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Not since Genghis kahn has the world witnessed such complete and total destruction by a single mortal. Hi guys I just came back from the celebration of my victory over bremen whose presence was completely shadowed by my utter ruthless domination from start to finish. Once again, even with polio in my legs and being at only 10% of fitness due to a long night of drinking and partying, I was able to tear through the werder defense with a series of resplendent runs causing much injuries and pain(both physically and emotionally speaking of course). I could see the tears welling up in my opponents eyes in slow motion ruing the day they were born as I blew past them with ease. For the rest of bundesliga, marin and ozil might seem like great players but in fact look like clueless peons laboring languidly under the hot sun when juxtaposed to the great Arjen.
