by Roger Hunt Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:52 pm
One England pundit has some sense at least.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A23430520
BBC Sport headline reads: 'Lampard appeals to England fans'. No he doesn't. He doesn't appeal to any England fans that I know!
Chelsea supporters will disagree, of course. Top tip if you've never been to Stamford Bridge, don't get a seat behind the goal. We did it once and me mate Tony Thompson got right on the end of a Fat Frank special. Thirty rows back he was.
Take a seat on either side of the pitch instead - sure you're in danger from a Shevchenko special if you're there but he won't be playing much next season so I reckon you're safe.
On to Talinn we go to face Estonia. Frank says we fans must be patient 'cos Estonia are far better than Andorra. What, better than a bunch of amateur hill farmers and hackers who play the game as if you get to cash the ref's cards in at the end of the match?
I said to the missus we had to be able to beat them Estonians. She warned me that public schoolboys are dead good at sport. Be a very lame joke if it weren't true. Bless 'er.
Estonia is a tiny country with a Cr@p football team. It'd be harder to turn a mattress over. Stop bleating, Lam!
The astute ones among you may have twigged that I'm not Frank's biggest fan at the minute, although I have to say I find all
the booing a bit juvenile. Still, if all else fails there's a bright future for the lad in panto.
Any road, Becks is back - back for good by the looks of things, like Take That God help us - and you know that England are at least going to create some old-style chances.
It'll be a performance from the Eriksson days - tepid, predictable, downright annoying but saved by a Beckham free-kick and an Owen toe-poke. 2-0 says I.
But when we come back from our summer holidays, McClaren, and your not so doughty lieutenant, Tel, can you do three things, PLEASE?!
1. Never pick Phil Nev again.
2. Bench Frank and leave Gerrard to do the meaningful stuff.
3. Ignore the first two and gracefully resign.
Here's hoping...
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