Transfer deadline day 2011 - closes 23:00 BST

It's that time of the year again where players will go off on their holidays and forget about football for a few weeks. Many will return to prepare for next season, some will return and be told they will not be playing again for that club in the coming season.

I imaine in some clubs the manager will be a bit like David Brent



"You're not gonna lose your job, you're not gonna lose your job...*stops at Poulsen and moves on to the next player*...you're not gonna lose your job."

So:

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?
2)Who do you want to see leave your club?
3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?
4)Who do you think will leave your club?
5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

£50 mil.

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Poulsen, Jovanovic, Konchesky, Joe Cole, Kyrgiakos, Ngog (loan), Carragher.

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

Mata, N'Zogbia, Gary Cahill, Coentrao, Walters.

4)Who do you think will leave your club?

All of the above stated but not Carragher and I imagine Aurelio will leave as well. Aquilani may not come back which is leaving I suppose. Insua could also be shown the door by kenny.

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

Ashley Young Jose Enrique, Charlie Adam. Not sure who else yet, hoping we can make a big transfer like Suarez was, i.e. the A category of players.

Walters?

I'll answer your questions Lewis.


What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?
Pssh

Who do you want to see leave your club?
Alan Smith
Ryan Taylor
Sol Campbell
James Perch
Wayne Routledge

Who do you want to see your club bring in?
Gervinho
Charles N'Zogbia
Demba Ba
Daniel Sturridge
Niko Kranjcar
Cheikh M’Bengue

I could name loads, i'm not that fussy.

Who do you think will leave your club?
Jose Enrique
Sol Campbell
Wayne Routledge

Who do you think your club will bring in?
Cheikh M’Bengue
Charles N'Zogbia
Sylvain Marveaux
Mehdi Abeid(cos we just did sign him)

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?
Maybe 15-20m net? Expect to be making 20m or so on sales & clear a number of high-wage players.

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?
Heskey, Carew, Dunne, Warnock, Beye, Pires, Ireland

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?
I'm sticking on the cautious side here (i.e. realistic signings from PL).
Defence needs the most work. I'd be looking at people like Samba, Onouha, Walker (permanent), Tomkins.
New keeper: Foster?
A.Young replacement: N'Zogbia?
Midfield reinforcement: Mulumbu?

4)Who do you think will leave your club?
Contract up: Reo-Coker, Pires, Friedel, Osbourne, Salifou, Carew + Walker & Bradley (loans end)
Sold: A.Young, Dunne, Warnock, Beye, Cuellar, Guzan, Ireland, Heskey

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?
Various players from the French league I've never seen play + Green/Foster.

debaser wrote:
Contract up: Reo-Coker
Sold: Ireland

Oh god, i bet we sign these two.

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

£50m net

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Poulsen, Jovanovic, Konchesky, Cole, Kyrgiakos, Jones, Degen

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

José Enrique, Leighton Buzzard, Gary Cahill, Ashley Young, Jermaine Defoe, Nani, Messi, Gourcuff, Zhirkov, Anyukov, Guardado, Manucho, Cavani, Flamini, Borowski, Tuncay, Shawcross, Nani, Pato, Ronaldo, Maradona, Mido, Dido, Bebe, Torres, Diouf, Friedel, Jonathan Wilkes, Hattie Jacques, Scooby Doo, Colo Colo, Germany Under 19s, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Thaksin Shinawatra ans Charlie Adam.

4)Who do you think will leave your club?

most of the players I want to leave, plus perhaps Gerrard.

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

I think Dalglish will largely sign Brits or British based players, who knows who Comolli has up his sleave, El Hamdaoui? Bryan Roy?

Kimbo wrote:

debaser wrote:
Contract up: Reo-Coker
Sold: Ireland

Oh god, i bet we sign these two.

Would've thought Ireland's injury-ridden loan spell would put your club off signing him?

I like Reo-Coker. I'd be happy if he signs new contract, been one of our most consistent players this year.

Glenneth Paltrow wrote:1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

£50m net

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Poulsen, Jovanovic, Konchesky, Cole, Kyrgiakos, Jones, Degen

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

José Enrique, Leighton Buzzard, Gary Cahill, Ashley Young, Jermaine Defoe, Nani, Messi, Gourcuff, Zhirkov, Anyukov, Guardado, Manucho, Cavani, Flamini, Borowski, Tuncay, Shawcross, Nani, Pato, Ronaldo, Maradona, Mido, Dido, Bebe, Torres, Diouf, Friedel, Jonathan Wilkes, Hattie Jacques, Scooby Doo, Colo Colo, Germany Under 19s, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Thaksin Shinawatra ans Charlie Adam.

4)Who do you think will leave your club?

most of the players I want to leave, plus perhaps Gerrard.

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

I think Dalglish will largely sign Brits or British based players, who knows who Comolli has up his sleave, El Hamdaoui? Bryan Roy?

Superb mid-90s dutch reference!

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

£45 mil.

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Poulsen, Jovanovic, Konchesky, Joe Cole.

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

Mata, Gary Cahill, John Arne Riise, Charlie Adam

4)Who do you think will leave your club?

Poulsen, Jova, Knochesky, Joe Cole, Insua

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

Jose Enrique, Charlie Adam, I'll beg for Mata

1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

0 net + what we will earn through sales

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Bilyaletdinov, Howard, Yobo, Saha (if Turkish teams are still willing to pay decent money for him)

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

There is too many players I like, most of them are unrealistic. Since last year I wanted Nolito, but heard he's off to Benfica. David Vaughan would be a quality player signed for free.

4)Who do you think will leave your club?

Bilyaletdinov, Yobo, Yakubu, Heitinga. Hoping for around 15-20m pounds for them. You also can't rule out Fellaini or Rodwell leaving.

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

Have no idea, as there is no legitimate looking rumours regarding players for Everton.

[quote="Luis"]1)What budget do you expect your club to be working on this summer?

£30 mil

2)Who do you want to see leave your club?

Denilson,,Rosicky,Almunia,Squillaci,Bendtner,Clichy

3)Who do you want to see your club bring in?

Sime Vrsaljko,Jan Vertonghen,Scott Parker,Eden Hazard,Gary Cahill

4)Who do you think will leave your club?
Denilson,Almunia,Bendtner,Rosicky,Clichy

5)Who do you think your club will bring in?

kevin Gameiro,Phil Jones Or Gary Cahill or Samba,Alvarez,

christmasborocooper wrote:Walters?

Yes. Better than Ngog, hard-working, brilliant touch and can score goals + is a Liverpool fan and from the area. Not essential but as a 3rd choice striker I wouldn't say no

Are we talking about the Stoke player here?

Kimbo wrote:Are we talking about the Stoke player here?

Yep. Been one of Stoke's key performers this season and as I've said he'd an improvement on what we have on the bench. We're not even linked to him but Can't think of many other 3rd/4th choice strikers who have proven themselves already in the Premier League we could snap up.

Shut the fuck up.

Time of the month? If you have nothing constructive to say fuck off you miserable geordie scumbag.

Alright, I'll be constructive sweetie. Walters is a bag of bollocks and you only want him because he is a scouse Pool fan. Comprendez?

What a complete idiot you are. If he played for Newcastle you'd be starting a 'who's better, Walters or Crouch?' thread. I know you only watch Newcastle but your ignorance on this one is laughable.

Luis wrote:What a complete idiot you are. If he played for Newcastle you'd be starting a 'who's better, Walters or Crouch?' thread. I know you only watch Newcastle but your ignorance on this one is laughable.

Err no, I'd be asking where all the goals are. He scored the same amount as Lovenkrands in 11 more games, and the same amount as Best in 25 more games. Seriously, Leon Best >>> Walters.

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:What a complete idiot you are. If he played for Newcastle you'd be starting a 'who's better, Walters or Crouch?' thread. I know you only watch Newcastle but your ignorance on this one is laughable.

Err no, I'd be asking where all the goals are. He scored the same amount as Lovenkrands in 11 more games, and the same amount as Best in 25 more games. Seriously, Leon Best >>> Walters.

He's often deployed in a deep role by Stoke, that's why. He's still better than Ngog as someone to come on keep the ball and lead the line even at times. I'm not that fussed really, was going to put Forlan origionally but then I thought about his wages and baggage that comes with.

Anyway, what happened to you being as good as us this season? And did Roy leave you 'literally in awe' at the weekend when your lot crumbled like fucking rhubarb?

You spent £60m on strikers, our strikeforce cost £2m. Stop showing off.

Kimbo wrote:You spent £60m on strikers, our strikeforce cost £2m. Stop showing off.

You had a 35 million pound striker at your disposal for more games than we did

That's your lots fault for not keeping him fit. I hear Pool fans are already getting on his back, for messing up your style of play or some nonsense.

Just finished my first season with the teams in their new leagues. Finished 1st in Championship, Burnley and Leicester promoted as well, though all 3 teams that went up in our places were relegated, plus managed to win the League Cup, due to mostly playing weak opponents, though beat Blackburn in the Final 5-3, and Blackburn finished the season all the way up in 3rd some how. Before starting I had released all the internationals on frees and brought in mostly English players.

what?

Walters A Liverpool player if ever I saw one.

Di Caniooooo! wrote:Just finished my first season with the teams in their new leagues. Finished 1st in Championship, Burnley and Leicester promoted as well, though all 3 teams that went up in our places were relegated, plus managed to win the League Cup, due to mostly playing weak opponents, though beat Blackburn in the Final 5-3, and Blackburn finished the season all the way up in 3rd some how. Before starting I had released all the internationals on frees and brought in mostly English players.

christmasborocooper wrote:Walters A Liverpool player if ever I saw one.

Yeah let's spunk 10-15 mil on a 3rd/4th choice striker instead. If we're looking for someone to replace Ngog on the bench then I wouldn't want us to spend over 5 million on him, Walters could be signed for that. If not I'll take a gamble on Ba.

Walters or Ba, Walters or Ba, Walters or Ba. Buy Walters or take the "gamble". Tough choice.