The Loathing Luca Toni Weekend Preview - Round 32.
Friday 11 April 2008 11:18
Saturday
Valencia (14th) v Racing Santander (5th)
Quite possibly the hands down, no-doubt-about-it, all-bets-are-off, worst buy of the season since La Liga Loca gave Guti an instruction-less colouring book for his birthday is Nikola Zigic.
The Serbian 'gigantón' moved from Racing Santander to the Mestalla last summer for around 20 million euros and has achieved diddly squat since.
And that's not necessarily Zigic's fault, considering Ronald Koeman has favoured David Silva, Arizmendi and Courtney Love ahead of the lanky finisher.
"He's not let me show him the real Nikola Zigic," sighed the possible impostor this week as he looked ahead to taking on his old team. Instead, Zigic looks set to move to Real Sociedad over the summer should they clamber out of the Segunda where they are currently fourth. But at least Nikola can take some valuable lessons with him.
"I have to be honest, I've not learned much here," he revealed. Or not. Draw.
Nikola Zigic: the worst buy of the season?
Recreativo (17th) v Barcelona (3rd)
La Liga Loca had forgotten about Xavier Sala Martín, despite his tendency to dress like Elton John after a bottle of tequila. The Barça director first came to prominence a couple of summers ago when he stood in as president when Joan Laporta forgot to call elections. However, the *** is back.
The Colombia University economics professor confirmed this week that two or three of the Barcelona squad were more Maniche than Messi in their dedication to the footballing profession. "Some moments they're lazy," he revealed, "then they have enough money and women and they work well."
It's all stuff and nonsense declared everyone else at Barcelona in one true voice. "Ronaldinho has never been isolated from the group, it's a lie," burped d'inho's Mr 50%.
"His words are a lack of respect and are totally false," declared the perm-haired Carles Puyol on Martín's revelation that the club has been faking injuries to cover up the absences of the terrible trio, thought to be Deco, Ronaldinho and Marquez.
For those readers in Spain, the Recreativo vs Barcelona game is due to be televised on La Sexta or Telecinco. Or both. Or neither. Draw.
Sunday
Valladolid (15th) v Atletico Madrid (4th)
With most teams in Spain you have to hold your nose a little and try to disassociate the players and fans of the club and those who lead it. But this is nearly impossible with Atlético Madrid and Enrique Cerezo.
The current Atlético president - found guilty of cooking the club books not that long ago let's not forget - was at a dinner hosted by AS declaring that clashes between the rojiblancos and Valladolid were always parties. Then the name of Jesus Gíl came up.
"I was, am and always will be a friend of Jesus Gíl," sobbed Cerezo recalling a monster who went to jail when one of his buildings collapsed, killing 58 people, and who was lucky enough to die before being thrown into the slammer for stealing from Marbellan tax payers to fund the Vicente Calderón club.
"Jesus Gíl managed to live how he wanted, doing what he wanted," said Cerezo admiringly. And considering Atlético have just been fined for the 12th time this season for a lack of crowd control it's a tradition that his heir seems keen on continuing. Home win.
Betis (10th) v Levante (20th)
It could be all over for Levante on Sunday afternoon should they fail to beat Betis at the Manuel Ruiz de Lopera. And La Liga Loca has completely lost track of why they are playing the game there. As have the Spanish footballing authorities it seems.
The glimmer of hope in what could be the bleakest of weeks for the impoverished players of Levante is the hope that they might, just might, get paid for their season's efforts with negotiations ongoing between the club and the local council over the thorny issue of a loan. Home win.
Getafe (12th) v Zaragoza (18th)
La Liga Loca used to be fairly indifferent to all things Luca Toni. Not any more. The Italian's finger to the lips celebration of his soul-destroying, spirit-crushing and Getafe-eliminating goal has put him into the same blog black list as Andy / Lucas and the half-wits who are digging a hole in the same place outside La Liga Loca's flat for the second time this week.
From the King to Casillas - all of whom were in the Coliseum crowd on Thursday night - Spain felt Getafe's pain.
"They were the best team on the pitch," admitted Otto Hitzfeld. "For me Getafe were the winners," said Raul, another spectator (as he was against Mallorca). "I don't remember such a modest team ever doing something like this," declared a heartbroken Michael Laudrup, "now please excuse me while I blow my brains out." Away win.
Luca Toni seals his place in La Liga Loca's blog black list
Espanyol (7th) v Osasuna (16th)
The latest player to hurl his toys out of the footballing pram has been Espanyol's Albert Riera who has gone from hero to zero quicker than the departure of a gaggle of girls in La Liga Loca's cafe who have just been asked to buy more than one coffee between nine.
"When we lost 4-0 to Murcia, I was the only change made in the team," whined the international winger. And this has not gone down well at all with either his team-mates or his coach. "I understand that footballers want to play, but unity is more important in a group," growled Ernesto Valverde. Home win.
Deportivo (13th) v Athletic Bilbao (8th)
Sunday's return to Deportivo for last season's coach Joaquín Caparrós is bringing back some happy memories for Fabricio Coloccini.
"My relationship with him is completely over," grumbled the defender during Thursday's flash backing press conference. "Now, everyone enjoys themselves a lot more," admitted Coloccini, ignoring the fans in his assertion. Draw.
Mallorca (11th) v Sevilla (6th)
This week's news from Sweden was very nearly the tale of a Swedish professor publishing a report that recommends young women not to wear bras. But it's this.
"Selling ice cream and candy with enticing melodies ought to be outlawed because it is connected to child obesity. The suggestion comes from Bo Sjöberg, a professor at the Sahlgrenska Academy in Gothenburg, who compares the repetition of ice cream trucks’ jingles with modern torture methods." Home win.
Real Madrid (1st) v Murcia (19th)
Maverick manager Javier Clemente has been on fine form this week, firstly with his threat to park a bus or even a train in front of his team's goal on Sunday night. And secondly with his ruminations that "the people (at the Bernabeu) who sit behind the benches are super rude."
And that has outraged one humourless, pompous, clearly not-getting-any Real Madrid fan club president. "Clemente is inciting violence and instead should be calling for calm," ranted José Emilio. Home win.
Almería (9th) v Villarreal (2nd)
Still in a big blog sulk with Villarreal's performance last weekend against Sevilla. Home win.
You can catch Tim Stannard in poor punditry action on Real Madrid TV's La Liga gabfest 'Extra Time' from 22.05 UK time and repeated over the weekend - Sky digital 446.
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La Liga Jornada 32
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Preview from La Liga Loca:
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The TV Wars continue so the Barça match might be shown on three different channels tomorrow
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fack em away win loca tw@ts
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Clemente prepares for tomorrow's game
http://www.marca.com/edicion/marca/futbol/1a_division/murcia/es/desarrollo/1111317.html
http://www.marca.com/edicion/marca/futbol/1a_division/murcia/es/desarrollo/1111317.html
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Yeah... Clemente and Schuster are equally gracefull
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Quite an interesting article on Athletic Bilbao:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,546860,00.html
It mostly covers familiar ground, but it is still quite interesting.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,546860,00.html
It mostly covers familiar ground, but it is still quite interesting.
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Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster looks set to unleash Robinho for the club's game with Real Murcia on Sunday, and could also welcome back Pepe into the starting eleven.
Robinho has not started for Madrid since their 3-2 defeat to Valencia in round 29, playing a total of three minutes in their last two games, but Schuster seems ready to lift the shackles off the Brazilian and give him a starting berth against Murcia on Sunday.
The twenty-four year old has impressed all week in training and looks to be regaining the confidence that made him such a vital component of Schuster's winning side earlier in the campaign.
If Robinho does return to the eleven, it will be an the expense of Argentine forward Gonzalo Higuain, who will return to the bench after starting Madrid's last two league games.
Schuster also looks likely to be able to call on Portuguese defender Pepe, who has fully recovered from the injury that he picked up against Valencia and is ready to return to the centre of defence. If he does, then Gabriel Heinze will be the player to make way.
Robinho has not started for Madrid since their 3-2 defeat to Valencia in round 29, playing a total of three minutes in their last two games, but Schuster seems ready to lift the shackles off the Brazilian and give him a starting berth against Murcia on Sunday.
The twenty-four year old has impressed all week in training and looks to be regaining the confidence that made him such a vital component of Schuster's winning side earlier in the campaign.
If Robinho does return to the eleven, it will be an the expense of Argentine forward Gonzalo Higuain, who will return to the bench after starting Madrid's last two league games.
Schuster also looks likely to be able to call on Portuguese defender Pepe, who has fully recovered from the injury that he picked up against Valencia and is ready to return to the centre of defence. If he does, then Gabriel Heinze will be the player to make way.
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Sheffield gunner wrote:Quite an interesting article on Athletic Bilbao:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,546860,00.html
It mostly covers familiar ground, but it is still quite interesting.
Rather romanticised account of Athletic. Phil Ball's book 'Morbo' dedicates a whole chapter to this. No mention of Athletic poaching yougsters from Real Sociedad, Alaves or Osasuna (take a look at how many former Osasuna players play for Athletic, a region who don't consider themselves a part of Euskal Herria).
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So Osasuna have a basque name (means health) because they are french?
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golsud wrote:So Osasuna have a basque name (means health) because they are french?
Navarros and Riojanos don't consider themselves Basques. Who knows maybe Osasuna's founders were of the same political view as Sabino Arana.
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Olé wrote:golsud wrote:So Osasuna have a basque name (means health) because they are french?
Navarros and Riojanos don't consider themselves Basques. Who knows maybe Osasuna's founders were of the same political view as Sabino Arana.
There are plenty of Navarros who consider themselves Basque mate. I myself have met people from Pamplona who speak euskara and consider themselves part of Euskal Herria. So don't generalize!
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golsud wrote:Olé wrote:golsud wrote:So Osasuna have a basque name (means health) because they are french?
Navarros and Riojanos don't consider themselves Basques. Who knows maybe Osasuna's founders were of the same political view as Sabino Arana.
There are plenty of Navarros who consider themselves Basque mate. I myself have met people from Pamplona who speak euskara and consider themselves part of Euskal Herria. So don't generalize!
Makes sense, given your political views.
So remind why hasn't ANV/Batasuna made any headway in Navarra/La Rioja? Nafaroa BAI got 18% of the vote.
http://www.rtve.es/elecciones-resultados/autonomia-navarra?comunidad=13&provincia=99
http://www.rtve.es/elecciones-resultados/autonomia-la-rioja?comunidad=16&provincia=99
Just because a couple of 20 something University-types think that way doesn't mean the rest of the population think so.
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Just look at the Osasuna stadium, plenty of ikurriñas around. A lot of people don't vote for minor parties as Spain is becoming like USA, where people only vote for two parties (here PP & PSOE). Still 18% is a considerable amount.
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golsud wrote:Just look at the Osasuna stadium, plenty of ikurriñas around. A lot of people don't vote for minor parties as Spain is becoming like USA, where people only vote for two parties (here PP & PSOE). Still 18% is a considerable amount.
Yes, and our Celtarras wave the flag of Galicia with the red star. It doesn't mean squat. In Galicia the BNG also get around 15% of the vote, but the majority are happy to be part of Spain.
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Can we please return to slagging off Koeman. Thanks. Even Rijkaard baiting will suffice. Interesting discussion, but doesn't it belong on Off Topic?
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So why don't the navarros or riojanos that Athletic sign say they are spanish and don't sign for them? Or will they be basque because they get more money?
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Marcelino > Koeman
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Jaime wrote:Marcelino > Koeman
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golsud wrote:So why don't the navarros or riojanos that Athletic sign say they are spanish and don't sign for them? Or will they be basque because they get more money?
"Navarro soy, Español si me conviene y antes que vasco, Francés el año que viene."
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Pues hay navarros que han jugado para la seleccion de Euskal Herria i riojanos tambien (el crack Ezquerro por ejemplo).
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golsud wrote:Pues hay navarros que han jugado para la seleccion de Euskal Herria i riojanos tambien (el crack Ezquerro por ejemplo).
Si si si - son iguales pero bueno me encantan los refrances...
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Urzaiz tambien es navarro, creo.
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Was Vicente Engonga the first black player to play for Catalunya?
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RAAAAAAAAAAACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Villa scores from the spot - sorry EMP!
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Koeman doing his best to f@ck up the team again
None of Villa, Banega or Miguel starting
None of Villa, Banega or Miguel starting
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Smolarek on for Munitis....thought maybe Marcelino would bring on a defender but clearly they are going after the CL spot and believe they can get three points.
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Jaime wrote:Villa scores from the spot - sorry EMP!
It's okay. Do we qualify for Europe if we win the Copa del Rey? I'm not suicidal. We have to preserve our status in La Liga and hopefully sneak into Europe by the back door, so we need a few points here and there. Would be happier if we sacked Koeman now or at least made it clear he ws going. At least tell the players he is going.
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Jaime wrote:Smolarek on for Munitis....thought maybe Marcelino would bring on a defender but clearly they are going after the CL spot and believe they can get three points.
Con un par de cojones
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EMP wrote:Jaime wrote:Villa scores from the spot - sorry EMP!
It's okay. Do we qualify for Europe if we win the Copa del Rey? I'm not suicidal. We have to preserve our status in La Liga and hopefully sneak into Europe by the back door, so we need a few points here and there. Would be happier if we sacked Koeman now or at least made it clear he ws going. At least tell the players he is going.
Yes, but that is a big if. EUROGETA is not going to make it easy...at least there is Intertoto if all else fails.
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