Newcastle United 0 Shrewsbury Town 1

in the f.a. youth cup last night

got a trip to chelsea in the next round. easy win. they don't have youth players, do they?

debabyjesuser wrote:got a trip to chelsea in the next round. easy win. they don't have youth players, do they?

True, but they got a very good coach though.

Yeah, it's like an all star team...most of them will have been nicked from various foreign clubs. Oh no sorry that's Arsenal...I mean Liverpool.

debabyjesuser wrote:got a trip to chelsea in the next round. easy win. they don't have youth players, do they?

Drew with Villa this season.

S4P wrote:

debabyjesuser wrote:got a trip to chelsea in the next round. easy win. they don't have youth players, do they?

Drew with Villa this season.

ah but our reserves beat yours 6-0

Our reserves beat Derby's 0-8...looks like Derby are just $h!t.

debabyjesuser wrote:

S4P wrote:

debabyjesuser wrote:got a trip to chelsea in the next round. easy win. they don't have youth players, do they?

Drew with Villa this season.

ah but our reserves beat yours 6-0

Our reserves and youth team are about the same level. Most of the better reserve players have gone on loan to Championship sides. They only beat Derby 3-1 FFS

the important fact is: villa=shrewsbury>chelsea. and i think we can all agree on that

Newcastle Reserves 1 Middlesbrough Reserves 4

Viduka missed a penalty aswell

I think we may all conclude from this, Newcastle are Cr@p

Sorry Kimbo, chins up ey lad - sure rosicky will have a few tips for you.

I couldn't care less tbh.

Merry Krimbo wrote:I couldn't care less tbh.

You see Andy Lennon get another assist last night Dimbo?

You are getting murdered

Don Fabio wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:I couldn't care less tbh.

You see Andy Lennon get another assist last night Dimbo?

You are getting murdered

No, you think i watch all Spud games? I won't hold my breath though, some of the "great assists" that you've pointed out to me have been guff, one of them was him twatting the ball into the box aimlessly, it bobbled around a bit and went in - and you thought that was great!!! The FACT is that at the moment Lennon is a 1-dimensional LIMITED player, i've seen nothing to convince me otherwise, the squeals of X-FACTOR don't do it for me.

So whats the score / assist chart looking like at the moment

Lennon vs Nzogbia

And yes we are all aware The Zog has played a lot of games at left back...

Christmas Genius wrote:So whats the score / assist chart looking like at the moment

Lennon vs Nzogbia

And yes we are all aware The Zog has played a lot of games at left back...

Andy Lennon is currently caning it.

But more importantly, I'm caning Dimbo everytime we cross swords on this board. He is masterful within the confines of boxing, a real Knight of the Realm, but outside in the world of football, he is nothing more than an amateur fencer.

Of course he won't admit it. Ill gotten Geordie pride takes care of that.

Deep down he knows I am the king, and he is but a court jester.

Dance monkey Dance

Well according to http://www.premiersoccerstats.com/Records.cfm?DOrderby=Ass&DYearby=All%20Seasons , which i find quite reliable.

Assists
Zog - 3
Lennon - 2

Goals
Zog - 3
Lennon - 1

Maybe it doesn't count mindless punts into the box as assists 0trick.

Merry Krimbo wrote:Well according to http://www.premiersoccerstats.com/Records.cfm?DOrderby=Ass&DYearby=All%20Seasons , which i find quite reliable.

Assists
Zog - 3
Lennon - 2

Goals
Zog - 3
Lennon - 1

Maybe it doesn't count mindless punts into the box as assists 0trick.

Well, even if that website was reliable and didn't look like it had been designed in someone's bedroom,

the underscore clearly states "up to and including 14 th Dec", which means the 2 assists Lennon produced this week wont have been counted.

I. Own. You. Again

Don Fabio wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:Well according to http://www.premiersoccerstats.com/Records.cfm?DOrderby=Ass&DYearby=All%20Seasons , which i find quite reliable.

Assists
Zog - 3
Lennon - 2

Goals
Zog - 3
Lennon - 1

Maybe it doesn't count mindless punts into the box as assists 0trick.

Well, even if that website was reliable and didn't look like it had been designed in someone's bedroom,

the underscore clearly states "up to and including 14 th Dec", which means the 2 assists Lennon produced this week wont have been counted.

I. Own. You. Again

So he's 1 ahead in assists but 2 behind on goals, despite playing in a far more attacking position? I don't think it's me getting "owned" here 0trick.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Don Fabio wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:Well according to http://www.premiersoccerstats.com/Records.cfm?DOrderby=Ass&DYearby=All%20Seasons , which i find quite reliable.

Assists
Zog - 3
Lennon - 2

Goals
Zog - 3
Lennon - 1

Maybe it doesn't count mindless punts into the box as assists 0trick.

Well, even if that website was reliable and didn't look like it had been designed in someone's bedroom,

the underscore clearly states "up to and including 14 th Dec", which means the 2 assists Lennon produced this week wont have been counted.

I. Own. You. Again

So he's 1 ahead in assists but 2 behind on goals, despite playing in a far more attacking position? I don't think it's me getting "owned" here 0trick.

Early doors Kimmy - remember, Andy has not been playing for the early part of the season, then when he came in the club was in a patch of turmoil with sacked manager, poor morale etc. That evens things out in terms of position played- your man has played all season in a far more settled side.

Now Lennon is playing where he should be, in a team on form and with confidence, watch those numbers rocket old boy.

Then at the end of the season, I will allow you to bow down before me and admit defeat with honour

Don Fabio wrote:
Early doors Kimmy - remember, Andy has not been playing for the early part of the season, then when he came in the club was in a patch of turmoil with sacked manager, poor morale etc. That evens things out in terms of position played- your man has played all season in a far more settled side.

Now Lennon is playing where he should be, in a team on form and with confidence, watch those numbers rocket old boy.

Then at the end of the season, I will allow you to bow down before me and admit defeat with honour

Oh yeah, Newcastles side has been really settled this season. It doesn't even things out in terms of position played at all, the Zog has played most games in defence and a couple on the right wing, i think he played on the left wing for 1 game. And he is still better off when you look at the stats.

I'll watch those number rocket just like last season... oh no... i mean the season before that... no, wait a minute.......

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Don Fabio wrote:
Early doors Kimmy - remember, Andy has not been playing for the early part of the season, then when he came in the club was in a patch of turmoil with sacked manager, poor morale etc. That evens things out in terms of position played- your man has played all season in a far more settled side.

Now Lennon is playing where he should be, in a team on form and with confidence, watch those numbers rocket old boy.

Then at the end of the season, I will allow you to bow down before me and admit defeat with honour

Oh yeah, Newcastles side has been really settled this season. It doesn't even things out in terms of position played at all, the Zog has played most games in defence and a couple on the right wing, i think he played on the left wing for 1 game. And he is still better off when you look at the stats.

I'll watch those number rocket just like last season... oh no... i mean the season before that... no, wait a minute.......

Merry Xmas Krimbo. Im sending you this framed collage in the post:

Don Fabio wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Don Fabio wrote:
Early doors Kimmy - remember, Andy has not been playing for the early part of the season, then when he came in the club was in a patch of turmoil with sacked manager, poor morale etc. That evens things out in terms of position played- your man has played all season in a far more settled side.

Now Lennon is playing where he should be, in a team on form and with confidence, watch those numbers rocket old boy.

Then at the end of the season, I will allow you to bow down before me and admit defeat with honour

Oh yeah, Newcastles side has been really settled this season. It doesn't even things out in terms of position played at all, the Zog has played most games in defence and a couple on the right wing, i think he played on the left wing for 1 game. And he is still better off when you look at the stats.

I'll watch those number rocket just like last season... oh no... i mean the season before that... no, wait a minute.......

Merry Xmas Krimbo. Im sending you this framed collage in the post:

Yeah, and here's my present to you.