Black Magic wrote: Giovani Dos Spurs™ wrote: Black Magic wrote: Giovani Dos Spurs™ wrote: Black Magic wrote:I´m gettin transfered, they're breaking Tottenham up,
I can´t believe they´re taking King's Health,
they took my Keane, they took my Carrick,
I looked at the brothers said ´damn, what´s next?´
My Sandnigger, Wenger's pulling the wool over your eyelids
Sayin' Vela's the best thing since that last kid
Whinging about others playing tough and dirty
It wouldn't matter if you had a wise head that's over 30.
Trophies won in the last 3 years exactly Zero
You're on crack if you think the run will be ended by Theo
Still you're a bit blessed, got that boy called Cesc
Though one day he'll have a Madrid or Barca shirt on his chest.
Yo Kneegrow, Ramos is only here becaus the big paycheck,
soon he'll be gone and leave your squad in a wreck,
Keane already left and Berba's in a fit,
only a matter of time before he's wearing a Barca kit,
you dream of Veloso, you dream of Van Der Vaart,
but as always, the league will be over before even the start,
You'll always be in our shadows and that fact is here to stay,
I wonder what your excuse'll be on St. Totteringham's day?
There's no excuses bruv, I can criticise my own
Cos My team are men who are fully grown
Shaz was gutted at the loss of Hleb
Cesc said sign Villa, but you signed Ramsey instead
Adebayor doesn't seem like a happy camper,
Arsene won't pay him like Henry cos he needs to buy the Pampers
Let's compare Wengers last 3 season to What Ramos has won,
*Juande* you woke up with a hangover 'cos you got merked 5-1 !
Must be sad, always losing to kids,
trying to overtake us but wind up with brown skids,
Rythming won and 1? Who would have thought,
Amazing, spending 100m just to have the Carling Cup bought?
If your captain wasn't injured, we'd all know where he'd be,
he'd come to our side of North London, the place Sol came for free,
Another 6 points Next season, even if again you score the first goal,
then Ramos will be gone, just like Martin Jol.
Not transfer related and older but I like it.....
Some speak of Man City and Bury as well,
Of Oldham Athletic I've often heard tell,
But the team to remember, the team to recall,
Is the great Man United,
The best of them all.
We went down to Wembley on a fine day in May,
With a bunch of supporters so loyal and gay,
And when it was over and when it was done,
We defeated Benfica by four goals to one.
The first goal by Bobby, who out-jumped the rest,
The second was scored by the wee George Best.
The fans they were singing, 'Well I never did',
And the third goal was netted by the young Briand kidd.
The Stretford were singing and asking for more,
So Bobby obliged by making it four.
The team to remember, the team to recall
Is the great Man United, the best of them all.
We went down to West Ham in '75,
We'll take the North Bank, the South Bank and side,
United would win and stay top of the league,
The Stretford End would have a fine time indeed.
Our team was invincible, so was our mob,
With Pancho and Prentice and Banana Bob
But when we saw the Cockneys, we went in the side,
Though some thought the South Bank the best
place to hide.
West Ham won the game and went top of the league,
the great Man United were beaten indeed.
And as for our fierce mighty Stretford End yobs,
We were beaten to f@ck by the East London mobs.
We were ran into the street, we were ran in the side,
At the front of the South Bank we put up a fight,
But the Cockneys were many and ready to ruck,
And the great Man United were beaten to f@ck.
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