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    Post by Kimbo Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:48 pm

    Freak Eye Injury Setback For Star
    http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~918948,00.html

    KIERON Dyer has suffered a freak training ground eye injury that will see the Newcastle United ace back on the sidelines for a short while.

    The fleet-footed Magpies star made his long-awaited comeback as a substitute in Wednesday's 3-0 Carling Cup win over Portsmouth at St. James' Park, and was looking forward to another Gallowgate run-out in Saturday's visit of Charlton Athletic.

    But the England man's hopes were cruelly dashed by an unfortunate accident while training on Friday morning.

    Manager Glenn Roeder told nufc.co.uk: "Kieron took a knock to his left eye on Friday morning in what can only be described as a freak accident.

    "We immediately took him to see a specialist and his advice was that he needs to rest and not to take part in any contact training for at least two weeks.

    "Kieron doesn't deserve such wretched luck to happen little more than a day after getting back out on the pitch against Portsmouth, when for 30 minutes he showed the kind of electric pace and ability that we know he's capable of.

    "It's such cruel luck to be robbed of his services, but we've just got to stand up and be counted and move forward in a positive way, starting with Charlton on Saturday."
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    Post by The Easter Bunny Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:03 am

    fuck me, injured again

    he gets injured more than parky wanks!!
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    Post by waft the Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:06 am

    wat a bastard

    stay fit for once u muthar fucker
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    Post by waft the Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:06 am

    wat a bastard

    stay fit for once u muthar fucker
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    Post by waft the Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:06 am

    wat a bastard

    stay fit for once u muthar fucker
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    Post by Kimbo Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:58 pm

    SOMEONE has chinned him, i'm sure of it. How else can he have got that kind of damage to his left eye?!
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    Post by Deano Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:59 pm

    Dyer injured...Im shocked!
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    Post by Oleguerisntthatbad Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:00 pm

    Kimbo wrote:SOMEONE has chinned him, i'm sure of it. How else can he have got that kind of damage to his left eye?!

    A finger in the eýe maybe, resulting in a scratch on the retina..
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    Post by Kimbo Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:03 pm

    Oleguerisntthatbad wrote:
    Kimbo wrote:SOMEONE has chinned him, i'm sure of it. How else can he have got that kind of damage to his left eye?!

    A finger in the eýe maybe, resulting in a scratch on the retina..
    Finger in the eye?! Not likely, this isn't Rugby.
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    Post by Oleguerisntthatbad Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:08 pm

    You know when players a fighting for the ball they often flail around with their arms to get a sense of where the opponent is and to stop him getting too close.. you see "hands in faces" in every match..
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    Post by L r d Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:10 pm

    Maybe he slipped on a banana peel and fell eye first into something.

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    Post by COTR Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:12 pm

    Cover up for a hamstring or groin strain ???
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    Post by fcb Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:42 pm

    Apparently he hit a training pole Doh
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    Post by Kimbo Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:02 pm

    Yep, ran into a pole apparently. Doh
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    Post by waft the Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:34 pm

    Doh
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    Post by Rosy Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:53 pm

    One of the funniest things I saw on here was the what will football be like in 8 years time? thread and somebody said 'Kieren Dyer will be two weeks away from regaining full fitness.'
    I wonder what his realistic value on the transfer market would be. They could try selling him to Real Madrid but surely they won't fall for that scam a second time.
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    Post by waft the Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:58 pm

    he's more injury prone than woodgate
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    Post by Saintsar Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:22 am

    Good thing a big club never signed him from Newcastle (no offence Kimbo, but your lot haven't won anything in ages)...
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    Post by Kimbo Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:32 am

    We don't sell our best players, this time it back fired. Shame, we could've flogged him to Man U or Juve for a large fee at one point.
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    Post by L r d Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:37 am

    Kimbo wrote:We don't sell our best players, this time it back fired. Shame, we could've flogged him to Man U or Juve for a large fee at one point.

    I remember when Abramovich had just taken over Chelsea the redtops were talking about a £50million bid for Dyer and Jenas... Yikes
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    Post by Saintsar Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:44 am

    Obispo wrote:
    Kimbo wrote:We don't sell our best players, this time it back fired. Shame, we could've flogged him to Man U or Juve for a large fee at one point.

    I remember when Abramovich had just taken over Chelsea the redtops were talking about a £50million bid for Dyer and Jenas... Yikes


    Shocked Shocked lol!
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    Post by DS Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:58 am

    I remember papers linking us with Dyer for 20 m Shocked
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    Post by Tweesus Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:38 pm

    The ten pound note must have slipped Whistle
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    Post by Saintsar Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:56 pm

    Tweedledum wrote:The ten pound note must have slipped Whistle

    Are you suggestin' that Dyer is like the man in my avatar?

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