Spare A Thought For Keane This Christmas

Poor guy, he loses his rag and then loses his "hard man" reputation.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article615997.ece

Keano in F-word storm

ROY KEANE had to be thrown out of Steve Coppell’s office in an amazing F-word bust-up at Reading.

Sunderland’s fiery boss let rip with an amazing rant after being invited in for a Christmas drink following Saturday’s controversial 2-1 defeat at the Madejski.

A Reading player said: “It was incredible. Roy was absolutely steaming. And at the time no one had a clue why. Roy would naturally have been disappointed at the way the game ended — but that is not our fault.

“He was invited into the gaffer’s office for a drink, which is the normal act of courtesy here.

“But, within 10 seconds of going in there, all hell seemed to break loose. He was fuming and really having a go at everyone in there as if it was his office at Sunderland.”

Reading boss Coppell was absent but Keane stunned backroom staff with his outburst which included accusing them of ‘disrespecting Sunderland’.

A club official was eventually forced to manhandle Keane out and into the players’ tunnel.

Sunderland were sunk by a controversial injury-time winner which — they claim — did not cross the line and puts the club into the Premier League’s bottom three going into a crucial phase of the season.

The player added: “Nobody here still quite knows what the hell went on. There was a bit of banter between the two dugouts but nothing that doesn’t go on in any other match as far as I know.

“But Roy seemed really angry and it all went off.

“He had to be ordered out and into the tunnel to stop the situation getting out of hand.”

Keane went into Coppell’s office about half hour after the end of the match which condemned Sunderland to their second successive defeat amid controversy.

Coppell was preoccupied with his post-match Press conference but Keane did not wait for him to arrive before airing his views.

Afterwards, the ex-Manchester United skipper went on television and insisted: “We have to rise above this.”
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Deary me Roy.

What a player.

Equally, what a c*nt of a man

No quotes on the manhandle thing. I believe Keane just went in there and scared the life out of these poor 8 or so coaches, had them fearing for their personal safety. They called in security who Keane manhandled out of the room.

He will not be relegated, this was a more an example for the referee's what will happen if they screw him over again true story

Ball over the line ='s goal.

L r d wrote:No quotes on the manhandle thing. I believe Keane just went in there and scared the life out of these poor 8 or so coaches, had them fearing for their personal safety. They called in security who Keane manhandled out of the room.

He will not be relegated, this was a more an example for the referee's what will happen if they screw him over again true story

Yep, scared the shite out of them............ before one of them realised he was a midget and threw him out on his dwarf arse.

''I am half your size, but twice the man!''



''DO YOU HEAR ME''



''DO YOU''


''Nothing to say now? ''

He's a bit of a shite manager.

If he ever became manager of Utd, he'd just sign all his Sunderland players and a few Irish. what a limited wanker he is

"Is that David Beckham "holding" you back?"



"It is aswell, see ya Roy you mug, lols."

Roy: "Shearer won, hands down, That was my own fault. Stupid."
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,782806,00.html


Shearer looks about as intimidated as a Pitbull that has a spaniel barking at it.

Shearer is like the bully in the playground who just picked on the wrong kid. He's embarrased on his own turf, i actually felt for the guy

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

L r d wrote:Shearer is like the bully in the playground who just picked on the wrong kid. He's embarrased on his own turf, i actually felt for the guy

Hardly, his team is 4-3 UP, he calls Keane a Pr!ck, Keane acts like an idiot and tries to pick a fight, he misses with a punch, then David "Samson" Beckham manages to hold him back - while Shearer just stands there not looking intimidated in the slightest. It's there for all to see lrdgic.

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:Shearer is like the bully in the playground who just picked on the wrong kid. He's embarrased on his own turf, i actually felt for the guy

Hardly, his team is 4-3 UP, he calls Keane a Pr!ck, Keane acts like an idiot and tries to pick a fight, he misses with a punch, then David "Samson" Beckham manages to hold him back - while Shearer just stands there not looking intimidated in the slightest. It's there for all to see lrdgic.

Keane didnt really look like he had it in him to take on Shearer. The guy is a lot bigger, and with those infamous wavering elbows, and a tendency to kick other players in the head on the odd occassion, Keane would have got battered.

WG

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Don Fabio wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:Shearer is like the bully in the playground who just picked on the wrong kid. He's embarrased on his own turf, i actually felt for the guy

Hardly, his team is 4-3 UP, he calls Keane a Pr!ck, Keane acts like an idiot and tries to pick a fight, he misses with a punch, then David "Samson" Beckham manages to hold him back - while Shearer just stands there not looking intimidated in the slightest. It's there for all to see lrdgic.

Keane didnt really look like he had it in him to take on Shearer. The guy is a lot bigger, and with those infamous wavering elbows, and a tendency to kick other players in the head on the odd occassion, Keane would have got battered.

WG

Yes and Keano didn't have a tendency to do anything untoward Shearer is a pansy he didn't want none of it. Needed his England friends to help him out. David better captain than Shearer ever was Beckham saved the day

No he didn't want none of it, it was a football match and his team were only a goal ahead. If it were off the pitch i'm sure things would've been different, it would've been very similar to the Gillespie incident.

How was Beckham a better captain than Shearer lerd? During Beckhams time England were timid, characterless, and boring.

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Gordon's a Scott. Edwards and Jones were fellow international team mates of a former team mate Yorke, wouldn't surprise me one bit if they came on his recommendation.

Chopra was nearly top scorer in the Championship last year and had played in the premiership before, wasn't a hard decision. He'd also scored 2 goals against him when playing for Cardiff at the Stadium of Light.

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

Kimbo

Thanks for posting that article on Keane's 'minds'. It is brilliant.

I've never read his autobio, so I'm going to pick it up after xmas. It seems interesting.

Cheers

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

L r d wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Well i take it you were listing players that have been good signings, no?

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past

These were the questions camp boy put forward

@ bulk his book is interesting. I tried to read Beckham's but got bored after 2 pages, but Keane's kept you reading

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past

These were the questions camp boy put forward

@ bulk his book is interesting. I tried to read Beckham's but got bored after 2 pages, but Keane's kept you reading

Cheers LRD

I've got the Le Guen one to read just now. I've flicked through a couple of pages and it is quite good.

Have a good xmas, LRD.

I'd be scared if Keane became your manager if I were you lerd. Just think, United could have a team of O'Sheas and Fletcher's.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Well i take it you were listing players that have been good signings, no?

Try reading the post by Tweeds that he was responding to.

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Well i take it you were listing players that have been good signings, no?

Try reading the post by Tweeds that he was responding to.

Well lrd knew what tweedle meant, what the point of listing non Irish, Scottish, ex-clubmates in Keane defence if you're just gonna list flops.

shazlx-mas wrote:

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Well i take it you were listing players that have been good signings, no?

Try reading the post by Tweeds that he was responding to.

Well lrd knew what tweedle meant, what the point of listing non Irish, Scottish, ex-clubmates in Keane defence if you're just gonna list flops.

Anyway listen, he tried to sign Mido, he tried to sign numerous other players. They didn't want to go to Sunderland, this is not Keane's fault

L r d wrote:Anyway listen, he tried to sign Mido, he tried to sign numerous other players. They didn't want to go to Sunderland, this is not Keane's fault

No, its "the shopping"

L r d wrote:

shazlx-mas wrote:

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

L r d wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:

L r d wrote:

@ tweedle, you are as kneejerk as they come ffs. You'll see in time, Keane has everything it takes!

Ok, can you tell me one signing that he's made that

a) Isn't Scottish or Irish, or
b) Hasn't played with him in the past



I can only think of one.

Its hardly kneejerk. He's just shite at buying players

You rival Cotr thats what you do.

Jones....Edwards...Gordon...Chopra...i could go on if you want.

Chopra has been shite lerd.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Well i take it you were listing players that have been good signings, no?

Try reading the post by Tweeds that he was responding to.

Well lrd knew what tweedle meant, what the point of listing non Irish, Scottish, ex-clubmates in Keane defence if you're just gonna list flops.

Anyway listen, he tried to sign Mido, he tried to sign numerous other players. They didn't want to go to Sunderland, this is not Keane's fault

So Mido, a player known for not liking an abrasive manager doesn't what to go to relegation candidates in the north-east with fairly high support and instead went to relegation candidates in the north-east with fairly low support. Who's fault is it?

He didn't want to go to a promoted club as their is a bigger chance of relegation, than a club who have been in the prem for years and recently were in the uefa cup final. Are you really saying he turned down Sunderland because of Keane? Southgate is really a top class manager i guess......

L r d wrote:He didn't want to go to a promoted club as their is a bigger chance of relegation, than a club who have been in the prem for years and recently were in the uefa cup final. Are you really saying he turned down Sunderland because of Keane? Southgate is really a top class manager i guess......

Equally bad, but who has more points and who is more liking to go ape on you instead of encourage you?