Aston Villa or Tottenham Hotspur?

Chaps,

This is it. The big debate.

Forget about Nick Griffin on the BBC, Obama winning the election, or

Germany's DOMINATION of youth football.

Cast aside the talk of Liverpool for the Europe League, why Messi is exceptional for Barcelona and just ceptional for Argentina.

Put aside those frankly TRIVIAL affairs of 2009, the continuing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,

the wet dreams of Justin Fashanu touching himself under a waterfall,

NONE OF IT MATTERS!

What REALLY matters is:

which of these teams - Aston Villa or Tottenham -

is SEXIER??

By sexier, I mean who do you think (and remember, before offering your opinion: no one really cares what you think)

will FINISH HIGHER in the LEAGUE this season?

MON the disgrace, or 'Arry 2PF8G?

Who do you WANT to finish higher?

Which teams tickles your senses in places other teams cannot reach?

Is Deisler actually retarded?

Lots of questions. The floor is all yours boys

When Stewart Downing makes his triumphant debut, will the anti-left-sided-midfielders of Tottenham will be so jealous that they fall to pieces?

If Darren Bent gets injured - who will get the goals?

Is N'Gog the player he was for Inter?

Despite finishing, has the Gareth Bale curse really finished?

Can anyone stop Ashley Young's 2-goals-in-2-games scoring spree?

Is it possible to succeed with two gingers and James Milner on the pitch?

Carlos Cuellar?

As you can see, the answers are obvious. Villa FTW.

Pssh, both upper mid-table, who really gives a shit?


Your subject bores me 0trick.

Kimbo wrote:Pssh, both upper mid-table, who really gives a shit?


Your subject bores me 0trick.

Typical top 4 elitism

I thought Lady Gaga was a hermaphrodite.

debaser wrote:

Kimbo wrote:Pssh, both upper mid-table, who really gives a shit?


Your subject bores me 0trick.

Typical top 4 elitism

debaser wrote:

Kimbo wrote:Pssh, both upper mid-table, who really gives a shit?


Your subject bores me 0trick.

Typical top 4 elitism

Pot Bellies filled up to the brim with Bitter ale again I see.

Both are horrendous and despicable clubs with disgraces of managers. But Spurs have the London look so they are sexier.

Well, in the old days with hummel kits and haircuts like these





it would have been very difficult to separate the two. How can you pick one to be sexier than the other?

But this is a different time.

Villa have two goalkeepers called Brad and Spurs have Giovani dos Santos so....advantage Villa.

On the other hand, it is hard to top three Croats and it must be said that Nike shirts are very cliche. So that puts Tottenham back level.

I do like Woodgate, which would shade it for THFC. But at the same time Carlos Cuellar is boss.

Very tough decision.

In the end, I'll say Everton.

Would you like condensed milk or honey on your bread?

Both. But never mind the bread