Best and worst players for your club??

In the last 15 years, who have been the best and worst players for your club????

Best striker:
Best Midfielder:
Best defender:
Best GK:
Best Manager:
Best player overall:

Worst striker:
Worst Midfielder:
Worst defender:
Worst GK:
Worst Manager:
Worst player overall:

Best striker: Eric Cantona
Best Midfielder: Roy Keane
Best defender: Jaap Stam
Best GK: Schmeichel
Best Manager: Sir Alex
Best player overall: Sir Roy Keane, just shades Giggs and Cantona.

Worst striker: David Bellion
Worst Midfielder: Eric Djemba-Djemba
Worst defender: Probably worse, but Silvestre frightens me.
Worst GK: Massimo Taibi
Worst Manager: N/A
Worst player overall: Massimo Taibi or David Bellion.

Best striker: Alan Shearer
Best Midfielder: Rob Lee
Best defender: Phillipe Albert
Best GK: Shay Given
Best Manager: Kevin Keegan
Best player overall: Alan Shearer

Worst striker: Albert Luque
Worst Midfielder: Amdy Faye
Worst defender: Marcelino
Worst GK: Lionel Perez
Worst Manager: Graeme Souness
Worst player overall: Marcelino

Best striker: 1. Kuyt 2. Kiprich 3. Cruz
Best Midfielder: 1. Bosvelt 2. De Guzman 3. Gio
Best defender: 1. Fraser 2. De Wolf 3. Van Gobbel
Best GK: 1. Dudek 2. De Goey 3. Lodewijks
Best Manager: 1. van Marwijk 2. van Hanegem 3. Beenhakker
Best player overall: 1. Kuyt 2. Bosvelt 3. Fraser

Worst striker: Van Loen
Worst Midfielder: Pardo
Worst defender: Leonard Bosschaart
Worst GK: Aerts (nephew of the great kickboxer) others were good
Worst Manager: Haan (thought Henke Larsson was crap)
Worst player overall: Leonard

Best striker: Paolo Di Canio
Best Midfielder: Joe Cole
Best defender: Julian Dicks
Best GK: Ludeck Miklosko
Best Manager: Alan Pardew
Best player overall: Paolo Di Canio

Worst striker: Titi Camara
Worst Midfielder: Marco Boogers
Worst defender: Gary Breen
Worst GK: Alan Knight
Worst Manager: Glenn Roeder
Worst player overall: Gary Breen

For Internazionale, since 1990:

Best striker: Christian "Bobogol" Vieri, the nomad who stayed...
Best Midfielder: Lothar Matthaus, 40 goals in just over 100 games - not bad for a DM!!!
Best defender: Javier "El Capitano" Zanetti
Best GK: Gianluca "Miracle-man" Pagluica
Best Manager: Roberto Mancini (even I am shocked, but its true - Trap was just before this period)
Best player overall: Javier "El Capitano" Zanetti (No doubt on this one!)

Worst striker: Hakan Sukur, the striker who couldn't score!
Worst Midfielder: Dominico "The Ballerina" Morfeo
Worst defender: Mikael Silvestre, the full back will shaky legs... oh, those so many "heart attack" moments!!
Worst GK: Sebastien Frey, the goalkeeper who couldn't catch!
Worst Manager: Alberto Zaccheroni (easy one, I have never seen a more clueless manager)
Worst player overall: Mikael Silvestre (I still remember the nighmares!)

Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

Best striker: Robbie Fowler
Best Midfielder: Steven Gerrard
Best Defender: Sami Hyypia
Best GK: Bruce Grobbelaar
Best Manager: Benitez
Best player overall: Gerrard

Worst striker: Sean Dundee
Worst Midfielder: Salif Diao
Worst defender: Djimi Traore
Worst GK: David James
Worst Manager: Roy Evans
Worst player overall: Sean Dundee

In the last 15 years, who have been the best and worst players for your club????

Best striker: Kevin Phillips/Heidar Helguson/Marlon King

Very tough but would have to go for Helguson - King would probably have supassed him this season if it wasn't for injury.

Best Midfielder: Micah Hyde, Richard Johnson or Gavin Mahon

Would have to be Johno.

Best defender: Filipo Galli

Best GK: Kevin Miller or Ben Foster

Foster shades it.


Best Manager: Graham Taylor just edges it from Aidy Boothroyd.

Best player overall: Craig Ramage (based purely on ability) but on contribution Tommy Mooney.

Worst striker: Peter Beadle

Worst Midfielder: Stephen Hughes

Worst defender: How do you pick between Ramon Vega, Patrick Blondeau and Pierre Issa ?

The SwissCunt just edges it.



Worst GK: Perry Suckling or Perry Digweed ?

Digweed for letting in 12 in 3 games when Miller was suspended - 2 to Reading, 6 to Spurs and 4 to L*t*n

Worst Manager: Glenn Roeder or Luca Vialli.

I think the BaldSteroid-usingBisexualJuveChelseaCunt takes this one.

Worst player overall:

Ramon Vega

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

What the fuck?! Worst striker Henry? Lehmann better than Seaman? Wenger the best AND worst?

Toure over Adams as well.

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Toure over Adams as well.

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

How about this clown ?



I'd love to see him play in today's Prem rather than the toss one he played in - everytime he stepped above that level he got shit on.

Unquestionably the most overrated England international of all time.

no wonder he needs sleep

Pascal Cygan surely.

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Toure over Adams as well.

Tony Adams in CL

Kolo Toure in CL

Best striker: Kuyt
Best Midfielder: Jean-Paul van Gastel
Best Defender: Fraser
Best GK: Dudek
Best Manager: van Hanegem
Best player overall: Jean-Paul van Gastel


Too many options...really
Worst striker: Vos
Worst Midfielder: Magrao
Worst defender: Leonard, Zwijnenberg and alot more
Worst GK: Aerts, Babos
Worst Manager: Haan, Gullit
Worst player overall: Too many options

Pierre Littbarski wrote:

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Toure over Adams as well.

Tony Adams in CL

Kolo Toure in CL

Toure may be the better player in the long term, Adams was there longer and had much more influence on the team.

Counts for alot in my eyes.

Good one!

Didn't ManU also buy Blanc 5 years after he should have retired??

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Best striker: Eric Cantona
Best Midfielder: Roy Keane
Best defender: Jaap Stam
Best GK: Schmeichel
Best Manager: Sir Alex
Best player overall: Sir Roy Keane, just shades Giggs and Cantona.

Worst striker: David Bellion
Worst Midfielder: Eric Djemba-Djemba
Worst defender: Probably worse, but Silvestre frightens me.
Worst GK: Massimo Taibi
Worst Manager: N/A
Worst player overall: Massimo Taibi or David Bellion.

bluenine wrote:

Good one!

Didn't ManU also buy Blanc 5 years after he should have retired??

Yep, I never thought he was as bad as people made out though. Not great obviously.

I think its just alot of people compared him to Stam who he effectively replaced & Stam at the time was one of the best centre backs in the World.

Krimbo wrote:

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

What the fuck?! Worst striker Henry? Lehmann better than Seaman? Wenger the best AND worst?

Sometimes I hate Wenger like when he plays 4-5-1 with RVP from the left or his stubbornness not to sub until 65 minutes have been played. He's a great manager too. Henry is a forward not a striker (he doesn't do what strikers have to do).

Lehmann over Seaman is because he's my favourite German.

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Toure over Adams as well.

I'm a big Adams fan (even have an autograophed shirt), and I do think he was better at certain aspects of defending, I think Toure is more complete.

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

What the fuck?! Worst striker Henry? Lehmann better than Seaman? Wenger the best AND worst?

Sometimes I hate Wenger like when he plays 4-5-1 with RVP from the left or his stubbornness not to sub until 65 minutes have been played. He's a great manager too. Henry is a forward not a striker (he doesn't do what strikers have to do).

Lehmann over Seaman is because he's my favourite German.

But still... pick Chris Wreh or Fanny Jeffers.

Krimbo wrote:Pascal Cygan surely.

I had already posted my Feyenoord list when names of even worse players kept coming up (even ones I blocked out of my memory). Cygan was pants for sure but what about Luzhny and a few others I will remeber later on?

i was trying but its too hard

Krimbo wrote:

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

guzzie wishes u happy2007 wrote:Best striker: Wright
Best Midfielder: Pires
Best defender: Kolo Toure
Best GK: Lehmann
Best Manager: Wenger
Best player overall: Bergkamp

Worst striker: Henry
Worst Midfielder: TBD
Worst defender: TBD
Worst GK: Aluminium
Worst Manager: Wenger
Worst player overall: TBD

TBD* need a night sleep

What the fuck?! Worst striker Henry? Lehmann better than Seaman? Wenger the best AND worst?

Sometimes I hate Wenger like when he plays 4-5-1 with RVP from the left or his stubbornness not to sub until 65 minutes have been played. He's a great manager too. Henry is a forward not a striker (he doesn't do what strikers have to do).

Lehmann over Seaman is because he's my favourite German.

But still... pick Chris Wreh or Fanny Jeffers.

You're right. Henry just pisses me off sometimes. Wreh and Jeffers are good calls.

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:

Pierre Littbarski wrote:

ParktheHeraldAngelsSing wrote:Toure over Adams as well.

Tony Adams in CL

Kolo Toure in CL

Toure may be the better player in the long term, Adams was there longer and had much more influence on the team.

Counts for alot in my eyes.

that's why Adams would end very high in my overall player ranking. But purely as a defender (remember I watched his European matches too) I rate Kolo higher. Gallas too.

Best Striker: 1. Jardel 2. Liedson 3. Acosta
Best Midfielder: 1. Figo 2. Paulo Sousa 3. Pedro Barbosa
Best defender: 1. André Cruz 2. Naybet 3. Marco Aurélio
Best GK: 1. Schmeichel 2. Ricardo 3. Nélson
Best Manager: 1. Jozic 2. Boloni 3. Queiroz
Best player overall: Figo

Worst striker: tough call, I can choose 20... ok, Missé-Missé
Worst Midfielder: Lang
Worst defender: Hugo
Worst GK: De Wilde
Worst Manager: Carlos Manuel
Worst player overall: Hugo

Worst defender: Hugo

Is that Hugo Leal?

Best striker: Sony Anderson
Best Midfielder: Juninho, Essien, Diarra
Best defender: Edmílson, Cris
Best GK: Coupet, Olmetta
Best Manager: Houllier, Le Guen
Best player overall: Juninho & Anderson, Diarra

Worst striker: Giovane Elber
Worst Midfielder:Pedretti
Worst defender: Muller
Worst GK:Riou
Worst Manager:Guy Stéphan
Worst player overall: Pedretti (because he didn't succeed)