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    Post by lrdsucksgoats Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:14 am

    A man trying to become the most loathed player English football has ever seen deserves his own thread. While a quick search reveals over a page of threads devoted to Barton being a moneygrabbing, violent, nasty little thug who has never been any good, there is nowhere to consolidate the record of this man's soulless criminal activity.


    So here we are. Post your favourite Barton stories here. I'll kick us off with the most recent episode:

    Disgraced footballer Joey Barton 'jumps red light and drives down bus lane to avoid traffic queues'
    Last updated at 11:58am on 05.09.08

    Disgraced footballer Joey Barton jumped a red light and undertook dozens of cars in a bus lane while driving to meet a probation officer, it was claimed today.

    The bad-tempered Newcastle United star, who was recently freed from prison for assaulting a teenager, was allegedly filmed passing queuing motorists in his silver Range Rover yesterday.

    The claims come as the cocky 26-year-old is due to appear before the FA for a hearing today after he attacked former Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo.

    The midfielder, who three years ago broke a pedestrian’s leg while driving, seemed to smugly roar past no fewer than 14 ‘No Car’ signs to avoid heavy queues in Newcastle city centre.

    The star, whose probation terms require him to be on his best behaviour, then sped through a red light in his flashy Range Rover Sport, the Daily Mirror reported.

    An outraged motorist who watched the disgusting display told the paper: ‘I couldn’t believe the arrogance.

    ‘Everyone else waited in the correct lane, but he went past us all. He deserves to lose his licence.

    ‘Newcastle have given him a second chance but it just shows he isn’t going to change – he still thinks he’s above the law.’
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    Post by Football Genius Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:50 pm

    And the justice in life allows him to be a millionaire ok

    Should have been put down at birth Ale


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    Post by Yef Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:55 pm

    Ale

    The Cr@p he gets while some of his colleagues murdered and raped someone.
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    Post by debaser Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:45 pm

    The Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton was today banned for 12 games, six of which are suspended until the end of the 2009-10 season, and fined £25,000 by the FA for assaulting his former Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo.

    The ban, which eclipses the 11-match ban handed to Sheffield Wednesday's Paolo Di Canio in 1998 for shoving the referee Paul Alcock, means Barton will be unavailable for Newcastle until at least mid-October and could see him out of Premier League action until the end of November. His potential comeback game is the derby match against Sunderland on October 25.
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    Post by lrdsucksgoats Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:19 pm

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    Post by The Vermonster Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:18 am

    One of the reasons to support Abortion. The scum shoudn't have been born.
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    Post by Tweesus Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:17 pm

    Whats really depressing is that Warren Barton is no longer the most memorable footballing member of the Barton family Sad

    Tears.
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    Post by 110% Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:24 pm

    Here comes the role-model:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7685293.stm

    and not even a hint of an appology for example to Dabo
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    Post by Kimbo Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:29 pm

    110% wrote:Here comes the role-model:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7685293.stm

    and not even a hint of an appology for example to Dabo

    Maybe he's not sorry. The Joseph Barton appreciation thread Confused0024

    People seriously need to get over Joey Barton, it speaks volumes that on Saturday everyone will be banging on about him and not wife abuser Michael Chopra.

    His return should spice up the derby anyway. Hopefully it's Butt that will get dropped for him. <Ale>
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    Post by 110% Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:05 pm

    Kimbo wrote:
    110% wrote:Here comes the role-model:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7685293.stm

    and not even a hint of an appology for example to Dabo

    Maybe he's not sorry. The Joseph Barton appreciation thread Confused0024

    People seriously need to get over Joey Barton, it speaks volumes that on Saturday everyone will be banging on about him and not wife abuser Michael Chopra.

    His return should spice up the derby anyway. Hopefully it's Butt that will get dropped for him. <Ale>


    He said he deserves "every bit of criticism that was labelled at me".

    So then it's ok for us to critcise him as much as we want, he said it himself.

    He wants to be a role-model and yet is not sorry for what he has done? So the role-model bit is what? Be an average player, beat people up, go to prison, get out, ask for sympathy or pity, make out what a hard life you'd had earning thousands as a EPL footballer, but don't appologise for any of the cuntish things you have done. Sounds like a great role-model for fey's kids, but what about the rest?
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    Post by 110% Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:08 pm

    I didn't know chopra was a wife-beater, start a thread (this is the Joey Barton thread) I'll happily abuse him as well. Did it start at Newcastle? Maybe you need a psychiatrist as an assistant coach up there?
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    Post by Kimbo Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:12 pm

    110% wrote:
    Kimbo wrote:
    110% wrote:Here comes the role-model:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7685293.stm

    and not even a hint of an appology for example to Dabo

    Maybe he's not sorry. The Joseph Barton appreciation thread Confused0024

    People seriously need to get over Joey Barton, it speaks volumes that on Saturday everyone will be banging on about him and not wife abuser Michael Chopra.

    His return should spice up the derby anyway. Hopefully it's Butt that will get dropped for him. <Ale>


    He said he deserves "every bit of criticism that was labelled at me".

    So then it's ok for us to critcise him as much as we want, he said it himself.

    He wants to be a role-model and yet is not sorry for what he has done? So the role-model bit is what? Be an average player, beat people up, go to prison, get out, ask for sympathy or pity, make out what a hard life you'd had earning thousands as a EPL footballer, but don't appologise for any of the cuntish things you have done. Sounds like a great role-model for fey's kids, but what about the rest?

    Apologies are empty gestures unless it is an accident, he meant what he did and everyone knows it. By role-model i suppose he means to other people that are off the rails like him, if he can turn it around then they can. It's not that shocking.

    I brought the Chopra thing up once but no one cared, his initials aren't JB you see. It all happened at Sunderland, he got in gambling debts, beat up his wife and went to rehab.
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    Post by monty Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:18 pm

    heard he had to go into rehab didn't know that was the reason
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    Post by 110% Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:45 pm

    Kimbo wrote:
    110% wrote:
    Kimbo wrote:
    110% wrote:Here comes the role-model:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7685293.stm

    and not even a hint of an appology for example to Dabo

    Maybe he's not sorry. The Joseph Barton appreciation thread Confused0024

    People seriously need to get over Joey Barton, it speaks volumes that on Saturday everyone will be banging on about him and not wife abuser Michael Chopra.

    His return should spice up the derby anyway. Hopefully it's Butt that will get dropped for him. <Ale>


    He said he deserves "every bit of criticism that was labelled at me".

    So then it's ok for us to critcise him as much as we want, he said it himself.

    He wants to be a role-model and yet is not sorry for what he has done? So the role-model bit is what? Be an average player, beat people up, go to prison, get out, ask for sympathy or pity, make out what a hard life you'd had earning thousands as a EPL footballer, but don't appologise for any of the cuntish things you have done. Sounds like a great role-model for fey's kids, but what about the rest?

    Apologies are empty gestures unless it is an accident, he meant what he did and everyone knows it. By role-model i suppose he means to other people that are off the rails like him, if he can turn it around then they can. It's not that shocking.

    I brought the Chopra thing up once but no one cared, his initials aren't JB you see. It all happened at Sunderland, he got in gambling debts, beat up his wife and went to rehab.

    If he is not sorry for what he did he hasn't turned anything around.

    As mentioned above this is the Joey Barton thread, so where Joey Barton news goes, start a Michael Chopra thread if you like. There doesn't seem to be much information about him.

    I've just realised what a publicity-seeking c**t Joey Barton is.
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    Post by Axeslammer Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:05 pm

    Hang the bastard Ale
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    Post by Sgoater1 Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:40 pm

    Barton is a c**t !
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    Post by christmasborocooper Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:14 pm

    On it again.

    Twitter war with Hamann. Saying that he's a coke head gambling addict whose lost all his money and left his wife and kids for some younger woman.
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    Post by Kimbo Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:21 pm

    christmasborocooper wrote:On it again.

    Twitter war with Hamann. Saying that he's a coke head gambling addict whose lost all his money and left his wife and kids for some younger woman.

    Jerry shouldn't have stuck his substantial nose in tbf.
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    Post by 110% Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:03 am

    I liked this one in particular:
    "The problem is that you think because you play in France you think you are an international player #farfromit".

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    Post by Luis Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:09 pm

    Barton did some good stuff for the hillsborough families so fair play for that but his twitter act is a charade - he constantly tries to pretend he's grown up and not a nob any more then one little comment changes him into the thug and imbecile we all know he really is. I never really bought into him being a good player either; he was a decent midfielder like Nolan that didn't have anything really special about them.
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    Post by Kimbo Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:01 pm

    Hamann was on the wind up and Barton took the bait. Hamann is a c**t aswell lets not forget, so fuck him. ok
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    Post by Luis Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:50 pm

    So when people wind each other up on twitter it always ends in one of them calling the other all the names under the sun despite being a grown man and a father?

    Did Hamann really wind him up? He gave his opinion on Barton very foolishly biting the hand that feeds him.

    And then Barton comes out with all this crap about him not caring about football and only about family and that Hamann was a shocking professional. It isn't very professional to stub a cigarette out in a team-mate's eye or to kick a fellow pro on the field IMO, nor is mouthing off on twitter about your club or your manager - in fact it's pretty damn cowardly.
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    Post by Kimbo Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:07 pm

    Luis wrote:So when people wind each other up on twitter it always ends in one of them calling the other all the names under the sun despite being a grown man and a father?

    Did Hamann really wind him up? He gave his opinion on Barton very foolishly biting the hand that feeds him.

    And then Barton comes out with all this crap about him not caring about football and only about family and that Hamann was a shocking professional. It isn't very professional to stub a cigarette out in a team-mate's eye or to kick a fellow pro on the field IMO, nor is mouthing off on twitter about your club or your manager - in fact it's pretty damn cowardly.

    All Barton did was suggest that Llambias had screwed the deal up, which has been the case in the past. I see no need for Hamann to get uppity over that, especially as there has been needle between them on twitter before.

    We all know and acknowledge what Barton has done wrong, but from his point of view he is being talked down to by a man that is clearly a bit of a degenerate himself, but is treated like he is good old Dietmar. Personally I think Hamann's history of drink driving makes him just as bad as Barton, getting so pissed up that you crash... and then running away from the scene. Do you not think that is cowardly? Drink driving is pretty fucking low in my book. How about gambling your families money away, not really the actions you would expect of a "grown man and a father". Like I said, fuck Dietmar Hamann.
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:02 pm

    True, Barton gets buried all the time, but Hamann has no right to get up on a high horse considering his demons.

    Reminds me of the run-up to England Italy in the Euros when the punditocracy was full of "How to get at Balotelli" whilst hailing WAYNE ROONEY (really?) as the difference maker.
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    Post by christmasborocooper Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:21 pm

    To be fair, in the months prior Balotelli had been getting sent off for stupid reasons and stamping on people's heads...Rooney had just been underwhelmingly scoring goals.
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    Post by 110% Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:23 pm

    Did Hamann get on a high horse by suggesting someone should have some respect for his employers?

    Anyway Barton has apologised. He knew that amstrong is apologising without meaning it, so he wanted to get in on the action.
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    Post by christmasborocooper Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:27 pm

    I think someone with Hamann's issues talking about "respect" for a thing is probably the problem. Drinking and driving shows little respect for anyone....if it's true that he's shacked up with some young woman and left his wife and kids too, well there's not a lot of respect there either.
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    Post by 110% Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:53 pm

    christmasborocooper wrote:I think someone with Hamann's issues talking about "respect" for a thing is probably the problem. Drinking and driving shows little respect for anyone....if it's true that he's shacked up with some young woman and left his wife and kids too, well there's not a lot of respect there either.

    I've just properly looked it up and hamann's first comment was ok, but the rest of it was two nobs on twitter arguing about respect Shocked , so you're right

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    Post by christmasborocooper Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:32 pm

    ok Indeed.
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:49 pm

    christmasborocooper wrote:To be fair, in the months prior Balotelli had been getting sent off for stupid reasons and stamping on people's heads...Rooney had just been underwhelmingly scoring goals.

    Why was Rooney banned from the 1st 2 games of the Euros again?

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