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Disgraced footballer Joey Barton 'jumps red light and drives down bus lane to avoid traffic queues'
Last updated at 11:58am on 05.09.08
Disgraced footballer Joey Barton jumped a red light and undertook dozens of cars in a bus lane while driving to meet a probation officer, it was claimed today.
The bad-tempered Newcastle United star, who was recently freed from prison for assaulting a teenager, was allegedly filmed passing queuing motorists in his silver Range Rover yesterday.
The claims come as the cocky 26-year-old is due to appear before the FA for a hearing today after he attacked former Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo.
The midfielder, who three years ago broke a pedestrian’s leg while driving, seemed to smugly roar past no fewer than 14 ‘No Car’ signs to avoid heavy queues in Newcastle city centre.
The star, whose probation terms require him to be on his best behaviour, then sped through a red light in his flashy Range Rover Sport, the Daily Mirror reported.
An outraged motorist who watched the disgusting display told the paper: ‘I couldn’t believe the arrogance.
‘Everyone else waited in the correct lane, but he went past us all. He deserves to lose his licence.
‘Newcastle have given him a second chance but it just shows he isn’t going to change – he still thinks he’s above the law.’