Funny match day stories

Hello all
On a day when the majority of football in the UK has fallen foul of the weather. It's probably the perfect time to share all the funny match day stories we all have from following our teams.

Anything goes really aslong as its going to raise a titter.

I'm collecting them for a website at www.awayend.co.uk. I do not have any teams othe than English listed yet as no stories have been sent in but hopefully i'll get a few soon!

Hope you've got football wherever you are, life is boring without a match!
Cheers

Wrong forum dude, people dont go to football matches here! Just watch them on dodgy chinese links! The passion is what its all about

I am sure Batman has plenty of funny match day stories. Unfortunately they all involve him being at the cinema with his cousin.