Vuvuzela Jubilani Conspiracy

There's been a lot of talk in and out of the media regarding both the jubilani and the vuvuzela. Mostly negative, but almost all of it focussing on one or the other.

Let me tell you my friends, before Puro brings it to your attention, that there is a conspiracy at work here.

The people of South Africa are attempting to manipulate the world cup by altering the flight of the jubilani with their vuvuzelas!

You heard it here first.