The let's laugh at Tottenham thread.

Axeslammer wrote:When will they sack Ramos, after the next match ?

Axe,

on behalf of the nation of England, I would like to apologise for Steve Mclaren and his faux Dutch accent.

How that man has got anywhere near a club in a country like Holland who produce so many top coaches is chris kamara unbelievable.

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

Owen has signed a new contract?

You're just unlucky that your squad is full of wasters, like Andy Lennon.

Kimbo wrote:

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

Owen has signed a new contract?

You're just unlucky that your squad is full of wasters, like Andy Lennon.

I'm sure Owen will get a new contract after his goal at the weekend.

As for point 2, Joey "Cell Block" Barton

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Axeslammer wrote:When will they sack Ramos, after the next match ?

Axe,

on behalf of the nation of England, I would like to apologise for Steve Mclaren and his faux Dutch accent.

How that man has got anywhere near a club in a country like Holland who produce so many top coaches is chris kamara unbelievable.

I don't care about that.

I do still think you've majorly shafted Jol and I'm curious if Ramos (who's done f@ck all for Spurs so far, unlike Jol) will be getting the same treatment

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

Owen has signed a new contract?

You're just unlucky that your squad is full of wasters, like Andy Lennon.

I'm sure Owen will get a new contract after his goal at the weekend.

As for point 2, Joey "Cell Block" Barton

Oooh!

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/premier-league/2008-2009/league-tables/

1 Chelsea 2 2 0 0 5 0 5 6
2 Liverpool 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 6
3 Blackburn Rovers 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 4
4 Hull City 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 4
5 Newcastle United 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
5 Manchester United 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
7 Aston Villa 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 3
8 Manchester City 2 1 0 1 5 4 1 3
9 Bolton Wanderers 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 3
10 Everton 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
11 Middlesbrough 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
12 Sunderland 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
12 Fulham 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
14 Arsenal 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
15 Stoke City 2 1 0 1 4 5 -1 3
16 West Ham 2 1 0 1 2 4 -2 3
17 Tottenham Hotspur 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
18 West Bromwich 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0
18 Wigan Athletic 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0
20 Portsmouth 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0

Chins.

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

The nerve of Owen -

If I were off sick 2/3's of the year at work, I'd expect to get fired, not be given a payrise, or indeed anywhere near £120 k a week.

If he were here right now I'd give him a slap right between his eyes.

Roger - all I can say is that you're extremely lucky to have the genius that is Torress and Gerrard to pull you out of the sh*t time and time again. Therien lies the reason you'll never win the Premiership, at least not this season - you'll be back to underachieving as soon as one or both of those two get injured or go off the boil.

chins

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote: Roger - all I can say is that you're extremely lucky to have the genius that is Torress and Gerrard to pull you out of the sh*t time and time again. Therien lies the reason you'll never win the Premiership, at least not this season - you'll be back to underachieving as soon as one or both of those two get injured or go off the boil.

No argument from me - which is why we need to sign more top-level players, not average ones like Riera or Downing.

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

The nerve of Owen -

If I were off sick 2/3's of the year at work, I'd expect to get fired, not be given a payrise, or indeed anywhere near £120 k a week.

If he were here right now I'd give him a slap right between his eyes.

Roger - all I can say is that you're extremely lucky to have the genius that is Torress and Gerrard to pull you out of the sh*t time and time again. Therien lies the reason you'll never win the Premiership, at least not this season - you'll be back to underachieving as soon as one or both of those two get injured or go off the boil.

chins

Who says he's getting a payrise? Everything i've read, bar 1 article in the Sun, has said the opposite. If he was getting a payrise surely it would be sorted by now?

Axeslammer wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Axeslammer wrote:When will they sack Ramos, after the next match ?

Axe,

on behalf of the nation of England, I would like to apologise for Steve Mclaren and his faux Dutch accent.

How that man has got anywhere near a club in a country like Holland who produce so many top coaches is chris kamara unbelievable.

I don't care about that.

I do still think you've majorly shafted Jol and I'm curious if Ramos (who's done f@ck all for Spurs so far, unlike Jol) will be getting the same treatment

I was always in the pro- Jol camp, as were the majority of the Spurs fans. It was Commoli and Levy who plotted against the Jol father.

Ramos did guide us to the Carling Cup old bean, and steadied the ship when we were stumbling around the bottom of the table when Jol left.

It's very early doors, the Berbatov situation isn't helping things at all, plus there was nothing Ramos could do to stop Keane realising his dream and moving to Liverpool after so many years for us,

I have faith in the magic Juande, but just like Jol he needs time and not knee jerk reactions.

Upfront we are in the scchhhhit as Mclaren would now say, but that isn't Ramos' fault- nothing he can do when both first choice strikers decide to leave at the same time,

but if Ramos cant mould something out of this midfield and defence (which are both top quality),

then the fella needs shooting and another Dutchman coming in. Just not Schteve Mclaren.

Chins

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

The nerve of Owen -

If I were off sick 2/3's of the year at work, I'd expect to get fired, not be given a payrise, or indeed anywhere near £120 k a week.

If he were here right now I'd give him a slap right between his eyes.

Roger - all I can say is that you're extremely lucky to have the genius that is Torress and Gerrard to pull you out of the sh*t time and time again. Therien lies the reason you'll never win the Premiership, at least not this season - you'll be back to underachieving as soon as one or both of those two get injured or go off the boil.

chins

Who says he's getting a payrise? Everything i've read, bar 1 article in the Sun, has said the opposite. If he was getting a payrise surely it would be sorted by now?

According to the mysterious LA-NY connection, Owen is pushing for a payrise, or for hjis £120 to be matched there or thereabouts, and won't accept a pay cut.

If I were a Geordie I'd hunt him doon do bigg market in da morn, and smack him roond da heed

If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Hip Hip Heurelho wrote:Whatever Kimmy. You're just lucky because Kevin Nolan is a bit $h!t.


Here's to Owen's new £120k p/w contact, only for him to break down days later, only being fit for England selection.

The nerve of Owen -

If I were off sick 2/3's of the year at work, I'd expect to get fired, not be given a payrise, or indeed anywhere near £120 k a week.

If he were here right now I'd give him a slap right between his eyes.

Roger - all I can say is that you're extremely lucky to have the genius that is Torress and Gerrard to pull you out of the sh*t time and time again. Therien lies the reason you'll never win the Premiership, at least not this season - you'll be back to underachieving as soon as one or both of those two get injured or go off the boil.

chins

Who says he's getting a payrise? Everything i've read, bar 1 article in the Sun, has said the opposite. If he was getting a payrise surely it would be sorted by now?

According to the mysterious LA-NY connection, Owen is pushing for a payrise, or for hjis £120 to be matched there or thereabouts, and won't accept a pay cut.

If I were a Geordie I'd hunt him doon do bigg market in da morn, and smack him roond da heed

he'll be the one of the few not wearing a newcastle shirt I guess

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

I wonder if he'll accept 95k like Darren Bent.

Cant we just go back to the topic...and lets laugh at Tottenham!!!

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

I wonder if he'll accept 95k like Darren Bent.

Money well spent. We beat Feyenoord and won the Feyenoord Cup.

Along with the Carling Cup, our silverware trophy cabinet is almost bursting at the seams.

Apparently Rip Van Winkle was only ever going for an afternoon nap and asked someone to wake him up the next time Newcastle won a trophy.

I've heard further rumours that when America invaded Iraq they made a deal with the Iraqis to remove their troops after Newcastle next win silverware. The prediction being that there is about 200 years worth of oil left at least

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

I wonder if he'll accept 95k like Darren Bent.

Money well spent. We beat Feyenoord and won the Feyenoord Cup.

Along with the Carling Cup, our silverware trophy cabinet is almost bursting at the seams.

Apparently Rip Van Winkle was only ever going for an afternoon nap and asked someone to wake him up the next time Newcastle won a trophy.

I've heard further rumours that when American invaded Iraq they made a deal with the Iraqis to remove their troops after Newcastle next win any silverware. The prediction being that there is about 200 years worth of oil left at least

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

I wonder if he'll accept 95k like Darren Bent.

Money well spent. We beat Feyenoord and won the Feyenoord Cup.

Along with the Carling Cup, our silverware trophy cabinet is almost bursting at the seams.

Apparently Rip Van Winkle was only ever going for an afternoon nap and asked someone to wake him up the next time Newcastle won a trophy.

I've heard further rumours that when America invaded Iraq they made a deal with the Iraqis to remove their troops after Newcastle next win silverware. The prediction being that there is about 200 years worth of oil left at least

In 200 years we will all be wiped out, and you fuckers still won't have qualified for the CL.

Fey wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Kimbo wrote:If we MATCH 120k then he's already got a payrise.

well whatever he's on currently - 100k, 120k, something ultimately ludicrous for a crocked little c*nt chop

I wonder if he'll accept 95k like Darren Bent.

Money well spent. We beat Feyenoord and won the Feyenoord Cup.

Along with the Carling Cup, our silverware trophy cabinet is almost bursting at the seams.

Apparently Rip Van Winkle was only ever going for an afternoon nap and asked someone to wake him up the next time Newcastle won a trophy.

I've heard further rumours that when American invaded Iraq they made a deal with the Iraqis to remove their troops after Newcastle next win any silverware. The prediction being that there is about 200 years worth of oil left at least

Directly/indirectly = same $h!t.

We came, saw and conquered.

and despite being a friendly tournament, just knowing how much you hate us,

well the joy was unbridled.

We should share a beer sometime . Chins

I remember when we beat Feyenoord in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, what a great night that was. Eh 0trick?

So Kimbo, will Toon be pipping Spuds to that treasured 11th spot, or will you have to make do with 12th again this year?

We dont hate you, at least not me personally, I even prefer Spurs above Arsenal..at least these days.

But you Spurs fans can be dicks though. Poor Jolfather..who is winning the hearts in Germany now as we speak!

Roger Hunt wrote:So Kimbo, will Toon be pipping Spuds to that treasured 11th spot, or will you have to make do with 12th again this year?

I don't know, will you be slipping even further into senility?

Fey wrote:We dont hate you, at least not me personally, I even prefer Spurs above Arsenal..at least these days.

But you Spurs fans can be dicks though. Poor Jolfather..who is winning the hearts in Germany now as we speak!

Spurs hierarchy got rid of Jol. The fans loved him and still do.

Hamburg are my team in Germany since the Jolfather took over. He's a legend at the lane for the work he did after Santini

Well, you got me there Kimmy, right between the chops. Will ITV be broadcasting any of Newcastle's European games this season by the way?

Roger- noboy is denying we were toss in the league last season. It was all about the Cup competitions by the time Jol left and we were languishing in the mire.

Besides, all teams are only as good or bad as their ambitions:

ours has been to break the top 4 after finishing 5th twice.

Yours has been to win the Premiership after 14 (or is it more?) years and counting.

Newcastle's has been to finally win a cup since Elvis had a coronary on the bog.


Who will get their first? Without Otto here to provide his nostradamic predictions, it's anyone's guess

chins

Kimbo wrote:

Roger Hunt wrote:So Kimbo, will Toon be pipping Spuds to that treasured 11th spot, or will you have to make do with 12th again this year?

I don't know, will you be slipping even further into senility?

Undoubtedly. At my age, it's amazing I can remember when Newcastle last won a trophy.

Oh no, wait a minute....

I would rather never win a trophy and die alone with leprosy in a crevasse in patagonia, than gloat about winning the milk cup.

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote: Besides, all teams are only as good or bad as their ambitions:

ours has been to break the top 4 after finishing 5th twice.

Yours has been to win the Premiership after 14 (or is it more?) years and counting.

Nice spin... When was the last time you finished in the top 4 exactly?

Never mind, you can console yourself with the League Cup, we'll just have to make do with a European Cup, 2 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, and having been in the Champions League every year since 2002.

Kimbo wrote:I would rather never win a trophy and die alone with leprosy in a crevasse in patagonia, than gloat about winning the milk cup.

You do of course know that is a complete lie.

The milk cup guarantees European football.

Besides, there is something strange about a Newcastle fan turning his nose up at winning silverware- any silverware, considering how long its been.

Think about it - There are only 3 cups on offer to teams like Newcastle- the FA cup, league and milk cup.

History suggests the milk cup would be the most likely place to start.

then you can have a crack at 4

Logic Kimmy, logic. Think about it

Roger Hunt wrote:

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote: Besides, all teams are only as good or bad as their ambitions:

ours has been to break the top 4 after finishing 5th twice.

Yours has been to win the Premiership after 14 (or is it more?) years and counting.

Nice spin... When was the last time you finished in the top 4 exactly?

Never mind, you can console yourself with the League Cup, we'll just have to make do with a European Cup, 2 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, and having been in the Champions League every year since 2002.

Champions league = poor man's Carling Cup. don't deny it