Manager Swap: Any suggestions ?

in the spirit of "Wife Swap", I think it could be a good idea to do a "Manager Swap" for one year

some chaps are clearly very able, but merely need a change of scene

others need to fundamentally question the way they work by being confronted with TOTALLY different situations

so this is what I propose

a) Mourinho to WErder + Schaaf to Inter

b) Rutten to Real and Schuster to Schalke

the first one is pretty much self-explanatory

Inter fans are growing restlesss with the Portuguese's loudmouthing bullshit as well as his anti-football; Schaaf is possibly the QUIETEST, HUMBLEST and most attack-minded manager in the world

meanwhile, Werder fans would welcome Mourinho's defensive solidity and winning mentality, both areas which have been Bremen's achillis heel

after one year though, Werder fans would yearn for a return to the old days and throw rose petals in front of good old Roland in anticipation of Schaaf's return and Inter fans would just be fed up with Schaaf's boring personality, appreciate his attacking football , but HATE losing against nobodies from Cyprus

both Mourinho and Schaaf would return CHANGED men as well

NOTHING would be the same as before

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as for a Schuster-Rutten swap

Real are in the business of stocking up on mediocre Dutchies, and Rutten would fit in perfectly

Rutten is to mangement what Sneijder and Drenthe are to players

Schuster will never get into the minds of those overhyped Dutch heads

meanwhile, Schalke love drama like no other club in Germany

Schuster could be the overdose that the Gelsenkirchener need and shock the club board into humility and a yearning for boredom

after one year, Rutten would be embraced as a much needed antidote to Schuster's petulance and Real would beg Schuster to come back , having realised that there is such a thing as "too many Dutchies at one club"

this might just about work

think about it

Wenger - Ancelotti. Wenger will learn to work with older players and bring some new blood at Milan. Ancelotti will get to work with players that are not his age and bring some experience to Arsenal.

Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Schuster <--> SGE

Torrente wrote:Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

That is hilarious!

Torrente wrote:Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Brilliant
Hiddink<->Shuster
I like everything about Hiddink. he is a brilliant coach and has shown several times he can make teams play good football. now for personal reasons i would also like Laudrup but if i had to do what was best for the club from an objective point of view i can't think of any that would be better suited to the club.

Torrente wrote:Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Genius

Torrente wrote:Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Torrente wrote:Wouldn't Wenger commit suicide due to the lack of teenagers in Milan?

I would feel very sorry for Pato if Wenger were to coach Milan. He's the only kid at Milan so Wenger would be harassing him all day. I can only imagine all the messages Wenger would leave in his answering machine.

"Yes Pato, I just rented 'Sleepless in Seatle' and I had nobody to watch it with..."

"Hello Pato, you haven't answered the other 40 messages I left in your machine so I wanted to make sure you were OK..."

"Hi Pato, I was in the shower and I thought I heard the phone ring, so I was just checking if maybe it was you calling me back..."

"Pato, I just heard about this new movie theater that shows erotic films that opened downtown. There's this new movie out which is a remake of Kubrick's Lolita, only that with a young boy instead of a girl..."

"Hey Pato, have you ever read 'Death in Venice'? I was just reading it and I don't know why but it got me thinking about us"

"Hey Pato, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

But on a serious note Pato isnt the only youth talent Milan got , quite interested in Paloschi.

Reunited with Flamini & Senderos as well.

he will call back Paloschi immediatley and keep one on his left and the other on his right, so each time he turns his head, he feels a little tingle.

Aad de Mos is looking for a new club. This experienced MTF-er already won the UEFA Cup winners Cup & the UEFA Super Cup & gets any team going for a while.

For potential swingers: this is the paradise, where you'll be going to to be national team manager (perfect spot to lay low for a while & recharge batteries):



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