Todays Transfer Rumours

Fey wrote:No, the north east will be career killing for him. At Southampton he at least has a shot..albeit a small one. Hell Id rather see him at Spurs.

Maybe Schteve's sexy revolution would be good for him? Not sure he would get in ahead of Anita though.

Still waiting for this Downing signing to happen. A lot of talk that it's nailed on.

Kimbo wrote:

Fey wrote:No, the north east will be career killing for him. At Southampton he at least has a shot..albeit a small one. Hell Id rather see him at Spurs.

Maybe Schteve's sexy revolution would be good for him? Not sure he would get in ahead of Anita though.

Oh gtfo, he raped Anita a few times when they encountered eachother.

Now, by the looks of it he is gonna do the transfer we all though, Schneiderlin to Man Utd it seems, and he will replace him at Southampton.

Silly van Gaal would be a lot cheaper if he bought Clasie, but thats life.

The good news in all this, is, by my calculation, Blind will go to the bench, where he belongs!

debaser wrote:This summer might just beat last one for depressingness. I can just see us spending the Benteke money on Andros Townsend

looks like it's happening... £15mil.

You can take Adebayor too as a Benteke replacement, ta.

Looks like we are are going to be replacing from within an awful lot. If Stambouli also goes (another cheap but ultimately pointless signing) then Levy will be £15mil in profit from this window... #NetSpendChampions

Destro to West Ham from Roma on loan, with view to make it permanent.

Deluded F*ck wrote:

debaser wrote:This summer might just beat last one for depressingness. I can just see us spending the Benteke money on Andros Townsend

looks like it's happening... £15mil.

You can take Adebayor too as a Benteke replacement, ta.

Looks like  we are are going to be replacing from within an awful lot. If Stambouli also goes (another cheap but ultimately pointless signing) then Levy will be £15mil in profit from this window... #NetSpendChampions

You mean - someone is really going to pay 15mil pounds for Andros Townsend?

Kimbo wrote:

stinger wrote:Cabaye official to Crystal Palace.

Pardew

Also, West Ham seems to buy Ogbonna, quite a coup for them as well.

Would you take Pards if Martinez got the sack?

No, but preferably I would not take any other Brittish coach either.

I've said it befere, everyone likes to tickle Pards balls, but no one wants him at their club.


We're not in for Townsend.

stinger wrote:

Deluded F*ck wrote:

debaser wrote:This summer might just beat last one for depressingness. I can just see us spending the Benteke money on Andros Townsend

looks like it's happening... £15mil.

You can take Adebayor too as a Benteke replacement, ta.

Looks like  we are are going to be replacing from within an awful lot. If Stambouli also goes (another cheap but ultimately pointless signing) then Levy will be £15mil in profit from this window... #NetSpendChampions

You mean - someone is really going to pay 15mil pounds for Andros Townsend?

He should really be going for more if Sterling is dictating the market on young English players.

Shaw £30 mil

Lallana £25mil

Carroll £35mil & THEN £17mil

If Everton have any doubts about Barkley reaching his potential they should cash in.

All this English quota rule has done is drive up the already inflated premiums even further.

Kimbo wrote:I've said it befere, everyone likes to tickle Pards balls, but no one wants him at their club.


We're not in for Townsend.

As always you don't see a middle ground between tickling Pards balls and just not thinking he is the worst human being and/or manager in history of football like you do. He is average Brittish manager and that's why I would not like him at my club, just like all other Brittish managers.

Deluded F*ck wrote:

stinger wrote:

Deluded F*ck wrote:

debaser wrote:This summer might just beat last one for depressingness. I can just see us spending the Benteke money on Andros Townsend

looks like it's happening... £15mil.

You can take Adebayor too as a Benteke replacement, ta.

Looks like  we are are going to be replacing from within an awful lot. If Stambouli also goes (another cheap but ultimately pointless signing) then Levy will be £15mil in profit from this window... #NetSpendChampions

You mean - someone is really going to pay 15mil pounds for Andros Townsend?  

He should really be going for more if Sterling is dictating the market on young English players.

Shaw £30 mil

Lallana £25mil

Carroll £35mil & THEN £17mil

If Everton have any doubts about Barkley reaching his potential they should cash in.

All this English quota rule has done is drive up the already inflated premiums even further.

I would like to cash in with Barkley. There is not many exceptions to persuade me that UK players will lead your club to any success or that they are good value for money. So personally I would prefer to buy mostly abroad with UK players coming from Academy (not a problem with Everton) or from cut price deals you can find from time to time.

And if there's someone like Rodwell or Barkley, young player who will get heavily praised by media after few good games, then I would gladly sell him for inflated price when bigger clubs start to sniff around, cause they will rarely reach heights predicted by media or fans.

So from Everton perspective - I am happy we sold Rodwell (too bad we didn't do it year or 2 years before) and I would sell Barkley for big money too. But I am disappointed in losing someone like Dan Gosling on free a few years ago, even if his career went downhill from there, as he had a chance to be a very decent team squad player.

stinger wrote:

Kimbo wrote:I've said it befere, everyone likes to tickle Pards balls, but no one wants him at their club.


We're not in for Townsend.

As always you don't see a middle ground between tickling Pards balls and just not thinking he is the worst human being and/or manager in history of football like you do. He is average Brittish manager and that's why I would not like him at my club, just like all other Brittish managers.

I'm just saying that outside of Palace I haven't come across a single fan of a premier league club that would want him. If Newcastle fans are so wrong about him being a bad manager, and need to be reminded of it every time he wins or we lose, then why does no fucker want him?

I can't get my head around the spending big on English players to the quota up.. Since City rarely play these lads anyway, why don't they just buy some shit from even shitter clubs and save some cash and keep the quota up...?

It's nonsense, that's why. Sterling will be starting for City. They don't have anyone better for the role he'll play.

People were rightly praising Sterling for being outstanding 2 seasons ago. He sulked from January onwards and obviously wanted to leave which affected his game.

He's by no means world class or 'worth' 50 million but he's a hell of a good player for his age and I imagine playing with Aguero, Silva and Yaya will help him progress.

This is a 'good' deal for us yet in 3 years time Sterling will have a few trophies and we probably won't even be in the Champions League.

The same people that are celebrating us selling him like it's just what we needed are the same people who claimed we wouldn't miss Suarez that much or Alonso or Torres etc.

If you sell your best players every season you need to build a squad that can at least get 4th yet we seem inept at doing this.

Claudio Ranieri new Leicester manager. Better choice than O'Neil, but still kind of disappointing. It seems that they wanted someone with big experience though.

Meanwhile in Istanbul...



wtf...

Jenkinson signs 5-year deal with Arsenal, but is returning to West Ham on loan for the season.

Deluded F*ck wrote:

debaser wrote:This summer might just beat last one for depressingness. I can just see us spending the Benteke money on Andros Townsend

looks like it's happening... £15mil.

You can take Adebayor too as a Benteke replacement, ta.

Looks like  we are are going to be replacing from within an awful lot. If Stambouli also goes (another cheap but ultimately pointless signing) then Levy will be £15mil in profit from this window... #NetSpendChampions

not seen any legit sources on Townsend yet. it wouldn't be surprising if Sherwood interested, but then again it's a very easy link for papers to make & it could just be a Spurs fan wishful thinking kind of rumour

Luis wrote:It's nonsense, that's why. Sterling will be starting for City. They don't have anyone better for the role he'll play.

People were rightly praising Sterling for being outstanding 2 seasons ago. He sulked from January onwards and obviously wanted to leave which affected his game.

He's by no means world class or 'worth' 50 million but he's a hell of a good player for his age and I imagine playing with Aguero, Silva and Yaya will help him progress.

This is a 'good' deal for us yet in 3 years time Sterling will have a few trophies and we probably won't even be in the Champions League.

The same people that are celebrating us selling him like it's just what we needed are the same people who claimed we wouldn't miss Suarez that much or Alonso or Torres etc.

If you sell your best players every season you need to build a squad that can at least get 4th yet we seem inept at doing this.

You could replace Bale with Sterling and this post would be still be spot on. Almost identical situations.

Even though Bale is overrated and has been shite for the last year at Madrid I still think he's a much better player than Sterling. If he came to United now he would tear the DPL apart.

Messi from La Masia wrote:Even though Bale is overrated and has been shite for the last year at Madrid I still think he's a much better player than Sterling. If he came to United now he would tear the DPL apart.

Bale certainly didn't have a good season, but it's interesting that his direct contribution stats last season were a match for the player voted the best player in England:

Bale
Played 31
Goals 13
assists 9

Hazard
Played 35
Goals 14
assists 7

But then that's none of my business

Luis wrote:It's nonsense, that's why. Sterling will be starting for City. They don't have anyone better for the role he'll play.

I agree to an extent, though I think the second sentence is arguable..

But it doesn't explain the Sinclair signing, or the Rodwell signing.. Or even the Johnson signing really. Young English players they had no intention of using frequently and they certainly had better players for all the roles. Why do they bother?

Did you know Richard Wright is still there? He's about to go into his 5th season and hasn't even made a league cup appearance. Probably Begovic's sporting idol.

West Ham trying to swap Matt Jarvis+ cash for Charlie Austen.

Forgot Jarvis existed

Ooohh Lazio wants to buy:



Best get fucking jelly picture ever! What a guy I love his man nipples so much!

Would be sad if he left and JC came for him.

Also Watford want to buy Immers!

If that happens I will listen to an Elton john song that isnt the Circle of Life.

West Ham are supposedly in talks for midfielder Adrien Robiot from PSG. Also, a £8 million bid for Hernandez from ManU.

We should go for Hernandez at that price - a good finisher and would slot in fairly comfortably to our set up.

Yeah Liverpool is too quiet so far his summer, no fun at all! This way even the biggest Liverpool fan wont even believe in a top 4 finish.

Downing deal done according to the local journos. Crazy

A player wanting to go back to their hometown while they're still in their prime is admirable, though when their hometown is Middlesbrough it is definitely crazy.

Still can't quite believe it to be honest.

Massive signing at our level