David Healy signs Suderland !

SSN just announced but havnt said the fee. Id say £2m but seen as its Keane.....£19m

What a signing for Healy! a whole football club!

This transfer can best be described as inevitability.

How many strikers does Keane want?

Suderland? Sudetenland? Sunderland?

A poor signing and more money wasted. The mackems are convinced that all these average players are going to get them above us in the table. I hear people call Newcastle fans deluded, Spurs fans, City fans, Pool fans, etc etc etc. None have anything on Sunderland fans believe me, they've gone into overdrive this summer.

Luis wrote:What a signing for Healy! a whole football club!

Fucking hell they nearly have a team of strikers...

Cisse, Diouf, Healy, Jones, Prica, Stokes, Connolly, Murphy, Chopra.

Total cost - £22m - not including Healy cos i dont know how much he cost but prob £25m overall which is cazy.

Sgoater1 wrote:Fucking hell they nearly have a team of strikers...

Cisse, Diouf, Healy, Jones, Prica, Stokes, Connolly, Murphy, Chopra.

Total cost - £22m - not including Healy cos i dont know how much he cost but prob £25m overall which is cazy.

All of these together won't chalk up as many goals as Torres who cost £25M.

Elf wrote:

Sgoater1 wrote:Fucking hell they nearly have a team of strikers...

Cisse, Diouf, Healy, Jones, Prica, Stokes, Connolly, Murphy, Chopra.

Total cost - £22m - not including Healy cos i dont know how much he cost but prob £25m overall which is cazy.

All of these together won't chalk up as many goals as Torres who cost £25M.

What are you saying? Sunderland should buy Torres, or an equivalent?

Sgoater1 wrote:Fucking hell they nearly have a team of strikers...

Cisse, Diouf, Healy, Jones, Prica, Stokes, Connolly, Murphy, Chopra.

Total cost - £22m - not including Healy cos i dont know how much he cost but prob £25m overall which is cazy.

How many of them do you actually rate?

Cisse didn't set the world alight at Liverpool, yeah he did struggle with injuries (and score against us in the Cup Final the bast*rd! ) but he didn't do a lot did he?

First of all, Diouf is a c*nt.
Good player, but I thought he played out wide rather than a centre forward?

Healy aint particularly good either, if he was he would of got more playing time for the might Fulham.

Jones I do rate, but he aint gonna score bundles for ya is he and he's out for a while aswell, Christmas time aint it?

The less said on Prica better.

Stokes Premier League quality?

Connolly Premier League quality?

Murphy Premier League quality?

I said in another topic that I don't rate Chopra, think Keane was a mug in buying him. Scored a couple of crucial goals last season yeah, but how much was it Sunderland, £5m?! He got released the year before by your rivals.

It's strengthening their sh*t defence that Keane needs to do.

Cisse, Jones and Diouf are the most respectable names there.

Ray Parlour wrote:Cisse, Jones and Diouf are the most respectable names there.

Thats the first time ive ever hear the word respectable and Diouf in the same sentence !

How bad at negotitaion do you have to be to not make a profit selling to Sunderland?

Khadrim wrote:How bad at negotitaion do you have to be to not make a profit selling to Sunderland?

Shocking is right

Luis wrote:What a signing for Healy! a whole football club!

simple but suprisingly funny.

[/quote]All of these together won't chalk up as many goals as Torres who cost £25M.

What are you saying? Sunderland should buy Torres, or an equivalent?[/quote]

Yup well least spend a good £12 - £15M on one rather than one 3 or 4 to lets be honest seond rate.

Granted Cisse is a good player although the value of the loan deal tells me that Roy's taking a gamble, I'm thinking that Cisse and Diouf can be a formiddible partnership, a bit like Cole and Yorke of yester year, with hopefully Jones Linking up with either or both with his extra height.

Back to the original point the clubs which will be battleling with Sunderland have or have recently signed a £10 - £15m rated striker/finisher,

I.e
West Ham - Ashton, Midbro - Alves, Bolt - Elmander, Man City - Jo, New - Owen (When Fit), BB - Santa, Ports - Defoe & Crouch, then include Wigans £18m rated star thou not a striker as such and Spurs have Bent with a potential of Arshavin. All these clubs have someone who I feel, who at a top four club given the opportunity (Unlucky Crouch) can do some damage.

None of these (Diouf, Healy, Jones, Prica, Stokes, Connolly, Murphy, Chopra. ) IMHO are in a class like the players above sorry Sunderland fans.

I just hope Cisse can do the biz, but I'm annoyed that he didn't sign before the Dreamteam season started becuase I'd of bloody had him, cos I know he be rated no more than £3M and I know he has the potential.

What is Cisse's value on todays standards?

$h!t.

Irish are shite at virtually everything, yet Keane spends zillions on them! With Sunderlands money a place at the top 8 should be doable under a normal coach.

You're comparing Sunderland to established premiership clubs, you can't do that. The only club there that they could compete with for a signing is Bolton, and i would say they overspent on Elmander.

Anyway, Sunderland are very happy with their signings, they're convinced they will finish top half. Cisse is better than Martins and Diouf is better than any of our wingers, apparently, lets see if they're right.

Established or not these are the team I'd say Roy wants to compete with the exception of Spurs and possibly Man City.

Elf wrote:Established or not these are the team I'd say Roy wants to compete with the exception of Spurs and possibly Man City.

If that's the case then Roy is deluded.

Kimbo wrote:

Elf wrote:Established or not these are the team I'd say Roy wants to compete with the exception of Spurs and possibly Man City.

If that's the case then Roy is deluded.

Didn't you assure the world with certainty that they would get relegated last season?

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle at the end of the season, I'll videotape myself drilling a hole in my cheekbones and post it on Youtube.

L.r.d wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Elf wrote:Established or not these are the team I'd say Roy wants to compete with the exception of Spurs and possibly Man City.

If that's the case then Roy is deluded.

Didn't you assure the world with certainty that they would get relegated last season?

I underestimated Kenwyne Jones, i didn't realise he would be that good, he kept them up. I'm sure i've gone over this before.

Black Magic wrote:If Sunderland finish above Newcastle at the end of the season, I'll videotape myself drilling a hole in my cheekbones and post it on Youtube.

It'll get removed after 30 seconds

I've always wondered, how do you go about getting a job with one of those Internet companies like Youtube and Google?

Google have (or had) billboards in the US with horrible maths problems on. If you could solve the problem it gave you an internet address to go to submit your CV.

Youtube employees are a bit lower-brow I suspect.

To get hired by Youtube I think you just have to be really good at finding and deleting copyrighted videos.