Pierre's People

We all know if Pierre's obsessions for the bizarre:

Ernesto Chevanton, Kenwyne Jones, Anal beads....

This is the place where we can discuss players that might well make the Pierre grade! Hell, if you fancy it, try even making a XI that Pierre would approve of (expect to be very disappointed though)

My suggestion:

-----------------Kameni-----------------

Chimbonda-Zapata-DeMerit---Vargas

Rodriguez--Ledesma--Bangura--Young

------------Chevanton--Jones-------------

Surely Chevanton would be ahead of Jones?

He loves Rooney and Scholes.

Didn't he find Bramble great once upon a time? or was that Arnaud advocating he should play for England... no it was definately Pierre..

Ray Parlour wrote:Surely Chevanton would be ahead of Jones?

Completely forgot to put him in. He likes Jones more than Adebayor mind

Parks lives wrote:He loves Rooney and Scholes.

More than he loves Bangura and Ledesma?

This is Pierre Parky! He HATES Man Utd. They may well be his favourite players for you but I doubt they'd even make his B-team

It's really weird, he hates Man U but he's quite complimentary about alot of the players - Ferdinand, Evra, Neville, Scholes, Carrick, Rooney.

Glen Johnson.

England's best right back

Ray Parlour wrote:Glen Johnson.

England's best right back

That's one of his best one's. Even when he was giving away a penalty a game, Pierre still thought he was the next Cafu.

He once said that Gago was better than Cesc

LOL the next 'Cafu'

Well I like a lot of Pierre's choices..Samaras would make his team too!

Marlon King too, I think.

Jay Lloyd Samuel

Any random French black player

COTR wrote:Any random French black player

Henry?

Glenn Hysén wrote:Jay Lloyd Samuel

Wasn't that Arnaud?

Talking of Arnaud he was at least right on Heskey, most people laughed at him about that.

Since 1888 wrote:

COTR wrote:Any random French black player

Henry?

Too famous and successful

Bodmer.

Nesta, Pirlo, Totti, Iaquinta?

Thats the sort of $h!t we're after.

Samaras is very good.

I thought we were on about bizarre choices

Who would be the manager of Pierre's team? Zeman?

Indeed, Samaras has proven he knows how to score goals in $h!t leagues

borocooper wrote:Indeed, Samaras has proven he knows how to score goals in $h!t leagues

I think he'd do fine in a league thats just slower than the premiership, he has great technique, enough physique to hold a ball up and get in and amongst defenders.... it was primarily his pace which let him down in the EPL.

His pace and finishing like Hamilton Ricard.

Maybe he'll be better in a few years.

Where is Cris?

Kluivert is hors concours.

"If Kluivert had fulfilled his potential, he would have been the greatest of all time".

What team would Torres make? The F-team?

Flattered Chaps.

Good picks from Bobo.

Can't remember who said it but I've never even mentioned Gago so couldn't have said better than Cesc.

Bramble has been taken out of context I was only talking about 2 footedness and long passing ability.

Samaras isn't partciularly slow FG - but he isn't nasty enough and his finishing is poor.

Glen Johnson - again taken out of context.

I've always acknowledged that he is a poor defender but he is an awesome footballer.

torres would make no team of mine.

Diego Lugano, Bojinov, Van persie and Robinho would have been worth mentions + Bodmer was a good call