Bundesliga Player 06-07: GOMEZ

his first FULL season in the Bundesliga and the most exciting young striker in the world already wins the prestigious award (as voted for by nearly 400 journalists)

with 2 goals in 2 international games, he is also the most consistent scorer at the very highest level

ie

IN THE WORLD



http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_1543759.html


the top MANAGER is Stuttgart's Veh, followed by Meyer and Sander

Stevens is only 7th

VDV merely joint 8th

ah, and forgot

@dear blut

take a GOOD LOOK and tell me where SCHAAF is

It's all those good Spanish genes in him.

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:

Stevens is only 7th

VDV merely joint 8th

Shows only the clear bias in the German press. Now we can never take it serious again.

quite right, 1888

Dutchies are going out of fashion in Germany

with the exception of the Holland Sport Verein

Makaay was thrown out; nobody rates Stevens anymore, and now, Berlin have given van Burik the boot because of his EVIL DUTCH father



meanwhile, Radobank have done the quite outrageous

after sacking a Dutch doping manager, they have appointed another Dutchie as his replacement

only in Holland

HSV to be champs Otto you heard the latest rumour that a Dutch company wants to buy Dortmund!!!! We will drive you further and further to the east

The Bakker and Schut plan is back again

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakker-Schut_Plan

Fey wrote:HSV to be champs Otto you heard the latest rumour that a Dutch company wants to buy Dortmund!!!! We will drive you further and further to the east

The Bakker and Schut plan is back again

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakker-Schut_Plan

never heard of this Bakker-Schut plan

quite outrageous

HSV is already yours and now you want Dortmund as well

NEVER

unless, it's FREE DRUGS FOR EVERBODY ELSE in Germany

Otto!! There are DOZENS of those plans!!! As you know we are below sea-level. We can build dykes around the country...but if N/West Germany doesnt do the same we are fucked....

Hence we want those parts of Germany!!! Its only for our protection so you will understand

We start buying the fooball club in that region, sending people to live over the border etc.

We will make sure you will get East-Prussia and Silesia back though

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:

unless, it's FREE DRUGS FOR EVERBODY ELSE in Germany

I don't know if you've ever been in a Dutch coffeeshop ?

...you probably have, considering all your countrymen have been there too : it's *loaded* with Germans trying to score drugs.

It's the best way to ensure Dutchies won't do drugs

...people might take you for a German otherwise

Fey wrote:Otto!! There are DOZENS of those plans!!! As you know we are below sea-level. We can build dykes around the country...but if N/West Germany doesnt do the same we are fucked....

Hence we want those parts of Germany!!! Its only for our protection so you will understand

We start buying the fooball club in that region, sending people to live over the border etc.

We will make sure you will get East-Prussia and Silesia back though

@fey

you are a complete and utter Dutch MADMAN

they say, little flaws make humans more attractive

you, my good fellow, have MASSIVE FLAWS and mysteriously, make them work to your advantage

let me put it differently

Du bist nicht aalglatt, sondern saudoof, weshalb Frauen Dich baendigen and Maenner sich mit Dir pruegeln wollen

in other words, you are a Dutch Stefan Effenberg

of which we currently do not have enough in Germany

take this as an invitation to apply for Germany asylum

you are very welcome

just make sure to keep your arm close to your body when you sign the Vaterlandspapiere (no Dr. Strangelove moments , please)

and then I will let you off the leash to organize pro-German demonstrations outside Stevens' home

That would be an AWESOME idea otto!!

I would be an instant hit the Heimat!!

First I would fight the poor economy, 5 million unemployed people!! Holland will be the role model!! For both economy and football.

After I fixed the unemployment, I will get rid of die Mannschaft. The will play in Orange shirts from now on...and Netzer will be in charge of everything that has to do with football.

German people will be loved by all the people on this world

Afer a survey from der Spiegel, the German people decide to give me a new name: Der Feyrer.....

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/19915/4dc48700/index.html

This guy and me have so much in common

Fey wrote:That would be an AWESOME idea otto!!

I would be an instant hit the Heimat!!

First I would fight the poor economy, 5 million unemployed people!! Holland will be the role model!! For both economy and football.

After I fixed the unemployment, I will get rid of die Mannschaft. The will play in Orange shirts from now on...and Netzer will be in charge of everything that has to do with football.

German people will be loved by all the people on this world

Afer a survey from der Spiegel, the German people decide to give me a new name: Der Feyrer.....

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And don't tell me that Frau Antje dresses and Holzschuhe will be compulsory? Alongside a no-car-without-a-caravan rule?

@topic:
Well done, Mario... Now get ready for that career-defining second season. No pressure at all...

sounds like all you had to do just now was to get the ready-made plan out of your drawer



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@axel

I will temporarily rename you "Porthos"

fey will become "Aramis"

anglophile will become Queen Anna whose honour you have to protect

I don´t understand why Diego is only second in this voting. Normally he should have won imo.

CHRISSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!one1!

chrissicross wrote:I don´t understand why Diego is only second in this voting. Normally he should have won imo.

nice to have you back chrissi

I also don't understand why Schaaf was not first

anglophileHedgehog wrote:CHRISSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!one1!

Lol, what does one1 mean? I hope it´s something nice...

@otto

Where´s your beloved Hitzfeld?

That's one of those nerdy things that's rubbed off on me--same in German, I could have written: "CHRISSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!einself11!1!".

So good to have you back. Have a cherry/chocolate muffin.

Btw, any news on where Schulle will end up?

chrissi

when you left, the German presence on this board was weakened significantly, forcing anglo, blut and myself to stand permanent guard

now that you are back, we can finally go to the loo



ich hoffe, Du hast ein nettes Mitbringsel im Gepaeck

vielleicht ne brasilianische Trommel oder einen Mini-Zuckerhut fuer Touris

chrissicross wrote:I don´t understand why Diego is only second in this voting. Normally he should have won imo.

Good to have you back

vdVaart>Diego

anglophileHedgehog wrote:That's one of those nerdy things that's rubbed off on me--same in German, I could have written: "CHRISSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!einself11!1!".

So good to have you back. Have a cherry/chocolate muffin.

I still don´t know what einself11!1, but thanks for the muffin.

I just had a piece of very tasty Apfel-Marzipan-Mandel-Torte btw...

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Btw, any news on where Schulle will end up?

I don´t know what Hannover would offer him, but Spartak seems to offer a 4 years contract with 2.5 million Euro net per year.

Surely a tough decision...

Here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=!1one

Oooooh, more tasty calories. I think I've overdosed on chocolate for today (what with baking the muffins myself and not being above 'sampling' the dough. ) so a slice of that... Hmmmmm...

I'd always pegged him as a one club man--but well... I think Martin Stranzl is still with Spartak, and while he's an 'Ösi', he's a decent enough player and will surely help Schulle adapt. Shame to see him go, though.

Since 1888 wrote:

chrissicross wrote:I don´t understand why Diego is only second in this voting. Normally he should have won imo.

Good to have you back

@Since 1888

Diego was voted footballer of the month 3 times last season, he was voted best new signing, and he was voted best Bundesliga player in January and best Bundesliga player of the Season by his fellow Bundesliga players. Apart from that he was also the Bundesliga top scorer and the second best field player according to Kicker ratings.

Diego > VDV
Werder Bremen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HSV

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Shame to see him go, though.

Yeah, I wish he would stay. If he goes, a part of Werder Bremen will go with him...

On the other side, he would be a regular at Spartak, they also play CL (qualification) and Moskau surely isn´t too bad either. And let´s be honest, where else could Schulle earn 10 Mio net in 4 years...

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:sounds like all you had to do just now was to get the ready-made plan out of your drawer



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@axel

I will temporarily rename you "Porthos"

fey will become "Aramis"

anglophile will become Queen Anna whose honour you have to protect

Hmm, now all we have to do is find a Richelieu

(Ricardo as Athos and DD as DD'Ertegenaan D'Artagnan ?)