Match of the day thread

Predicted panel - Lineker, Hansen, Shearer

Predicted first game - United Vs Fulham

Predicted last game - Boro V Reading

Agreed with all but the predicted last game. That'll be the blueshite.

Bonus Round

Predicted Hansen Rant: I'm going with "Gerrard got to be in the centre!" after his display today

Shearer (the cunt) will not pay THE RED WIZ any compliement for his MAGICAL brilliance and wonderful goal!

He will attempt to suck of The Red Beast - (and so he should!)

I predict some ronaldo ass kissing to the extreme

L r d wrote: I predict some ronaldo ass kissing to the extreme

Not from Shearer - he will rather sell his ass on a cold friday night on the streets of Newcastle for 10p a go!

Hansen, " Ronaldo is unbelieveablly good, the boys at a different level to anyone else"

Lineker " a bit like you in your day Hansen?"

Hansen and shearer *fake laughing*

Luis wrote:Hansen, " Ronaldo is unbelieveablly good, the boys at a different level to anyone else"

Lineker " a bit like you in your day Hansen?"

Hansen and shearer *fake laughing*

Shearer - sitting there - biting his tounge - burning red with jealosy!

Sir Harry Flashman wrote:

Luis wrote:Hansen, " Ronaldo is unbelieveablly good, the boys at a different level to anyone else"

Lineker " a bit like you in your day Hansen?"

Hansen and shearer *fake laughing*

Shearer - sitting there - biting his tounge - burning red with jealosy!

erm, ronaldo gets the ball.. erm he runs at the defenders.. erm and he had a pop and it went in..... erm and thats a great result for man utd

L r d wrote:

Sir Harry Flashman wrote:

Luis wrote:Hansen, " Ronaldo is unbelieveablly good, the boys at a different level to anyone else"

Lineker " a bit like you in your day Hansen?"

Hansen and shearer *fake laughing*

Shearer - sitting there - biting his tounge - burning red with jealosy!

erm, ronaldo gets the ball.. erm he runs at the defenders.. erm and he had a pop and it went in..... erm and thats a great result for man utd

Lawro for shearer!

The geordie could not face giving the wiz praise, and has dropped out for lawro

Is he going into coaching after this season or has he changed his plans yet?

By the letter of the law, Rio should have been sent off there.

Rio is such a cunt

Such poor defending. Expected of Fulham though

hahaha hansen said 'ubelieveablly good'

Lawrenson's distinctively anonymous persona ensures he never gets the criticism he justifiably deserves.

Nice finish from Darren Bent.


Also nice to see Man U fans are STILL bitter about Shearer trurning them down(twice), he's not even on the show and they still can't stop talking about him. Will they ever get over it? Doubtful.

Quashie should never EVER play in the premiership again. Yet you can almost guarentee he'll be picked up by Bolton/Sheffield United/Middlesbrough/Promoted Sides, how is another question..

Controversy wrote:Quashie should never EVER play in the premiership again. Yet you can almost guarentee he'll be picked up by Bolton/Sheffield United/Middlesbrough/Promoted Sides, how is another question..

I'd shit myself if he was coming to my club, he is cursed

I knew Curbishley's records was bad, but not that bad. That surpasses Sunderland's form of the previous relegation campaigns.

Lawrenson you cunt - that was never a pen

Mariappa doesn't do enough to concede a pen and Demerit makes literally no contact.

Our first penalty was soft but fucking stupid on Kozluk's part so they can't complain. By the letter of the law it's a penalty and he could see that the ref was looking straight at him - what did he expect?

Obispo wrote:Our first penalty was soft but fucking stupid on Kozluk's part so they can't complain. By the letter of the law it's a penalty and he could see that the ref was looking straight at him - what did he expect?

Benitez is right - you shouldn't need the arms - he could just try and block him off with his body and the ref would never have given it.

Cheapest pen I've seen this season.

That is ridiculous.

Controversy wrote:Quashie should never EVER play in the premiership again. Yet you can almost guarentee he'll be picked up by Bolton/Sheffield United/Middlesbrough/Promoted Sides, how is another question..

Doubtful that we'd be buying him..we'll buy someone old Madrid player.(Makelele)