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Post by Super Progress on Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:57 pm

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Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!

Napoli have been one of the revelations of the Serie A season and, with just one round to go until the winter break, they currently find themselves in joint-third position, nine points behind leaders Inter, and just three adrift of second-placed Juventus.

The Partenopei have an exciting young team, with Ezequiel Lavezzi (23), Marek Hamsik (21), Walter Gargano (24) and Fabiano Santacroce (22) all tipped to achieve great things in the game.

The quartet have all been reportedly lined up by some giants of the English Premier League, with Chelsea said to be desperate to land both Lavezzi and Hamsik, having had a big-money bid for the latter rejected towards the end of last season.

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1207/napoli/2008/12/16/1014080/english-women-dont-wash-their-genitalia-napoli-president

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Post by christmasborocooper on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:16 pm

Who needs a bidet when you can just put a sponge up there?
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Post by SuperMario on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:21 pm

& I thought that background smell all over the UK was from the fishmarkets and the fish & chips shops.

Grazi De Laurentis for sorting that out.
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Post by stinger on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:50 pm

I would like to hear Hamsik and other their stars (plus club's president of course) saying how happy they are starring in new popular TV Drama "Trash in the City"

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Post by Fey on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:55 pm

We all have a smelly vagina from time to time!! Has nothing to do with being english or not!
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Post by Puro on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:01 pm

The English women I've met, none were like what the Napoli guy is referring. They were not as toned as the women here who work out at the gyms, but they weren't skanka pussies like that guy is saying. They were clean and fresh as strawberries. <Ale>
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Post by DS on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:58 pm

Hamsik ,Lavezzi and Santacroce will move in a year or 2 despite what he says depends if they move to England or remain in Italy.
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Post by Lordanger on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:00 pm

most english women wash just fine. They just eat and drink too much giving them wobbly bottoms. maybe he means they dont wash between the folds of blubber that cover their twats Smile
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Post by Kimbo on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:20 pm

How dare he say we eat badly. Grr We should declare war immediately.
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Post by Hem fet un.. on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:26 pm

well Italians and food.. they are strange in that way. I have Italian colleagues who bring their own coffee beans along to 5 star hotels and insist on brewing their own behind the bar. Spanish coffee isn't that bad...
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Post by Deluded F*ck™ on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:15 pm

We had a Bidet In our downstairs shower room growing up. I had no idea what it was actually for until I was 12-13, my big sister and my mum had right go at me for washing my feet in it after I'd come home from a football tournament, and afterwards my Dad pulled me to one side and told me what it was for... No
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Post by christmasborocooper on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:17 pm

I always use the bidets to wash my feet with.

Dirty feet are disgusting. A dirty arse is by the by.
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Post by stinger on Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:25 pm

Continuing topic about all the fascinating things which can happen in Napoli and yet club's president still didn't mention them:

Napoli’s Hamsik mugged in broad daylight
19.12.08 | Andrew Slevison

Napoli midfielder Marek Hamsik was mugged near the clubs stadium in broad daylight by two men in helmets.

The Slovakian’s car window was smashed with the butt of a gun and he was robbed of his watch and a bag containing close to £650.

It is the second act of this nature in recent times in Naples after Napoli striker Andrea Russotto was attacked in the city at night.
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Post by Barrilete on Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:06 pm

The HuddFather™️ wrote:We had a Bidet In our downstairs shower room growing up. I had no idea what it was actually for until I was 12-13, my big sister and my mum had right go at me for washing my feet in it after I'd come home from a football tournament, and afterwards my Dad pulled me to one side and told me what it was for... No

guess you don't want to know what some women use the bidet for...
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Post by The Easter Bunny on Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:08 pm

The HuddFather™️ wrote:We had a Bidet In our downstairs shower room growing up. I had no idea what it was actually for until I was 12-13, my big sister and my mum had right go at me for washing my feet in it after I'd come home from a football tournament, and afterwards my Dad pulled me to one side and told me what it was for... No

Haha same, my friend used to piss in it because he thought it was a urinal.
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Post by Tweesus on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:18 pm

And regarding the food comment...

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

ENGLAND HAS MORE MICHELIN STAR RESTAURANTS THAN ITALY

Have a good day Ale
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Post by Tweesus on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:20 pm

Barrilete_Cosmico wrote:
The HuddFather™️ wrote:We had a Bidet In our downstairs shower room growing up. I had no idea what it was actually for until I was 12-13, my big sister and my mum had right go at me for washing my feet in it after I'd come home from a football tournament, and afterwards my Dad pulled me to one side and told me what it was for... No

guess you don't want to know what some women use the bidet for...

Tell me! Crazy
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Post by christmasborocooper on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:22 pm

Drinking fountain.
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Post by Tweesus on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:24 pm

I knew it!

Filfthy whores.

I bet you it dribbles all over their chinston
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Post by Allez les rouges on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:35 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tweedle

Ale
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Post by christmasborocooper on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:38 pm

Ah I thought it would've been "person who likes a good mallard" Sad
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Post by Riviera on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:59 pm

Allez les rouges wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tweedle

Ale

Haha Very Happy

you're not supposed to wash your vagina too much, its ph is already low enough and if you wash it too much it's not doing it any good. Therefore taking too many baths isn't good either for exmaple.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Post by Barrilete on Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:43 pm

so...are all swedish girls as filthy as you? or you're just the smelly one of your class Question
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Post by Riviera on Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:53 pm

Yes Swedish girls are filthy filthy filthy.

I am not though, you don't have to use a bidè to be clean Rolling Eyes
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Post by christmasborocooper on Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:07 pm

borocooper wrote:Who needs a bidet when you can just put a sponge up there?

Riviera wrote:Yes Swedish girls are filthy filthy filthy.

I am not though, you don't have to use a bidè to be clean Rolling Eyes

<Ale>
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Post by Tweesus on Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:46 pm

Riviera's Norwegian anyway so that fact that Swedish girls are filthy is irrelevant
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Post by Fey on Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:48 pm

This is what I use for my fanny

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