to beating Pele's record.

Krautistan-Holland postponed due to...I dunno muslims I guess.

Payet looking good, as usual. Came in the the 62', had a goal in the 64' and an assist.

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