Germany humiliate Brazil

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/junioren/startseite/artikel/501169/

The OG was brilliant

has it really come to this?

the goal-keeping in the women's game is utterly HILARIOUS

well worth watching the U-20 World Cup for that alone

Those Banecki twins >>> male German strikers.

Have the German men EVER beaten Brazil (real matches; no friendlies)?

tell me

why are DUTCH women so Cr@p at football ?

are they ALL playing hockey and doing ice-skating ?

De Guzman wrote: Have the German men EVER beaten Brazil (real matches; no friendlies)?

non friendly games (not including east germany):

mundialito in uruguay, 1981:

brazil 4 - 0 germany


confederations cup, 1999:

brazil 4 - 0 germany


world cup, 2002:

brazil 2 - 0 germany


confederations cup, 2005 (in germany):

brazil 3 - 2 germany



all times games (not including east germany):

brazil won 13, drew 5, lost 3.



conclusion:

Germany is Brazil's bitch!!!!


@otto

every time you post something against brazil, I'll post this. an advise: forget Brazil, keep bullying england. it's easier!

Klöwsi RAUS ! wrote:tell me

why are DUTCH women so Cr@p at football ?

are they ALL playing hockey and doing ice-skating ?

because our woman are no construction workers.

At least our men beat Brazil at a major tourney. You never did, lately either you're have a lucky draw or you get knocked out.

the US girls beat N.Korea in the final

Germany are 3rd

the German girls are starting to looking more femine



but can still learn A LOT from the Americans who have quite a few lookers



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@mongrel and guz

Brazil and Italy are indeed our "Angstgegner"

don't let this lead you to the conclusion that either of those countries is BETTER though, for that reason

Holland always get their arse whupped by Portugal and would refuse to concede overall Bordeaux-coloured superiority as a football nation

and Brazil don't know how to play against France

same applies here

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Brazil have often been LUCKY against Germany (in 2002 we played with our B-Team and only lost because of an atypical Kahn howler)

and in 1994 Brazil were VERY LUCKY not to meet Germany at any stage

we would have wiped the floor with you

wahre G

Klöwsi RAUS ! wrote:Holland always get their arse whupped by Portugal and would refuse to concede overall Bordeaux-coloured superiority as a football nation

portugal did not win 5 world cups, or did they?

they didn't reach 7 finals and 10 semis, or did they?

they are not the only country to have participated in all world cups, or are they?

they are not the only country to have won world cups in 4 continents, or are they?

as far as I know, Germany only won in Europe.

Otto, behave yourself, my friend. as I've said, you should choose another country to bully. bullying Brazil regarding football is impossible.

mongrel, you good lad

name me only THREE goosebump World Cup games by Brazil

the kind of games that have you absolutely drained and bathed in sweat after 90 or 120 minutes

that have shaken the foundations of everthing you ever believed in

that had the combined effect of

-being in love
-sex
- being on dope
- being absolutely afraid of your life
- made you believe there was a God , a purpose in life

like

Germany - ITaly in 1970: the World Cup Semi (otherwise known as the greatest match of all time)

or

Germany-France: the thriller of 1982 (the game, after which life would never be the same in France again)

@ mongrel

I need three of those tumble-drier games with Brazil at a World Cup

I promise you, you will NOT find them

Otto, I have too many "goosebump" games watching Corinthians. Being a Corinthains fan, I've learned to lose and to tremble till the last minute.

but Brazil is different. if Brazil was a club, it would have the biggest glory-hunting fanbase in the world. Brazil is a winning team (and maybe that's why I don't love them; I just support them mildly, cause I never felt they were my team, like Corinthians is).

you're right, we didn't have games like Germany-Italy in 1970. when we met that same Italy, we trashed them 4-1 in the final. I mean, when the Brazilian team find their way, they win, and that's it. if they don't, they reach the quarters or the semis or the final playing well enough to be among the best.

before the final in 2002, a reporter asked Völler if he thought Germany could beat Brazil. he said: "Yes, we can. Sometimes the best team loses. If the best team always won, Brazil would have won 13 world cups by now." (it was the 16th world cup... I wonder which world cups he thought Brazil didn't have the best team... probably 1930, 1934 and 1954).

think about it.

mongrel

Italy were totally drained after their 120 minutes against Germany

of course, they had nothing left for Brazil

we FRIED them so that you could eat them

think about it

as for 1994: even Klinsi, who I cannot stand, admitted that it was OUR Cup to lose

2002: no Ballack, no Basler, no Scholl, no Deisler, no ....

most Brazilians are still trembling at the thought of what would have been, had Neuville's ball not merely hit the woodwork



and yes, Brazil would be the neutral's favourite OUTSIDE South-America

I wonder whether them Gauchos share the love of the colour Yellow