is Kuranyi now the best HEADER in the world

personally, I cannot think of anyone better at the moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8I0TaKq9U

this , incidentally, is a better TEAM-GOAL than the Argie 24 move at the World Cup

pure bliss

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his second against CECH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ-OKASyLjA&NR=1

brilliant delivery by Lahm

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this is against San Marino

the first goal is one of the best headers of all time

Kuranyi again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZXWW2BGQ6c

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and remember, Klinsi did not select this player for the World Cup

what do you make of his Portuguese accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DL-J1WIzpU

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:what do you make of his Portuguese accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DL-J1WIzpU

That´s an accent? I thought Keffin is just lisping...

The thread goes one of three ways

1) people agree with otto as a joke and it dies on it's arse

2) people dispute it given that kuranyi is mediocre and it becomes around 10 pages of 002 debate

3) it's so ridiculous people just flat out ignore it



let's sit back and see which it is to be

im amazed he has actually tried to convince people that a goal vs the mighty san marino is one of the best headers of all time.

the San Marino goal is out of this world because of the distance to goal and the angle at which Kuranyi heads the ball

neither is it a fluke

it's almost as if Kuranyi chips or lobs the ball into goal from an impossible position

does not matter who the opponent is

it's one of the best headers of ALL TIME

Kuranyi is now a better header than Klose

the only one running him close is Gomez

and then we still have Ballack

English men may think with their balls; German men think with their heads; we play with them as well

ie, Germans have "multi-purpose heads"

wahre Geschichte

Otto, I love the way you, jump from one bandwagon to another. Kuranyi, will have a few bad games and then you will move onto the next person. Just like a child moving onto a new toy.

or a whore to a new C0ck

Nope, dearest Otto, Thomas The Hammer Hitzlsperger is the new Kopfballmonster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3OBeao9pc

@rez

I have been a Kuranyi fan FOR AGES

I have told this lot here many moons ago that Kuranyi was better than Rooney or Owen

NOBODY believed me

nowadays it sounds like a trivial comment

when Klinsi did not pick Kuranyi and chose Hanke instead football-Germany was surprised

I was OUTRAGED and have been fully vindicated

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@kipferl

it seems like ALL Germans are excellent headers

a bold prediction:

in two years time, Lahm will be the best left-back header in the world

:D

by the way, why is it that girls find Lahm so sexy

on youtube there are so many "he is sooooooo cute" comments

Lahm pushes my maternal buttons. Especially because I'm taller than him.


Sexy? Nah. Cheek-pinching-worthy cute? Yes.


I still rememer Marcell Reif's comment: Trainer, nimm das Kind vom Platz.

rooney has finally entered the debate


Number two is looking good so far

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:what do you make of his Portuguese accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DL-J1WIzpU

I didn´t knew he was born in Brazil. Perfect portuguese (brazilian accent of course)

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Lahm pushes my maternal buttons. Especially because I'm taller than him.

<<<<<<<<<<<< EVERYBODY is ;

Koller vs Lahm was hilarious >>>>>>>>>>>


Sexy? Nah. Cheek-pinching-worthy cute? Yes.


I still rememer Marcell Reif's comment: Trainer, nimm das Kind vom Platz.

I have to find the Lahm vs Boll Sportstudio video

one is cuter than the other

I increasingly come to think that ALL German men are CUTE

apart from Kahn and Stoiber

there is an interview with das NUTCASE and he is the sweetest guy in the world

MAENNER MIT ECKEN UND KANTEN sind AUSGESTORBEN

even the Klitchkos are harmless outside the ring

what is the world coming to

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@ children

English men play with their balls, think with their balls and crush Portuguese balls

true story

The funniest thing on here has to be:

"The goal against SAN MARINO was out of this world".

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:

I increasingly come to think that ALL German men are CUTE

here it is

Lahm: ein deutscher MANN

+

Timo Boll, the man who frightens Chinese table-tennis players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrxZTB8vZxk

Anyone care to post Kuranyi's, Owen's and Rooney's league goalscoring records?

We should also remember that Rooney is just 21, so maybe we should compare Kuranyi's stats in his first four seasons to Rooney's.

Also lets all remember that Kuranyi is Brazilian

Kuranyi:

01-02-----5-------1
02-03-----31------15
03/04-----33------11
04-05-----29------13
05-06-----30------9
06-07-----34------15

funny video

Lahm vs Koller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4tAQqlNqo&mode=related&search=

Tweedle wrote:Kuranyi:

01-02-----5-------1
02-03-----31------15
03/04-----33------11
04-05-----29------13
05-06-----30------9
06-07-----34------15

18 goals in 40 internationals

Tore against Brazil, Argentina....

despite most of the time being a SUB

a FAR better stat than Owen or ZEROoney

crouch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kuranyi


19 appearances


12 goals

children

I would agree that Crouch is England's best striker

BY FAR

the fact that Benitez would be happy to get rid of him should tell you something about the state of football in this country though

The best thing about Kuranyi is that he scores the important goals for die Mannschaft, often against the best teams. He'll never be a darling of the fans, but he will be an important player in the squad for years to come. He just turned 25, and has improved considerably in the last year in Schalke under Slomka, and still has the potential to become a more complete striker.

Potentially, Gomez is our best striker these days though (over 21 at least). He has everything, an awesome prospect.

otto hat Euch alle lieb wrote:children

I would agree that Crouch is England's best striker

BY FAR

the fact that Benitez would be happy to get rid of him should tell you something about the state of football in this country though

nice turnaround otto, however inaccurate



kuranyi's stats for his club tell their own story as does the fact you see this season as a major success for him because of them. rooney had a supposed poor season in a far superior league and outscored him

bad luck mate


but if crowning him the best header of the ball in the world makes you happy then who are we to deny you that honour


kuranyi is officially the best header of a ball in the game

Kuranyi was Cr@p is Cr@p and will always be Cr@p

oh ye with no faith

another header a few days ago

is there no stopping the hottest stiker in the world right now ?

Otto - 100percent agree.

Can someone post me the link to Kuranyi's goals against Barcelona please?

Darling wrote:

is there no stopping the hottest stiker in the world right now ?

Just let him play against a team managed by a DUTCHIE !!!

RIJKAARD shut down this "goalscoring machine" without breaking a sweat

God, we Dutchies rule


Keep 'm coming Otto : we have Dutchies *everywhere*, it's much easier for me to spin this than it is for you