is Pierre Littbarski the most clueless poster on here?

The HuddFather wrote:Toni ?

Look what that done to him

As for Mario Gomez

I'm going for a trial at a Bundesliga club to try out as a striker. I may have a chance

Tbh...he doesn't stop scoring for Bayern. For the record...both Pierre and Axe slag Toni off, yet his goalscoring record is fantastic, and he has more to his game than just that.

Pierre does speak a lot of sense, but also has his moments of ...such as Inzaghi world class etc...

Piere who is in your avatar

forza_rossi wrote:Piere who is in your avatar

Leysi Suarez.

Wolfsburg travel to AC Milan and get a draw 2:2

Aston Villa visit HSV and get a 3:1 drubbing

another splendid day in the life of our Bundesliga-hating-pierre



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it gets even worse

his beloved Ribery tells Bayern Munich

"ich fühle mich hier pudelwohl"

contract extension talks are in the pipeline, he LOVES his life in Munich

Aston Villa played their reserves, Milan was half a B team too.

De Guzman wrote:Aston Villa played their reserves, Milan was half a B team too.

if Villa had gotten anything out of the game it would probably have been Jol's fault

De Guzman wrote:Aston Villa played their reserves, Milan was half a B team too.

Milan played AT HOME

and all German teams (apart from Bayern) tend to shit themselves in places like the San Siro, Nou Camp,...

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Wolfsburg TOP THE GROUP

ie

it's not just about today's game



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as for Jol

he seems to be ACTIVELY chasing Podolski

and has already met his agent

unfortunately, Trochowski is getting pissed off with the Dutchie and has already met him to complain about a lack of support

HSV have to be careful; Troch's agent has met ManCity's people so far

English and Italian sides will go further than German sides in the UEFA Cup, and in the Champions League.

Klöwsi RAUS ! wrote:Wolfsburg travel to AC Milan and get a draw 2:2

Much as I would like to laugh at Milan, they were playing their B side... they played 4 fullbacks in defence - Antonnini, Favalli, Kaladze & Jankulovski, I am surprised Wolfsburg didn't score more!!

Klöwsi RAUS ! wrote:Aston Villa visit HSV and get a 3:1 drubbing

Our strikeforce was Marlon Harewood and a 18 yr old making his 2nd start ever. The latter scored

Zat Knight was playing ffs. That HSV only scored 3 should be an embarassment.

Btw, Frank Rost is an utter bastard. Would've been red carded anywhere else on the pitch for trying to break Gardner's knees. What is it with German keepers?

Delfluenza looks a really hot prospect Debby

If you want to be cool, call him the Fonz

I don't

You will

bluenine wrote:

Klöwsi RAUS ! wrote:Wolfsburg travel to AC Milan and get a draw 2:2

Much as I would like to laugh at Milan, they were playing their B side... they played 4 fullbacks in defence - Antonnini, Favalli, Kaladze & Jankulovski, I am surprised Wolfsburg didn't score more!!

Milan team against Juventus:
Abbiati; Zambrotta, Kaladze, Maldini, Jankulovski; Seedorf, Emerson (Shevchenko 46’), Ambrosini (Antonini 73’); Pirlo; Pato (Inzaghi 75’), Ronaldinho.

Milan team against Wolfsburg:
Dida, Antonini, Senderos (Kaladze 8’), Favalli, Jankulovski, Zambrotta, Pirlo (Pato 46’), Ambrosini, Seedorf, Shevchenko, Inzaghi

Yeah real second team

So you cheer HSV beating Villa reserves in a dead rubber and Wolfsburg avoiding defat to Milan in a dead rubber - evidence that you yourself know how far you've fallen.

I look forward to German results in the KO stages of both comps

Werder, the struggling Bundesliga side, plays Milan, Seria A title contenders,

OFF THE PITCH

and is unluky to only get a draw

whereas football Germany is discussing whether Schaaf and Allofs should get the sack, such is the poverty of their Bundesliga displays, AC Milan don't know what has hit them



another bad day for our friend Pierre who likes nothing more than mocking the Bundesliga as inferior European fare well below his usual standards

ach, pierre

man muss Dich ja irgendwie lieb haben

6 changes from the team that played Inter on Sunday and they get a draw with an away goal v a Werder team that played on Saturday.

So what ?

Wolfsburg lose by 2 without an away goal.

Nothing to shout about.

Even Tony Adams got a draw with Milan reserves(ish).

Pierre Littbarski wrote:6 changes from the team that played Inter on Sunday and they get a draw with an away goal v a Werder team that played on Saturday.

So what ?

the Seria A title contenders were COMPLETELY outplayed by a Bundesliga team widely considered to be in free-fall and VERY unlikely to even make the UEFA Cup next season



wow, the BUndesliga must be REALLY bad



STuttgart would have deserved a draw on the road to UEFA champs St. Petersburg

not too shabby either

VFB are still playing under a rookie manager after they experienced temporary melt-down



I DO concede though that Wolfsburg and Bremen have a mountain to climb

Werder are PISS-POOR on the road

but then again, what our UNDERFUNDED Bundesliga clubs are doing on their shoe-string budgets is out of this world

as I said in a different threat

Berlin were offered Pato for 3.5 million but could not afford him

these German paupers should have ZERO chance against ANY Italian, English , French , or nowadays even RUssian side

yet they kick ARSE

show some humility , pierre

Yeah, German teams are so fucking poor its insane Otto..

oohhhhhhhhh

Do Werder get an extra goal awarded for "outplaying" Milan ?

VFB "deserved a draw" - did they get one ?

not a good day in the life of our friend Pierre, it seems to me

his beloved Seria A sides got pussywhipped by them EPL cement-mixers

and the Frenchies did not set the world alight either

meanwhile, Bayern, with the INCOMPETENT Klinsi in charge teach our Portuguese brothers a lesson they won't forget any time soon

ON THE ROAD

what must piss you, my dear Pierre, off the most though, is that Klose, "who can merely score at tournaments but not in the CL", then goes on to hit the net yet again

meaning

the MONSTER is now the LEADING TOP-GOAL SCORER in the CL



explain to me , pierre, why Benzema, Messi, EtoO and Co cannot reach the heights of the Pole

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anyway

not all is lost for you

tonight Milan should dispose of Bremen at the San Siro

Werder even lost against Famagusta and will already think of the game against Bayern this weekend

besides, they are in freefall and Wiese will not play

and Paris should be able to nurse their two goal advantage over Wolfsburg into the next round

still

if you need more of that delicious humble pie I have been backing, let me know

there's more from where that came from

Klose scored with his cock yesterday, and he didnt even knew it!

But you are right though, the Germans showed the Frenchies of Pierre the meaning of humble pie though





GERMANY!!!

Fey wrote:Klose scored with his cock yesterday, and he didnt even knew it!

But you are right though, the Germans showed the Frenchies of Pierre the meaning of humble pie though

Wolfsburg 1-3 PSG
(agg 1-5)

1 french team in CL, 1 German.

3 French in UEFA, 2 German.

Pwnage

next round, the Frenchies will be all out, the Germans will progress

then you will have even more egg on your face, pierre

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say

will you be watching Bremen vs Bayern this afternoon ?

it's the greatest football gig in the world

Bremen, of course, humiliated Mourinho's Inter TWICE, before kicking Ancelotti's Milan into submission

Ancelotti said that Werder had been far superior "physically and TACTICALLY"



Bayern are currently the IN-FORM CL-team in Europe

think about it

Juve were desperate to sign Frings

Milan are now said to chase Diego, just like Juve, but also Özil

Inter have been hot on the tails of Mertesacker for ages

according to Hoeness, TWO LEADING SERIA A clubs, widely believed to be Inter and Juve, were VERY keen to sign Schweini, Roma wanted Poldi, EVERYBODY wants Ribery and so it continues

should be a game right up your alley, pierre



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good cartoon, fey

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:next round, the Frenchies will be all out, the Germans will progress

then you will have even more egg on your face, pierre

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say

will you be watching Bremen vs Bayern this afternoon ?

it's the greatest football gig in the world

Bremen, of course, humiliated Mourinho's Inter TWICE, before kicking Ancelotti's Milan into submission

Ancelotti said that Werder had been far superior "physically and TACTICALLY"



Bayern are currently the IN-FORM CL-team in Europe

think about it

Juve were desperate to sign Frings

Milan are now said to chase Diego, just like Juve, but also Özil

Inter have been hot on the tails of Mertesacker for ages

according to Hoeness, TWO LEADING SERIA A clubs, widely believed to be Inter and Juve, were VERY keen to sign Schweini, Roma wanted Poldi, EVERYBODY wants Ribery and so it continues

should be a game right up your alley, pierre



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good cartoon, fey

Great spin Otto Matic

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Im sure Bayern - Bremen is a big game in Germany,

but the REAL inform team in Europe (Manchester United) are playing the


exciting - if underachieving - cup GIANTS Tottenham Hotspur

(multiple FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA cup winners)


in the first CUP FINAL of the season today,


at the MOST SPECTACULAR stadium in the WORLD (beat ALL of GERMANY's Stadia to Host the 2011 CHAMPIONS league final),

with an array of TALENT from every corner of the GLOBE (other than Germany, where it's a bit short),

merged with EXCITING prospects for the FUTURE.

And it all KICKS off at 3PM GMT!

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BE there, or BE square meine freund.


I set OFF in half an HOUR to WITNESS this SPECTACLE first HAND:


The CHRISTIAN(o)'S (Ronaldo) are being sent the LIONS at the


COLLISSEUM ; I urge you NOT to MISS it.

The Real Wilson Palacios wrote: I urge you NOT to MISS it.

off to STarnberger NOW to enjoy some quality German mountain air before watching the GAME of the CENTURY (that takes place in the Weserstadion)

why do I know that YOU REALLY envy me now ?

but would never admit it

what exciting goalless draws they both were, hurrah for modern football.

well

another GIGANTIC humiliation for our friend Pierre

ALL SERIA A clubs crumble in the face of EPL opposition

Inter choked on some of EUrope's weakest in the group stage amassing an astonishing 8 points in 6 games



Roma found lacklustre Arsenal too big to stomach

Milan got pussywhipped by Bremen

and Juve lay down their arms when Ballack and the Drog entered the stadium

EIGHT teams left in the CL

NONE from Seria A

EIGHT teams left in the CL

NONE from the French League

since Lyon got an almighty arsekicking by Barca

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meanwhile, FC Bayern, wipe the floor with a full-strength Sporting

and break all records on their way

despite being managed by one of the clueless managers in Bundesliga history



Pierre's assessment of the situation

" I rate Porto higher than Bayern"

" Ribery is Bayern's matchwinner"

" Bayern are a physical side" :

with midgets like Lahm, Ribery

shorter than average for their position: Poldi, Schweini, Rensing, Ze Roberto...

the only IMPOSING guys are van Buyten and Toni



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as for Pierre's contempt for Klose

well, the boy scored AGAIN and is LEADING the CL top scorer charts

http://www.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/statistics/index.html

making pierre OFFICIALLY

the MOST CLUELESS POSTER in the history of CLUELESS POSTING



think about it

and DO NOT give up your day job just yet