but now it seems distinctly possible that we can use it with confidence
La Liga giants REAL were eaten alive by the 4th team in the Bundesliga
Barca, EVERYBODY's favourite, turned out to be merely a big name whipping boy, hopelessly out of their depth against an average Liverpool
remember, after 30 minutes, with Barca having to score two goals in the game, they still had not managed to get a shot on goal; Liverpool had 9 to their name
Bremen had also given Barca a football lesson in the Weserstadion, before freezing in the first half of the return leg; in the second half they were all over Barca once again, even if it was too late
we can therefore safely conclude
Bayern >>>> Real
Bremen >>>> Barca
Bundesliga >>> La Liga
Sauerkraut >>> Paella
Wheat Beer >>> Sangria
and no, Sastre's cleavage cannot make up for all of the above, I'm afraid