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    Post by Kimbo Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:14 pm

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    Post by Di Caniooooo! Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:14 pm

    Wow, now apparently he actually got Bridge's ex pregnant, and then arranged an abortion for her.
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    Post by Batman Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:06 am

    ENGLAND Captain John Terry made his lover pregnant - then paid for her to have an abortion.

    Married Terry - whose bid to stop us exposing his affair was thrown out by the High Court on Friday - was at the bedside of secret mistress Vanessa Perroncel for the procedure in a private clinic.

    Afterwards he gave her £20,000 to "cheer herself up".

    According to:
    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/712686/John-Terry-got-secret-lover-pregnant-at-start-of-affair.html
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    Post by Kimbo Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:09 am

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    Post by Di Caniooooo! Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:10 am

    His slimyness knows no bounds.
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    Post by 110% Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:16 am

    Kimbo wrote:I'd be happy to see a Rio-Woodgate partnership.

    I find the moral outrage amusing. Taking drugs or beating up an asian student with a gang of your mates is ok for the england team.
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    Post by Kimbo Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:26 am

    I've heard we'll be invading Afghanistan in a couple of years. Shocking stuff.

    Anyway, beating up an Asian has no affect on team spirit, there are no Asians in football.
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    Post by Di Caniooooo! Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:38 am

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    Post by Glenarch of the Glen Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:14 am

    Kimbo wrote:I've heard we'll be invading Afghanistan in a couple of years. Shocking stuff.

    Anyway, beating up an Asian has no affect on team spirit, there are no Asians in football.

    there will be hundreds at the world cup, Japan, Korea, Korea v2.0 and Australia will be there.

    beating up Asians is frowned upon in this country, but in South Africa it's the norm, except for Japanese who have been honorary whites since the 1960's
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    Post by 110% Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:15 am

    Kimbo wrote:I've heard we'll be invading Afghanistan in a couple of years. Shocking stuff.

    Anyway, beating up an Asian has no affect on team spirit, there are no Asians in football.

    we should definitely make woodgate captain for the afghan invasion as he has experience (nothing to do with the point anyway)

    you are morally outraged by a guy who went behind a colleague's back (like that doesn't happen every day), but have no problem naming 2 others who have done equally bad things if not worse things in his place.
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    Post by TheCrazy58 Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:25 am

    Goal.com headline

    'JT Scores Away from Bridge'.

    Very good. ok
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    Post by Kimbo Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:16 am

    I don't give shit about Woodgate because it happened over 10 years ago and it has no affect on the squad anyway, much like Gerrards attack. Pretty simple.
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    Post by Aristoskank Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:04 pm

    Did Rio take drugs, or did he miss a drugs test?

    I don't think missing a drugs test is as bad as cheating on your own wife with the girlfriend of a teammate, getting her pregnant and then bribing her to have an abortion. Call me pedantic, but...
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    Post by Hlebagone Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:10 pm

    Yeah. Rio's faults lie with him being seen as a bit "silly". Rather than being a c**t.
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:38 am

    Bridge earlier confronted Terry and accused him of sleeping with Vanessa behind his back. But Terry, lying through his teeth, ­insisted to Wayne that the “rumours” were nonsense and he would never stoop so low.

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    Post by Tom Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:12 am

    I love how we're only hearing that part now. Like during the entire time it was going on Wayne Bridge didn't once make a comment at all about it? Fucking bullshit.

    And on top of this, it was his EX. when terry fucked her (and got her pregnant, bloody lad) they were no longer together. who cares?!

    ON THE FIELD.

    OFF THE FIELD.


    those are two different things. i couldn't give a shit if they take away his england captaincy, who are they going to give it to? another leader? who? Rio? when was the last time he played consistently for England? never. Beckham? like fuck.

    Lampard? Whilst he would be amazing, definitely a fucking amazing captain I can't see him taking it with how close him and JT are. Rooney? Someday. but not yet. not yet.

    Wayne bridge isn't even good enough to go to the world cup so why is it even an issue, fucking media frenzy.
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    Post by L r dd Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:12 am

    Well at least we know the real reason why Terry didn't join City this summer Laughing
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    Post by Di Caniooooo! Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:15 am

    L r dd wrote:Well at least we know the real reason why Terry didn't join City this summer Laughing
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    Post by Brian2468 Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:20 am

    Di Caniooooo! your avatar has been killing my computers speed for ages. Any chance you fix it.
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    Post by Di Caniooooo! Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:30 am

    You computer can't handle the awesomeness?
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    Post by Brian2468 Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:17 am

    I wish.
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    Post by TheCrazy58 Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:16 am

    Terry's missus wants a divorce.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2833329/John-Terrys-wife-Toni-jets-to-Dubai-with-kids-Georgie-John-and-Summer-Rose.html
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    Post by Aristoskank Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:23 am

    Ballack wrote:I love how we're only hearing that part now. Like during the entire time it was going on Wayne Bridge didn't once make a comment at all about it? Fucking bullshit.

    So you're saying if your girlfriend cheated on you with a colleague the first thing you'd do is tell the newspapers?

    And on top of this, it was his EX. when terry fucked her (and got her pregnant, bloody lad) they were no longer together. who cares?!

    ON THE FIELD.

    OFF THE FIELD.

    Terry makes a lot of money and gains a lot of fame through his off the field activities. To make out he is 'just a footballer' is, frankly, ignorant horseshit.

    those are two different things. i couldn't give a shit if they take away his england captaincy, who are they going to give it to? another leader? who? Rio? when was the last time he played consistently for England? never.

    Except every tournament he's ever played in, unlike Terry who makes routine mistakes in most England games due to being slow and stupid.

    Beckham? like fuck.

    Beckham would indeed be a joke.

    Lampard? Whilst he would be amazing, definitely a fucking amazing captain I can't see him taking it with how close him and JT are.

    Lampard is rubbish tactically and doesn't command the respect of those around him. He'd make a dreadful captain.

    Rooney? Someday. but not yet. not yet.

    Captained his club, won trophies galore, got 50 odd caps for England, is England's best player. Why not yet?


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    Post by Allez les rouges Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:06 pm

    Excellent points made by TS and Saints earlier in the thread. I couldn't help being reminded of the following story:

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    Antonio, an elderly Italian gentleman, is talking to some tourists in his local bar in his village, and regaling them with tales of his life. He points out the landmarks and other points of interest from his youth, and starts reminiscing.

    “You see all that painting on-a the wall over there? In my twenties, I paint many hundreds of those paintings—hundreds and hundreds of beautiful, beautiful paintings, I sell many of them too. But do they call me ‘Antonio, the painter?’ ... [sorrowfully] They do not."

    “And you see this-a poem I show you. Is beautiful, wonderful poem. In my youth, I write many wonderful, marvellous poems like this, many of them are published, hundreds. But do they call me ‘Antonio, the poet?’ ... They do not.”

    “You look out of thees window and see that wonderful ship in the harbour? In my life I make-a many grand, beautiful, strong ships. Hundreds, for a while I am famous for it. I am master of my art. But do they call me ‘Antonio, the shipbuilder?’ ... They do not.”

    “But you fuck just one goat…”
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    Post by TheCrazy58 Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:46 pm

    John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama.

    It’s called Other Footballers’ Wives.

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    Post by Pierre Littbarski Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:52 pm

    TheCrazy58 wrote:John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama.

    It’s called Other Footballers’ Wives.

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    Sounds Hilarious Wink
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    Post by TheCrazy58 Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:00 pm

    Pierre Littbarski wrote:
    TheCrazy58 wrote:John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama.

    It’s called Other Footballers’ Wives.

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    Sounds Hilarious Wink

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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:50 pm

    Terry only did what any other well-trained defender would have done... If your full back leaves a hole, the centre back has to fill it.

    A-HA HA HA, BOOM! BOOM!

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    Post by TheCrazy58 Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:23 am

    Terry touts his Wembley box for £4,000 - against rules.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1248660/John-Terry-touts-Wembley-box-4-000-England-captains-perk-offered-cash-rules.html

    John Terry touts his Wembley box for £4,000: England captain's perk offered for cash against all rulesBy Christian Gysin, Matt Lawton and Michael Seamark

    Last updated at 12:14 AM on 05th February 2010

    John Terry faced new questions last night over his fitness to be England captain.

    A Daily Mail investigation found his personal box at Wembley being 'touted out' for £4,000 a match.

    Terry's contract to rent the luxurious 12-seater facility is subsidised to the tune of tens of thousands a year as one of his 'perks' as national team skipper. Its terms expressly forbid hiring it out.

    The latest revelation has further destabilised Terry's position
    But yesterday the Mail was offered exclusive use of it for England's friendly against Egypt next month by an associate of Terry's management agents.

    'It's John Terry's box and you can have it,' said the go-between. 'It will be £4,000 and we would want the money in cash.' He said the player would provide a signed England or Chelsea shirt as 'part of the deal'.

    The revelation comes as England manager Fabio Capello prepares to meet the Chelsea star, a married father of two, to discuss the sex scandal that has called his international career into question.

    Terry had a five-month affair with Vanessa Perroncel, the estranged partner of his England team-mate Wayne Bridge, then tried to cover it up with a court 'super-injunction'.

    Terry, 29, who earns £170,000 a week as Chelsea captain, is now likely to be asked to explain why his box is being offered to outsiders. The facility guarantees seats not only for football but also rugby, American football and non-sporting events including top pop concerts.

    The Wembley scheme is revealed six weeks after Terry and an associate showed reporters posing as businessmen around Chelsea's training ground in Surrey, in return for £10,000 in £50 notes.
    The box was offered to the Mail by Anthony White, 35, sales and marketing manager at the David Beckham Academy until it closed down last month.

    Luxury: One of the corporate boxes with unrivalled views at Wembley
    A coach at the Academy was Paul Nicholls - a 29-year-old semi-professional footballer and long-term friend of Terry, who is now part of the player's two-man management team.

    Our reporter, posing as a businessman wanting to organise of football-related events, first met White at the Academy in Greenwich, South East London.

    After an exchange of emails, White telephoned earlier this week and said: 'I've had a think about what we could do, and as this is a special event I've pulled a few strings and how about I get you a 12-seater box at Wembley for the England-Egypt friendly on March 3?'

    'For the box it will be £3-4000 and we would want the money in cash. You pay a mate of mine a few days before the game.
    'As for the beer and wine in the box you have to pay for that, as it is fully stocked and then re-stocked afterwards. You can pay in cash on the night. That would be the best way.

    'I can also arrange for a signed shirt, either England or Chelsea, from John Terry. How does that sound?'

    In a call yesterday White confirmed: 'You can have it for four [thousand].

    'I will let you have it for four - no problem. The only way it will become unavailable is if John wants to use it. But I don't think that will happen.'

    It was unclear whether the box was being offered with Terry's knowledge but the Football Association are certain to want to know if it has been 'touted out' before - and if so, how often.

    Terry, who has been reported to be a heavy gambler, is understood to have tried to get out of the contract for the Wembley box twice in the last two years.

    His discount as England captain means he pays just under £80,000 a year for a box which would cost anyone else £120,000. But Internet reports yesterday claimed he owed money on the deal and that his friends had run up a £20,000 bill at last year's FA Cup Final.

    White claimed the box belonged to Terry's management company, Elite Management, which is run by Nicholls and Keith Cousins, chairman of lower league side Rushden and Diamonds.

    They provoked controversy last year after hiring a firm called Riviera Entertainment to try and fix lucrative commercial deals for Terry in the run-up to the World Cup.

    Referring to the sex scandal, White told the Mail: 'You can imagine the furore that's been around John. Well it's the guys that look after him that own the box. I spoke to the guys yesterday from his management team and they are just checking the availability. I will put you on to a guy called Paul who will look after you once I get the nod from him.'

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