Quotes/chants of the week

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7033486.stm

My favourite ones:

"Sanchez told us to hit long balls and pick up rebounds. He wanted us to play like Neanderthals but I am not a Neanderthal man and I told him I could not continue."

Franck Queudrue on why he was not the missing link for Fulham.

"Oh my God I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home!"

Leeds fans to the tune of the Kaiser Chiefs' 'Oh My God'. (Robin, England).

"Let's pretend we've scored a goal!"

A chant sung by Bradford City's fans in the closing five minutes of a dire 3-0 loss at home to Accrington Stanley, followed by all participants going absolutely crazy. (Russ Waldron, England).

"Take your shoes off if you're Cr@p."

Sung by Manchester City fans when Newcastle fans started waving their shoes in the air - they soon vanished. (David, England).

Ya read those earlier, found these the funniest

"We've got Joey Barton, We've got Joey Barton, la la la la."
Newcastle fans to Man City fans last Saturday.
"You've got Joey Barton, You've got Joey Barton, ha ha ha ha!"
City fans after seeing their side go 3-1 up. (Julie, UK).


"Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Arsenal fans to Sunderland when they went 2-0 up at the Emirates.
"Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Sunderland fans when Arsenal threw away their 2-0 lead. (Harry, UK).

L r d wrote: "Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Arsenal fans to Sunderland when they went 2-0 up at the Emirates.
"Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Sunderland fans when Arsenal threw away their 2-0 lead. (Harry, UK).

We really deserved that one as well! As soon as they equalised I knew we were getting that in response. Still, when we play teams that are struggling at the bottom of the table it is fun to sing 'Down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham' at them!