Oranje Thread

Pep as Oranje coach

http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball-em-2012-polen-ukraine/klaas-jan-huntelaar/stand-vor-rausschmiss-bei-em-24828118.bild.html

apparently, Huntelaar threw a hissyfit about NOT playing

so bad

that EVERY Oranje player now hates him and does not want to play with him ever again

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meanwhile,

Wenger now says that

van Persie

has

so FAR

been the

BEST striker at Euro 2012



good luck, Arsenal fans

you have a certifiable LUNATIC in charge

How quickly you have already turned on your adopted home Otto.

Disgraceful really

Otto!

How is it possible that a BUNDESLIGA player is such a DIVA

Many people are shocked to see that has happened to !

He was the boy next door for many people, I always knew he was a frustrated rabbit!

As for Wenger and RVP!

Wenger is of course RIGHT!

He gave that interview to a Dutch newspaper, and he said that RVP is the most COMPLETE striker at the euros.

Which is true.

A more shocking fact to me was that Wenger didnt went on a summer holiday since 1982! No wonder he is hitting on the youngsters!

Anyway, there is also good news to report!

van Marwijk stays!



As expected, the Dutch FA wont sack a man with a 4-year contract! Them greedy Dutchies eh!

That means we keep Koeman!

Not so good news for Oranje!

The good man wants to rejuvenate! Way too late ofcourse, I said that already more then a year ago!

My voice kept unheard

He read the FEY-guide way too late!

But you want NAMES of course!

The Dutch FA stated the following players wont get to play in Oranje anymore:

van Bommel(retired)
Kuyt (too old)
Mathijssen (too old too shit)
Boula (ditto)
Heitinga (Too shit and was the mole that kept leaking to the press)
VDV (too shit, well thats me, but his behaviour )
Huntelaar (see vdv I expect him to be a mole as well, just like gomez)

Affelay is a maybe, everyone hates him cause he looks down on everyone else cause he plays at Barcalona! A whole 18 minutes ffs! But van Marwijk loves him.

As for you being back in the German team!

I say GOOD!

You were an AWFUL Dutchman!

But you are an even worse KRAUT! Which makes you well suited for being one!

However, you remain the Mick Jagger of the EMB!

Think about it

Wahre G.

Can't wait for the new generation of Klasie-Maher-Narsingh to play under Pep Guardiola.

It wont be Pep, I just said that the Dutch FA wont sack BvM! Costs them too much! They only have themselves to blame! Who the fuck gives a coach a contract for 8 years! Mental!

Still it would be amazing though. If he decides to go himself and Dutch fa sign pep. Or perhaps van Gaal! Say what you want of him. But his masterplan has been copied from the Krauts after their debacles in 2000. And he let the likes Mueller, Iniesta and Xavi etc make their debut.

Anyway.

--------Clasie

Maher----------------Affelay/Vilhena



Narsingh is just a winger, still he should have gotten a chance during the euros. Especially if you play Rabbit!

What about Anita, Strootman and Van Wolfswinkel, mate?

I know you're not that charitable towards Wijnaldum, will you ever forgive him?

Fade out wrote:What about Anita, Strootman and Van Wolfswinkel, mate?

I know you're not that charitable towards Wijnaldum, will you ever forgive him?

Anita and Van Wolfswinkel are crap, Strootman had a lesser season but I still have faith in him

Ajax fans tell me Anita is great.

We are linked to signing Luuk de jong. Have you given your scouting report yet, Axe?

Fade out wrote:Ajax fans tell me Anita is great.

We are linked to signing Luuk de jong. Have you given your scouting report yet, Axe?

Anita is a decent work....pony.

Luuk de Jong is ace, he's a versatile allround striker whit a good attitude. I think the EPL would suit him.

Out of Huntelaar, Van Wolfswinkel (Fey's toy boy), Dost (topscorer Eredivisie) and Luuk de Jong I would always take Luuk.

How I would proceed with oranje in the next qualifiers :

Entire Feyenoord defence

Still, it's just a little bit too late. You cant expect from a new team to just win against Tureky and Hungary. That's what I blame van Marwijk the most for! And I would have got rid of ego's after the WC straight away!

As for the players you mentioned fadeyout:
Anita: Meh, really average.
van Wolfswinkel: Great body!! And good ball control
Strootman: New van Bommel, I dont like him.

As for Wijnaldum,the answer is NO!

Fey, would your love for van Wolfswinkel diminish if he signed for us (Spurs)? After all, he would still retain that exquisite body...

I guess.

If van Wolfswinkel is covered in shit, he still has a great body...so. Guess its the same for a Spurs kit.

Fey wrote:I guess.

If van Wolfswinkel is covered in shit, he still has a great body...so. Guess its the same for a Spurs kit.

Imagine if the British diet made Wolfswinkel fat!?

That would be just awful.

BREAKING NEWS!

van Marwijk quits as coach!

Koeman rules himself out of the running for the job as well.

Yes he said a few hours before bvm threw the towel.

However, that's coach talk for:''I want that job, please pick me''

He did get even more fat during his holiday



However, that is OUR fat coach. If the Dutch FA wants to get him, they need to give us a lot of money. And no, I dont want BvM back for a third time.

Would prefer someone else though. Loved the option of Guardiola as coach and Cruijff as supervisor.

Thanks Axe and Fey.

"Loved the option of Guardiola as coach and Cruijff as supervisor."


No chance of Pep with Van Gaal & Rijkaard currently unemployed.

Hello favourite neighbours, it's probably a bit off-topic here, but what do you think about Eljero Elia these days? Is there still hope for him? As it seems we want to sign him for 6 million Euro...maybe Allofs thinks a new friend for Arnautovic might be helpful.

Typical black winger. Rubbish. Not good enough. Poor mentality. Useless on the long run. Wish we stopped producing such players.

Though you shouldnt believe everything on Transfermarkt!

Fey wrote:Typical black winger. Rubbish. Not good enough. Poor mentality. Useless on the long run. Wish we stopped producing such players.

Though you shouldnt believe everything on Transfermarkt!

Well, thanks Fey. Your opinion seems a bit one sided though.

He surely has a lot of talent, but like many others, he lacks the mentality to be what he could be. What I was wondering is, did he somewhat change in this regard during his time in Italy maybe? I mean from what I remember in Hamburg he behaved like a spoiled brat with a far too big ego and we don't need another Arnautovic.

Stay away from him

Then again, im not Bremen's biggest fan.

So you might take another look at him

We have a gazillion of such players though!

If you wont get Elia, I can make you a nice offer for Cabral!

chrissicross wrote:

Fey wrote:Typical black winger. Rubbish. Not good enough. Poor mentality. Useless on the long run. Wish we stopped producing such players.

Though you shouldnt believe everything on Transfermarkt!

Well, thanks Fey. Your opinion seems a bit one sided though.

He surely has a lot of talent, but like many others, he lacks the mentality to be what he could be. What I was wondering is, did he somewhat change in this regard during his time in Italy maybe? I mean from what I remember in Hamburg he behaved like a spoiled brat with a far too big ego and we don't need another Arnautovic.

Bias? Fey? Blasphemy!

Btw, Dutchies - we've signed one of yours as well on a loan or at least are close to doing so. What's the dirt on Tim Hoogland?

anglophileHedgehog wrote:
Btw, Dutchies - we've signed one of yours as well on a loan or at least are close to doing so. What's the dirt on Tim Hoogland?

Erm, who ?

Name rings a bell, but I honestly couldn't tell you anything about him

Axeslammer wrote:

anglophileHedgehog wrote:
Btw, Dutchies - we've signed one of yours as well on a loan or at least are close to doing so. What's the dirt on Tim Hoogland?

Erm, who ?

Name rings a bell, but I honestly couldn't tell you anything about him

Grrr, that's because he's German !

Dutch FA said they respected Koeman's decision to stay at Feyenoord!



So who will it be?

Gullit is supposed to be the favourite now!

Which would be hilarious! Considering how bad he is!

Sexy Football

BREAKING NEWS!!

VAN GAAL NEW COACH of ORANJE!!

Fey wrote:BREAKING NEWS!!

VAN GAAL NEW COACH of ORANJE!!

A whole lot better than many of the shit coaches out there. Plus, we need to rebuild anyhow. Could you imagine them hiring Ruud "sexy football" Gullit!?
No Kluivert to fuck things up now. We'll at least qualify this time.

The press conferences should be a laugh. I reckon Van Gaal at Oranje 2.0 won't even have a honeymoon period.

God forbid he only calls up AJax rejects though...

LVG