Premier League 1/2/3 February 2014

01 Feb 12:45 Newcastle v Sunderland
01 Feb 12:45 West Ham v Swansea
01 Feb 15:00 Cardiff City v Norwich
01 Feb 15:00 Everton v Aston Villa
01 Feb 15:00 Fulham v Southampton
01 Feb 15:00 Hull City v Tottenham
01 Feb 15:00 Stoke City v Man Utd
02 Feb 13:30 West Brom v Liverpool
02 Feb 16:00 Arsenal v Crystal Palace
03 Feb 20:00 Man City v Chelsea

Some good games once again.

Only team in the top 7 that is guaranteed to win is Arsenal.

United, Spurs and us all have tricky away games. Won't be surprised to see one or two of those teams dropping points.

Everton vs Villa should be decent with Benteke getting back to form, Villa on a high and Everton on a low without Lukaku as well.

Geordie derby and City vs Chelsea complete a tasty few days.

We play Hughes, who I suspect from beating his wife, hope Guidetti takes it easy.

And a title decider with C&C

are you trying to tempt fate or have you not seen Palace lately?

If there's a banker in that list it's Tottenham away. Hull have lost all 4 of their games this year without scoring a goal. Their keeper McGregor, centre back Chester, and the real white Livermore are all out injured, and their squad isn't coping.

we often seem to get a result at Everton (and they always get a result at Villa Park), so I reckon a draw likely. indeed we could win, depending on how Everton react to Liverpool result. no Lukaku is a bonus.

Kick-off

Great, Demel gets a knock within 30 seconds of kick-off

James Collins gets a elbow to the nose, we should have brought in another CB.

Why on earth is this turgid game of football on over the North East derby?

Borini    

Adam Johnson   

That's me out. I predicted this would happen, Pardew can't handle the derbies. Anyone that still pays to go to SJP must have the IQ of a Bulldog, complete mugs.

I think it's time to say Cabaye to Pardew.

Luis wrote:I think it's time to say Cabaye to Pardew.

No other manager would put up with Kinnear and Ashley. Come the summer it will have been 18 months since we signed a player, and there's no guarantee we will do anything then either.

The press love "Pards", but the fact is it's 2014 and we're hoofing it long to Shola Ameobi.

West Ham 1-0! Nolan from Carroll

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:I think it's time to say Cabaye to Pardew.

No other manager would put up with Kinnear and Ashley. Come the summer it will have been 18 months since we signed a player, and there's no guarantee we will do anything then either.

The press love "Pards", but the fact is it's 2014 and we're hoofing it long to Shola Ameobi.

In the summer Newcastle will be gearing up to win the Championship if this form keeps up.

Borini seems to like a goal against Newcastle. Looks quite decent there, maybe he's not so bad after all.

Carroll with an assist, Kimmy must be so hurt.

2-0! Nolan from Carroll again.

2-0 Nolan. Carroll with another assist.

Di Caniooooo! wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:I think it's time to say Cabaye to Pardew.

No other manager would put up with Kinnear and Ashley. Come the summer it will have been 18 months since we signed a player, and there's no guarantee we will do anything then either.

The press love "Pards", but the fact is it's 2014 and we're hoofing it long to Shola Ameobi.

In the summer Newcastle will be gearing up to win the Championship if this form keeps up.

We're already safe, Dick.

Christ, Andy Carroll sent off, absolutely awful call. Chico Flores dives. Carrols arm hits the top of his head and he rolls around as if he's been kicked in the face.

Mata-Rooney-RVP   

Swansea has to be paying Howard Webb, he's been truly awful.

Was never a red card that.

Swansea are so poor. Laudrup fallen from grace really.

3-0 Sunderland.

Angry Geordies on the pitch   

Luis wrote:Angry Geordies on the pitch   

If they turned up today then they're mugs. They'll get angry and boo, but they'll be back next week.

Sunderland, who won this game 3-0 last season, have scored 3+ goals in consecutive league games at Newcastle for the first time since 1919.


Another record for Pards.

Aaaaand Kim Kallstrom has injured himself, out 2-3 months.

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:Angry Geordies on the pitch   

If they turned up today then they're mugs. They'll get angry and boo, but they'll be back next week.

Not the guy who ran at Pardew, and threw his season ticket at him.