Drogba V Ronaldo - the REAL Champion Decider

So, who really is the king of dive?

Its time to tot up the scores from the final as it happens, and announce the Champion of Champions.

Seen a Ronaldo dive? Mark it with an "R"

For Drogba, a "D"

For Joe Cole, Nani, Rooney etc - mark as an "O" for "Other" (bit part players in this clash of the titans)

Go.................

Brilliant thread

I'll certainly be on here as long as I'm watching/awake.

Vrs






It will be a titanic battle but I fancy ronaldo to shade it tonight

There was contact with Niemi in that game, clear penalty the referee that day Rob Styles (surprise surprise) as usual bottled it, he needs to improve for next season; I hear he is having contract talks with Manchester United.

Somebody get the Drogba v Lehmann incident up - now that was two pricks performing to their highest standards

Football Genius wrote:Somebody get the Drogba v Lehmann incident up - now that was two pricks performing to their highest standards

Have they got an internet sex tape that I've missed?

Roger Hunt wrote:

Football Genius wrote:Somebody get the Drogba v Lehmann incident up - now that was two pricks performing to their highest standards

Have they got an internet sex tape that I've missed?

I hope united to win on pens.... So Ronaldo to score the winning penalty

If that's not going to happen I support Chelsea! Or Drogba to score an hattrick

RicardoJol wrote:I hope united to win on pens.... So Ronaldo to score the winning penalty

If that's not going to happen I support Chelsea! Or Drogba to score an hattrick

What an odd young man you are.

Were Ronaldo to score the winning penalty, you do realise the World as we know it would end from the sheer force created by the explosion from his swollen head reaching it's critical mass?

If you've seen Ronaldo recently, you know he won't be diving. You will however know that is inbuilt stutter happens to occur whenever he's about to be tackled or required to take a penalty. In the interest of fairness, whenever Ronaldo is seen to pull up uncharacteristically an "S" should be marked.

And everytime a German player scores a goal, please also mark down with a "G".

As the "G" button on your keyboard starts wearing out then feel free to use the letter "D" in replacement

Senor Woody wrote:And everytime a German player scores a goal, please also mark down with a "G".

As the "G" button on your keyboard starts wearing out then feel free to use the letter "D" in replacement

Are you expecting


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Senor Woody wrote:

RicardoJol wrote:I hope united to win on pens.... So Ronaldo to score the winning penalty

If that's not going to happen I support Chelsea! Or Drogba to score an hattrick

What an odd young man you are.

Were Ronaldo to score the winning penalty, you do realise the World as we know it would end from the sheer force created by the explosion from his swollen head reaching it's critical mass?

The whole world is supposedly watching

Can you imagine what Ronaldo's celebration is going to be like if he gets a tap in



They are horrible enough at the best of times

What do you want him to do, backflips?

COTR wrote:

What an odd young man you are.

Were Ronaldo to score the winning penalty, you do realise the World as we know it would end from the sheer force created by the explosion from his swollen head reaching it's critical mass?

The whole world is supposedly watching

Can you imagine what Ronaldo's celebration is going to be like if he gets a tap in



They are horrible enough at the best of times

Look on the bright side.

Ronaldo will take his shirt off after he got a yellow card earlier in the match, only to not be sent off. Our very own Calciopoli will start live on national TV, while the commentator's squirm desperately to justify the decision of the referee.

kas wrote:

Senor Woody wrote:And everytime a German player scores a goal, please also mark down with a "G".

As the "G" button on your keyboard starts wearing out then feel free to use the letter "D" in replacement

Are you expecting


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Almost certainly. As Ballack singlehandedly wins the Cup for Chelsea. A visionary spectre from the future told me this would happen

An unpunished paul scholes 'tackle' gets a P

A Fergie Rant at the 4th official gets an "F", followed by a suffixed 1-10 depending on the red hue of his complexion (1= mild rose tinted cheeks to 10 = radioactive)

A ronaldo free kick straight into the wall or high into the crowd gets a Z

Why about if they cry? a C?

Whay about the pleading/praying gesture than normally follows the dive?

How about every time Rooney swears at the ref? I say we choose X.

Then we'll have XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX all over the board.

Comprehensive list.

"A" Arrogant Goal Celebrations
"B" Ballack sends Otto into Raptures
"C" Crying Ronaldo
"D" Drogba Diving
"E" Drogba Elbow
"F" Fergie Rant
"G" Goaless Game
"H" Protesting Huddle
"I" Lampard Intelligent Passes
"J" John Terry Leaps
"K" Van der Saar's kicking
"L" Ronaldo Long Shots
"M" Malouda Misscross
"N" Nani Impetulance
"O" Other Diver
"P" Praying Ronaldo
"Q" Quieroz Aftermatch Complaints
"R" Ronaldo Diving
"S" Stuttering Ronaldo
"T" Scholes "tackling"
"U" Ukranian Supersub Goal
"V" Vidic's hardman collapse
"W" Worshipping Drogba pleas his innocence
"X" Rooney Explitive
"Y" Youth Products respect of Referee's after being engrained with Ferguson's Respect Philsophy
"Z" Ronaldo Freekick hits the Wall

ZZZ = "that famous night in Barcelona"

Dwarf wrote:Comprehensive list.

"A" Arrogant Goal Celebrations
"B" Ballack sends Otto into Raptures
"C" Crying Ronaldo
"D" Drogba Diving
"E" Drogba Elbow
"F" Fergie Rant
"G" Goaless Game
"H" Protesting Huddle
"I" Lampard Intelligent Passes
"J" John Terry Leap
"K" Van der Saar's kicking
"L" Ronaldo Long Shots
"M" Malouda Misscross
"N" Nani Impetulance
"O" Other Diver
"P" Praying Ronaldo
"Q" Quieroz Aftermatch Complaints
"R" Ronaldo Diving
"S" Stuttering Ronaldo
"T" Scholes "tackling"
"U" Ukranian Supersub Goal
"V" Vidic's hardman collapse
"W" Worshipping Drogba pleas his innocence
"X" Rooney Explitive
"Y" Youth Products respect of Referee's after being engrained with Ferguson's Respect Philsophy
"Z" Ronaldo Freekick hits the Wall

That is class, everyone pat yourself on the back for coming up with it...and thanks Man. Utd. - Chelsea for being a boring enough match to "inspire" all of us (well, Dwarf and TRWP) to spend time coming up that.

COTR wrote:

Senor Woody wrote:

RicardoJol wrote:I hope united to win on pens.... So Ronaldo to score the winning penalty

If that's not going to happen I support Chelsea! Or Drogba to score an hattrick

What an odd young man you are.

Were Ronaldo to score the winning penalty, you do realise the World as we know it would end from the sheer force created by the explosion from his swollen head reaching it's critical mass?

The whole world is supposedly watching

Can you imagine what Ronaldo's celebration is going to be like if he gets a tap in



They are horrible enough at the best of times

I don't get you guys....? For once I tried to be very positive on English clubs and you are still not agreeing with me... ....

I exactly wanted to say. My wettest dream is: VDS to save the last penalty from Michael Ballack....! but it would have been off topic so I didnt say that!

Dwarf wrote:Comprehensive list.

"A" Arrogant Goal Celebrations
"B" Ballack sends Otto into Raptures
"C" Crying Ronaldo
"D" Drogba Diving
"E" Drogba Elbow
"F" Fergie Rant
"G" Goaless Game
"H" Protesting Huddle
"I" Lampard Intelligent Passes
"J" John Terry Leaps
"K" Van der Saar's kicking
"L" Ronaldo Long Shots
"M" Malouda Misscross
"N" Nani Impetulance
"O" Other Diver
"P" Praying Ronaldo
"Q" Quieroz Aftermatch Complaints
"R" Ronaldo Diving
"S" Stuttering Ronaldo
"T" Scholes "tackling"
"U" Ukranian Supersub Goal
"V" Vidic's hardman collapse
"W" Worshipping Drogba pleas his innocence
"X" Rooney Explitive
"Y" Youth Products respect of Referee's after being engrained with Ferguson's Respect Philsophy
"Z" Ronaldo Freekick hits the Wall

top drawer stuff

VR

How many times the united fans will sing their one song tonight

Viva Ronaldo

Keyboards at the ready...

VR