Robbie Keane - EPL Goal King Calender Year 2007

Bow Down and Kiss the ring, bitches !





Ronaldo will probably score a Hat-trick at Upton Park now, but I'll enjoy it whilst it lasts.

His 2 on Saturday were amusing- both more or less bounced off him!

Fair play. Berbatov makes Keane's life so easy when you watch them - he's like the Heskey to Robbie's Owen

Still believe Wor Jermaine deserves more games though ; his finish for the 5th was class.

3rd highest scorers in the league this season, just 1 goal short of both Man Poo and Arseholenal

That's what I like about Keano thought, the flair, the clever touches, the link-up and ability to try the unexpected are all still there, but he's developed a real poacher instinct over the past couple of years.

100 EPL goals in 222 games

He is the most unherelded player in the division.

Like I said, They'll be a parade going from Anfield to the Vicenté Caulderon in Madrid if Torres ever reaches that Milestone.

Well done to him, that's an impressive record and he maybe hasn't received enough credit for getting so many goals. It does strike me though that in general there haven't been as many prolific goalscorers in the league as there were in previous seasons. If Henry or RVN were still around (and fit) you would probably expect to see them getting in the 20's.

Honourable C*nt wrote:That's what I like about Keano thought, the flair, the clever touches, the link-up and ability to try the unexpected are all still there, but he's developed a real poacher instinct over the past couple of years.

100 EPL goals in 222 games

He is the most unherelded player in the division.

Like I said, They'll be a parade going from Anfield to the Vicenté Caulderon in Madrid if Torres ever reaches that Milestone.

He is indeed very underrated. Thats fine though- means we wont lose him to one of the big clubs.

Probably due to his "failure" at Inter Milan, and a not so pleasant spell at Leeds.

Such moves make or break reputations. He's never been deemed in the top tier since, despite proving at both club and country level.

Being Irish is also far less glamorous then being a long haired latino with an exotic name. Were he Roberto Keenioeri from Buenos Aries, he would have been much more recognised.

Incidentally, that list also shows another massively underrated player- Benni McCarthy. Should his limbs last and he plays in this league for another 5 or 6 seasons, he wont be far off 100 by the time he retires

Hasn't he scored about 17 penalties?

Parks lives wrote:Hasn't he scored about 17 penalties?

Yep.

Then again, so has Ronaldo surely.

Most impressive in that list is Tevez, hadnt realised he's been so prolific this season. Caliban = legend

Keane>Van Persie


The stats don't lie...

Not a bad record for Tevez considering that he doesn't take the pens or freekicks for Man Utd.

I think RVP has scored 8 in 11 games in the league in 2007. If only he could stay fit he would probably be up towards the top of this list.

Impressive total for him. Interesting to see Tevez so high up as well, but no Rooney

Didn't Tevez take penalties for West Ham? Must have added a few to his tally.

Sheffield gunner wrote:I think RVP has scored 8 in 11 games in the league in 2007. If only he could stay fit he would probably be up towards the top of this list.

So would Saha and Rooney...

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:Impressive total for him. Interesting to see Tevez so high up as well, but no Rooney

Rooney had a good start to 2006/2007 but faded after February. He has been injured for a good part of this campaign too.

It really is worrying that there is not one English player in the list.

Cesc wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:Impressive total for him. Interesting to see Tevez so high up as well, but no Rooney

Rooney had a good start to 2006/2007 but faded after February. He has been injured for a good part of this campaign too.

It really is worrying that there is not one English player in the list.

I thought Rooney playe best in March to be fair. Its a worrying sign. Any decent strikers we have nowadays seem to be hampered by injury problems

Or not selected in Crouch's case.

S4P wrote:Or not selected in Crouch's case.

If only he played for a manager who had a clue about strikers.

Cesc wrote:

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:Impressive total for him. Interesting to see Tevez so high up as well, but no Rooney

Rooney had a good start to 2006/2007 but faded after February. He has been injured for a good part of this campaign too.

It really is worrying that there is not one English player in the list.

Ashton, Heskey, Rooney, Owen, Johnson, - all crocked for a bit chunk of the year

Defoe, Crouch, Derbyshire, Lita - sparingly used, yet still very high goals to minutes ratios in general

Parks lives wrote:Hasn't he scored about 17 penalties?

Just 5 of 6 Parky.

Fucking Almunia.

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

S4P wrote:Or not selected in Crouch's case.

If only he played for a manager who had a clue about strikers.

If only he could head the ball.

Z wrote:

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

S4P wrote:Or not selected in Crouch's case.

If only he played for a manager who had a clue about strikers.

If only he could head the ball.

He can, just Benitez is clueless when it comes to the final third of the pitch. His record at signing strikers and attackers in general is poor, despite having a LOT of money to work with at Liverpool. The two he got right he sold (Garcia) and doesn't play (Crouch).

Great in some respects, but this is a devastating weakness in Rafa's armoury.

Rooney has had 11 from 29.

Honourable C*nt wrote:

Both missed a penalty today, but Keane wins by one.

L r d wrote:

Honourable C*nt wrote:

Both missed a penalty today, but Keane wins by one.

Your maths is appalling...

Anas Al-Liby wrote:

L r d wrote:

Honourable C*nt wrote:

Both missed a penalty today, but Keane wins by one.

Your maths is appalling...

Yours is worse....

No offence mate but how do you calculate 17-19 as Keane being one ahead? Or is this not the final table?

Anas Al-Liby wrote:No offence mate but how do you calculate 17-19 as Keane being one ahead? Or is this not the final table?

This was before todays games. Today Ronaldo scored and Keane didn't

Ah my bad. Didn't mean to impugn your reputation, sorry...

Anas Al-Liby wrote:No offence mate but how do you calculate 17-19 as Keane being one ahead? Or is this not the final table?

I guess he's included the Ronaldo goal from today. That table is from mid week I think.

Thanks Oedipus but Lrd told me that two posts ago...