St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Now that the real business of who's going to claim the coveted 7th spot in the Premier League is all but settled, there's just the small matter of St Totteringham vs St Arsechinham.

As you can see in these images I received from an EPL insider, I can prove that Tottenham are 2 points behind Arsenal with a game in hand


I am also able to exclusively reveal a leaked document which appears to show both sides remaining fixtures.

I cannot verify this, or reveal my source, but it looks genuine.


Who is going to get into the Champions League?

If you know something, say something.

Arsenal will scrape it again. Here is why:

I was sent this photo by an anonymous source taken from a recent Arsenal Board Meeting.

If you squint and focus closely to the right, just out the frame you will see Arsene Wenger fingering his reptilian mangina as part of a traditional NWO induction ritual

Spurs to lose it on goal difference...

Why? It's the CoL!!!!

WOJCIECH SZCZESNY insists Tottenham are not good enough to claim a top-four spot.
Arsenal’s legendary keeper reckons his side will pip London rivals Spurs and Chelsea.
The legend Szczesny said: “If we win our next two games it will be enough because either Chelsea or Spurs will drop points when they play each other.
“If you look at Chelsea’s fixtures, they have Tottenham and Everton left and they won’t be easy games.
“And Tottenham do not have enough quality, so there you go.”
It is Szczesny’s latest legendary attack on Spurs after he called them “the other North London club” and a club he “hates”.
Despite the keeper’s claims, Arsenal could win BOTH their remaining games and STILL fail to qualify for the Champions League — if Tottenham win their last three and Chelsea win twice after losing to Spurs tomorrow.
Szczesny legendarily added: “I was convinced Tottenham had drawn 0-0 against Southampton on Saturday.
“I only found out much later that they had won 1-0 — but I don’t think it matters really.”
Arsenal also struggled to a 1-0 win at QPR last weekend but Szczesny added: “I would settle for another two 1-0 wins this season and a place in the top three.
“Even if we have more games like the QPR one we couldn’t care less at this time. We just got the three points.”

#Szczesny

Why has this dude always got to try and open his mouth - don't approve at all. The only hope I cling to is that Spurs do what they do best, Spurs it up.

Taking all this into account though, AVB was quick to put the boot in after the beat us in February. Swings and roundabouts and all that.

AVB put Szczesny in his place. I love this dude more and more everyday. Why do those lot have him

Arsenal have so much more quality in the Champions League don't they...

Huh?

Wojciech is such a Hashtag Legend.



If he wanted to rile up the Spurs dressing room, then he's hit the jackpot.

To see that incredibly punchable face veiled in cloak of misery and humiliation: I can't think of a more powerful incentive

4th place may all now depend on an ARSEWIG.

Who could have thunk it?

Be jokes if a Chesney error decides it.

There can be only one! Chelsea and Arsenal may have to play-off to decide third place

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-chelsea-play-off-decide-third-1889904

London rivals would end season level on points, goal difference and goals for and against if Gunners win 2-1 and Blues draw 0-0 on Sunday

Roman Aglennovich wrote:Blues draw 0-0 on Sunday

Will never happen under Rafa...

both those scores are plausible, but both of them coming in is a 100/1 shot. 103/1 to be precise.

Congratulations guys!

Congrats Arse dudes!

#20times

One day.....

One day we will step out of that shadow.

And what a day it will be. We will sing songs and burn DVDs to mark the occasion.

It's happened again, it's happened agaiii.....wait what?

And finally we finish above them and this board is dead.

Typical.

Anyway, happy feast of Arseover chaps.

This one goes out to Jack Wilshere, Wojciech Szeznxy and Lukas Podolski, who have been noticeably quiet this year as their careers continue to sink into obscurity.

Cheers fellas

Left WHL in style...

When you can't make a St Totteringham's Day joke to win over the fans pic.twitter.com/VoRd17dLet

— Simply (@Simply_Spurs) 30 April 2017