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    Post by Parks lives Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:50 pm

    Taken from another forum (think it was slightly tongue in cheek).


    Why its easier for Man United to win the title than anyone else.

    You will hear at various time Utd fans bleating on saying everybody raises their game for them and its harder for them than anybody else as they play 38 derby's a season. Well i am here today to say bollocks, this is not only true but it is now the exact opposite.
    Alex Ferguson (a man i quietly respect) recognised a few years ago that in order to gain true premiership dominance was to get his own men on the inside of as many premiership clubs as possible. In doing this he guaranteed comfortable three points for his side and the same teams to fight for their dear lives against his rivals.

    Below i list the teams he has infiltrated and the ones that he hasnt.

    On his payroll

    Birmingham CityHe first infiltrated the Brummies with Ferguson Stalwart Steve Bruce, this guaranteed him six points in a complete roll over and die fashion. Bruce has left now and you would think his links may dwindle but oh no fellow Scot Mcleish has taken over and we all know the Scots are in Fergies pocket, another on his payroll.

    Blackburn Rovers Mark Hughes, enough said.

    Everton David Moyes aka the Scottish connection at work again, if anybody had doubts regarding this deal we only need look to last Sunday where Moyes tried everything he possibly could to let Utd score but they couldnt hit a barn door that day. In the end Moyes sent word to his defence to concede a penalty at all cost and Pinaar obliged with the most obvious deliberate trip in living history.

    Fulham Man Utds feeder club and close friends of Sir Alex.

    Middlesborough Bryan Robson brought Alex and Mr Gibson very close, this bond has stuck ever since.

    Newcastle Only a few years ago i saw Big Sam with my own eyes drinking with the Manutd team after a champions league game in the living room, Manchester.

    Reading Steve Coppell ex ManUtd, the relationship became a little strained after the early season draw but Steve has promised to make amends later this season.

    Sunderland Roy Keane, Fergie's love child.

    West Ham Fergie bought this result for eternity with the gift of three points last May, the hammers even threw in their best player for good measure.

    Wigan Steve Bruce- See Mark Hughes and Roy Keane.


    Unsure
    Villa I cannot guarantee O'Neil is on the payroll but results such as rolling over against Utd whilst leading this season and scoring 4 at Chelsea suggest something untowards. Rumours are circulating at ABU towers that he has been promised the OT hotseat and this is swaying results.

    Derby Not on the payroll but that doesnt really matter to be fair, not even Fergie needs to bribe six points here.

    Tottenham Nobody is sure of Ramos's position as yet.

    Not on the Payroll

    Arsenal Main challengers for the title, Urd dropped points against these.

    Bolton For a long time under Allardyce they were on the payroll but now under Megson its all changed as he fights to win the fans over. Utd dropped 3 points to these.

    Chelsea Challengers.

    Liverpool Rivals

    Man City Rivals and Utd lost 3 points to them.

    Portsmouth Harry has to be very clean at the moment Utd dropped two points here.


    To give you a clear idea of what i am saying:

    Against Allies: Played 10 won 9 and drew 1 against Reading.

    Against Foe: Played 6, 2 wins,2 draws and two defeats.


    Interesting Stats i am sure you will agree.

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    Post by lrdsucksgoats Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:00 pm

    Not a bad effort. Reminds me of some of my Arsenal posts...
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    Post by Tweesus Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:02 pm

    lol!

    It just goes to show how if you have agendas and try hard enough, you can try to prove almost anything if you really want to Whistle
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    Post by Axeslammer Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:07 pm

    Nice one ok
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    Post by Puro Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm

    Why Parky why do you have to spill the beans! What's funny to you Mancs, it's all about getting a few extra cash for me the easy way, the Juventus way.

    No one should be surprised about all these connections. You see I just connect the dots and make some money. When the Mancs NEED them points I KNOW who's gonna help them out. Last season I told you my suspicions were confirmed when Everton (after halftime) did everything it could so that Moyes' pal could snatch the title away from Chelsea. That Everton-Mancs match was fixed! Mourinho knows that as well.

    Connect the dots and you'll make some cash. I used to make good cash in Serie A with Juventus, but they got caught. It was easy money there just like it is easy money with them Mancs. Just follow the trail. True fucking story!
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    Post by Parks lives Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:27 pm

    Laughing
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    Post by Hlebagone Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:33 pm

    Laughing
    I'm convinved...
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    Post by Puro Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:34 pm

    Parks lives wrote:Laughing

    I could laugh even harder, but won't out of respect to some friends. You see Parky, supporting Manchester United is like supporting the MGM Casino or The Mirage, Caesars Palace in Vegas. You're supporting the house with all the connections and control. You're supporting the whole Casino "come on house, beat that bloke!" HAHAHAHA!

    People like Pierre support the guy who's up against "the house". Now, there's some honour in that, and that's refreshing.


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    Post by christmasborocooper Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:35 pm

    Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?
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    Post by Kimbo Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:36 pm

    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?
    LOLS!
    lol!
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    Post by Puro Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:38 pm

    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?

    Sometimes with the right moves and good timing and a little bit of luck, you can beat the house.
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    Post by Isco Benny Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:38 pm

    Puro wrote:Why Parky why do you have to spill the beans! What's funny to you Mancs, it's all about getting a few extra cash for me the easy way, the Juventus way.

    No one should be surprised about all these connections. You see I just connect the dots and make some money. When the Mancs NEED them points I KNOW who's gonna help them out. Last season I told you my suspicions were confirmed when Everton (after halftime) did everything it could so that Moyes' pal could snatch the title away from Chelsea. That Everton-Mancs match was fixed! Mourinho knows that as well.

    Connect the dots and you'll make some cash. I used to make good cash in Serie A with Juventus, but they got caught. It was easy money there just like it is easy money with them Mancs. Just follow the trail. True fucking story!

    Im presuming this is irony, or tongue-in-cheek, or whatever them Yanks call it - humor (sic) ??

    Nice one Puro, glad to see you can poke fun at yourself Biggrin <Ale>
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    Post by Axeslammer Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:39 pm

    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?

    You just made my day Biggrin <Ale>
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    Post by christmasborocooper Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:39 pm

    http://www.kidsrcrafty.com/dot-to-dot.htm

    I think you might need to give this a blast Puro..
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    Post by Puro Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:44 pm

    Axeslammer wrote:
    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?

    You just made my day Biggrin <Ale>

    Was it you who laughed just like that when I was saying basically the same stuff about Juventus having all them connections, refs in their pockets...three seasons ago calling me "conspiracy theorist" or some $h!t like that? Laugh
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    Post by lrdsucksgoats Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:46 pm

    Puro wrote:
    Axeslammer wrote:
    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?

    You just made my day Biggrin <Ale>

    Was it you who laughed just like that when I was saying basically the same stuff about Juventus having all them connections, refs in their pockets...three seasons ago calling me "conspiracy theorist" or some $h!t like that? Laugh


    Trust me Puro, even if you showed him an extra video of the Kennedy assassination proving a conspiracy, Axeslammer would still be resorting to cheap insults and diversionary tactics...
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    Post by Axeslammer Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:48 pm

    Puro wrote:
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    borocooper wrote:Yet you still picked Liverpool to win the league?

    You just made my day Biggrin <Ale>

    Was it you who laughed just like that when I was saying basically the same stuff about Juventus having all them connections, refs in their pockets...three seasons ago calling me "conspiracy theorist" or some $h!t like that? Laugh

    Unlikely, I've always supported theories that the Italian league is dominated by cheating.
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    Post by shazlx Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:51 pm

    Knew it!!!
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    Post by Puro Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:56 pm

    Anas Al-Liby wrote:
    Trust me Puro, even if you showed him an extra video of the Kennedy assassination proving a conspiracy, Axeslammer would still be resorting to cheap insults and diversionary tactics...

    I'm not sure if it was Axe, but there was one Dutchie who was calling me "conspiracy theorist" over the Juventus thingy. He didn't even apologize EVEN after Juventus confessed to all their chicanery. He still believed there was no conspiracy in Juventus' part.
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    Post by DD Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:26 pm

    Puro wrote:
    Anas Al-Liby wrote:
    Trust me Puro, even if you showed him an extra video of the Kennedy assassination proving a conspiracy, Axeslammer would still be resorting to cheap insults and diversionary tactics...

    I'm not sure if it was Axe, but there was one Dutchie who was calling me "conspiracy theorist" over the Juventus thingy. He didn't even apologize EVEN after Juventus confessed to all their chicanery. He still believed there was no conspiracy in Juventus' part.
    probably Ricky.

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