5 things you dislike about your rival club

Inspired by the thread on the Prem board mention 5 things you dislike about your rival club.
I will start with Barcelona:

1. That they act like they are somehow a clean club who never do anything bad.

2. Samuel Eto

3.That Cruyff has so much to say about the club.

4.The endless hype that Bojan and Dos Santos recived without doing much(in Dos Santos case nothing).

5. That they play the victim role despite being one of the biggest clubs in the world. as if Franco somehow kept Barcelona from winning champions league.

Maybe Franco didn't keep us from winning the CL, but the regime's corruption (and a few incompetent/scared directors on our side) meant you got Di Stefano instead of us, without whom you probably wouldn't have won all those CLs

Take away a couple of CL's, Barca are still no where in sight

I don't understand...this is 5 things we like or dislike about our rival?

kas wrote:Maybe Franco didn't keep us from winning the CL, but the regime's corruption (and a few incompetent/scared directors on our side) meant you got Di Stefano instead of us, without whom you probably wouldn't have won all those CLs

Facts facts facts
you dont win trophies with facts Kas.
give your 5 dislikes.

EDIT: corrected the thread now. its supposed to be 5 things you dislike about your rival club.

1-Their fans always hype their club up...despite the fact they always do nothing...especially in the league.

2-Jermaine Jenas.

3-The fact they think they are amongst the top 4 clubs...and delude everyone else into thinking the same. (Coral bookmakers have them in as a big 5) .

4-The fact they want to pay low prices for players...but try to charge everyone else the earth for theirs.

5-The fact they are within 100 miles of us...

Ok dislikes then....are sure we can only give 5?

1. The way the club thinks they are some sort of moral beacon to the world (mes que un club)
2. The way they always playing the victim and blaming outside factors for their own failures (Franco)
3. Samuel Eto'o, Luis Enrique, Hristo Stoitchkov and all the other contes that have played for them
4. The political ramblings of Laporta, Oleguer, etc.
5. Red and blue shirts

Not in order:

1. How they go over the top in everything, claiming they're the greatest in the world at everything ever in the history of time. In reality the way the club is run is an operational, administrative, and economic shambles.

2. Ridiculous overspending on transfers...though I guess that's ok since we can always use that to judge even good signings by their price tag

3. c**ts like Raul, Guti, and Hierro play(ed) for them.

4. Corruption corruption corruption.

5. Their and their fans' arrogance and disrespect towards everyone else, such as the way they talk about rival teams, or go about (trying to) sign players...like Ronaldo.


Probably could come up with 10 or 20 more, esp. if I expand on point no. 4

Hierro a conte? Surely not.

1) The brand and culture the club puts forward to the world. They are the footballing version of McDonalds. Only united could buy a player purely for marketing reasons.

2) The sheer hypocrisy with which they conduct themselves from fergie bleating about protecting refs before producing a constant stream of pure vitriol at the end of last season to the laughable reporting of Real when they are equally as bad

3) Ferguson - No need to elaborate.

4) The fans - Again no need to elaborate further than with reference to your average united fan park lives, which is insult enough. I'm sure there are exceptions somewhere but they are rarely to be seen

5) The lack of atmosphere they produce at games and constant stealing of other fans songs. With so many fans they really should be doing better than the soulless mobs that regularly fill old trafford


I'll do the next five later

Valon Deano Behrami wrote:1-Their fans always hype their club up...despite the fact they always do nothing...especially in the league.

2-Jermaine Jenas.

3-The fact they think they are amongst the top 4 clubs...and delude everyone else into thinking the same. (Coral bookmakers have them in as a big 5) .

4-The fact they want to pay low prices for players...but try to charge everyone else the earth for theirs.

5-The fact they are within 100 miles of us...

And what about Genoa?

1 - Roy Keane, inspiration to a whole generation of pikey c**ts.

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Dislike them.

1) The fact that most of their players and newspapers talk more about Madrid than their own underachieving team.

2) That most of their fans get more pleasure out of watching Madrid lose than their team winning.

3) Their stupid, incoherent rambling that they like to call a language

4) Their claims about refereeing conspiracies when refs favor them just as much, if not more.

5) Not acknowledging that they are an immensely inferior club to ours.

1 They are Jews who live in the past while they are shite these days, their arrogant behaviour is based on nothing.

2 They are fuckin plastics, only sing when they are winning. A good example is a ''fan'' who wants his money back after ajax-inter..cause mvbasterd didnt field the best 11. Their stadium is never full cause most seasonticket holders stay home.

3 The Jew media loves them, if PSV win the title its not cause of PSV's quality, its because Ajax failed to win the title.

4 Most of their fans dont even live in that jew village.

5 Horrible shirt

1) Franco

2) Fascist

3) Dictatorship

4) corrupted

5) Figo

Fey wrote:1 They are Jews who live in the past while they are shite these days, their arrogant behaviour is based on nothing.

4 Most of their fans dont even live in that jew village.

5 Horrible shirt

Hypocritical c**t.

1. They're an arrogant bunch of dickheads like about evrerybody from 020 (seems to go with capital cities). In fact in the past even in 020 Ajax were considered a club for arrogant posh wankers; other clubs used to be more popular.

2. Stupid wannabe-jew behaviour of their few real fans

3. Plasticity of 99% of their fans

4. Shite stadium. Still really Cr@p accoustics. By the way pitch was Cr@p again yesterday.

5. Most of Dutch media having their head up Ajax' ass.

Going to do the Old Firm as Ayr United are so shite they are barely worth mentioning

1) Both clubs are run on the back of their sectarian element. Rangers Orange shirts or sash on the top is a clear example of this. They claim to want to get rid of bigotry all the while knowing that that's what makes them so popular to the scum who believe being protestant or catholic is reason to hate someone.

2) They steal all the best players from the other clubs for a pittance playing on the back of 'boyhood heroes' tag then complain there is no competition in the SPL.

3) Linked to number 1 they steal all the fans who are ingrained in the protestant vs catholic culture, then sing about the other clubs having a 'shite support'. 5 buses going from Kilmarnock to Glasgow every weekend to watch the filth.
Don't get me started on UEFA fans awards, Celtic fans have trashed Rugby Park twice in the past 4 years whilst numerous incidents with Rangers fans in pubs across Kilmarnock due to their animal behaviour. Manchester another example.

4) Play shite football most of the time in Europe sometimes gaining 'success' but projecting a shite image of Scottish football, which lets face it is hardly a glowing reputation to start with.

5) Take the most of the TV money, threaten to leave the SPL for the Premiership, want to charge other clubs fans 5% extra for tickets for their sectarian holes. Irish and Union Jacks flags around the club then praised for doing Scotland proud in European competition.

Wish they would f@ck off and leave.

Which one is worse then, Celtic or Rangers...if you had to pick one of those?

It is really hard to say as they are both so similar it's untrue. They pretend to hate each other as it brings in money but they negoiate tv and sponsorship deals together.

Personally I have had worse experiences with Celtic fans trashing our stadium but at the same time Manchester shows Rangers are no angels. Was at a Chelsea vs Rangers friendly last season and the anti-catholic songs were sickening.

They are both as bad as each other and the sooner they get out of Scottish football the better. Sadly that seems to be a long way off