Premier League Fixtures 1/2/3 November 2014

01 Nov 12:45 Newcastle v Liverpool
01 Nov 15:00 Arsenal v Burnley
01 Nov 15:00 Chelsea v QPR
01 Nov 15:00 Everton v Swansea
01 Nov 15:00 Hull v Southampton
01 Nov 15:00 Leicester v West Brom
01 Nov 15:00 Stoke v West Ham
02 Nov 13:30 Man City v Man Utd
02 Nov 16:00 Aston Villa v Spurs
03 Nov 20:00 Crystal Palace v Sunderland

Kimmy vs Luis usually ends in Luis laughing such as when Borini scored in a demolition of the magpies.

But I reckon we might lose this one - Pardew turning it all around lately.

Pressure on the Toon.

Luis wrote:Kimmy vs Luis usually ends in Luis laughing such as when Borini scored in a demolition of the magpies.

But I reckon we might lose this one - Pardew turning it all around lately.

Pressure on the Toon.

A jammy win against Leicester, beating "WEAK" Spurs who should have been out of sight at half time, and a league cup win, isn't turning it around. We did the same thing this time last year, got a few jammy results in a row, then we got arse raped for the rest of the season. Anyway, i've heard a few people questioning Brenton, maybe you'll get to sing YNWA at Pards in the future.

#RodgersOut ‏@RodgersOutClub
If only Rodgers had replaced Suarez like he replaced his wife. We'd be top of the league now.

Brilliant, some United or Everton fans have made a Rodgersout account or some very deluded bitter Liverpool 'fan'. You can't stop morons I'm afraid.

Considering we no longer have Suarez and Sturridge has missed pretty much the whole season we're not actually doing too badly results wise - a few points behind Man City, carling cup quarters, still in with a chance of qualifying in Europe. And we've been absolutely shite performance wise for pretty much every game bar 2.

I'm hoping we can put in some sort of performance tomorrow though - it's depressing watching turd football when we were sexy as fuck last season.

Hoping we go with:

Mignolet

Manquillo
Toure
Lovren
Moreno

Henderson
Can
Allen

Sterling
Lallana
Coutinho

I'm living in a dream world I guess as we all know Gerrard will start.

I'd love to see that midfield though and Lallana has to be starting games, he's got genuine class.

Kolo is a laughable figure but him and Lovren actually looked a good partnership the other night against a physical Swansea front line. Skrtel and Lovren is so shambolic that Kolo can't be any worse.

Balotelli should only start if we play two up top but I can't justify Lambert starting as he's looked utter shite so far. Borini might get a chance - he at least looked assed and did ok in midweek but as a finisher he's no way near good enough.

We will see.

 
omg HHH is so fuckin hot.

You're right, he is so fuckin hot.... I have a purely platonic & heterosexual boner right now

Fey wrote: #RodgersOut ‏@RodgersOutClub
If only Rodgers had replaced Suarez like he replaced his wife. We'd be top of the league now.

He's even better at replacing his teeth.

Ballotelli as a lone striker again

I'm a bit conflicted, I want Newcastle down so Pardew is sacked, but a Liverpool win would see them go above us.

Obertan just blew his thigh muscle, ouch.

If Pardew ever get the sack they will replace him with Moyes for sure..

Liverpool are quite shit upfront tbh

Garbage. Sort it out Brendan.

Ayoze > Balotelli

This Newcastle Liverpool game is one of those where the initial slow start and mediocrity spreads through both teams to the point neither lpoks capable of stringing anything remotely coherent together. Hasnt really been a chance of note this second half. Odd game as both you can tell are capable of better. Still, Brendan's whitened smile looks good on my 60incher in HD. Silver linings.

Good lay-off from Moreno.

And now Newcastle score.

Utterly comical defending from Liverpool.

Pardew for England?

Good grief should have been two.

Kimmy, do you still enjoy Newcastle winning games, or are you so disgruntled with Alan that every victory is tainted by the prospect of him seeing out his 8 year term? Its been a might fine week for you so far (assuming this score remains the same. Which it should as Liverpool look clueless upfront)

Isco Benny wrote:And now Newcastle score.

Utterly comical defending from Liverpool.

Pardew for England?

We've been over this before, but would you take him at Spurs when Pochettino gets binned? Fans of other clubs are always supporting him but none of them would want him at their club. Confounding.

Isco Benny wrote:Good grief should have been two.

Kimmy, do you still enjoy Newcastle winning games, or are you so disgruntled with Alan that every victory is tainted by the prospect of him seeing out his 8 year term? Its been a might fine week for you so far (assuming this score remains the same. Which it should as Liverpool look clueless upfront)

It's nice to beat Liverpool, but yes I know this little run of wins will secure his job, we've seen it before. We can get raped for 6 months, but as long as we won a few games in a row at one stage that is proof he knows what he's doing apparently.

Liverpool getting cut apart at will now. There is an obvious rot at that club right now particularly defensively. Last season their attack was good enough to mask the deficiency. This year its getting exposed more often than Fey's mum at a rotterdam strip club.

They're so vulnerable to little give and goes and a bit of pace, basic stuff. Liverpool are shite, and Balotelli is a donkey.

Kimbo wrote:

Isco Benny wrote:And now Newcastle score.

Utterly comical defending from Liverpool.

Pardew for England?

We've been over this before, but would you take him at Spurs when Pochettino gets binned? Fans of other clubs are always supporting him but none of them would want him at their club. Confounding.

I was being sarcastic. I know Pards isnt very good.

Isco Benny wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Isco Benny wrote:And now Newcastle score.

Utterly comical defending from Liverpool.

Pardew for England?

We've been over this before, but would you take him at Spurs when Pochettino gets binned? Fans of other clubs are always supporting him but none of them would want him at their club. Confounding.

I was being sarcastic. I know Pards isnt very good.

I know but we hear it all the time.

Abeid MOTM, one that Pardew wanted rid of.

Rodgers Ruined Reds and here's why:

1. He builds the team around Gerrard.
2. Because of that, he doesn't know his best formation let alone strongest XI.

You all just witnessed a bizarre play where Balotelli (poor guy!) was in the area of the pitch where Moreno usually is and delivered a cross into the box where Moreno (playing the role of Balotelli) just missed striking the ball properly. The team is so out of whack! Nobody knows what the fuck they're supposed to do.

A team may experience bad luck through injuries (Arsenal) but a team should never be out of whack like Liverpool are this year. Yes, Suárez is that good for camouflaging all of Rodgers' shortcomings as a manager. Rodgers ruining a lot of good talent too: Coutinho, Sakho, Lovren, Moreno, Lallana and on and on.

Losing against Newcastle was the last straw, a strong message Rodgers has lost the team completely!

We must bring Benítez back ASAP!

Balotelli is just a really gutless player, he's 6'2 but allowed himself to be bullied by an ageing Coloccini.

Rodgers had a shitter of a transfer window, pretty much all of them look like flops at the moment.

Pardew

Not sacking managers when clueless fans demand it

Kimbo wrote:Balotelli is just a really gutless player, he's 6'2 but allowed himself to be bullied by an ageing Coloccini.

This is actually very true. I know he's injured, but actually Sakho is very similar - looks strong as hell, but doesn't hold his ground aften enough.

But maybe I should shut up cause Distin also could be better in this aspect, but at least he has above average pace to cover some of his mistakes.

Everton - Swansea should be a good match, unfortunately:

1) I am working

2) I will have to watch Chelsea-Qpr for my work

Now we all remember how everyone wanted Moyes NOT sacked at Man Utd, right!

Well now every Everton fan who has suffered through all these years DO NOT want Rodgers sacked for the same reasons. They want a shite Liverpool! "Long live Rodgers" they say.

Kimbo wrote:Balotelli is just a really gutless player, he's 6'2 but allowed himself to be bullied by an ageing Coloccini.

Rodgers had a shitter of a transfer window, pretty much all of them look like flops at the moment.

One or even two players may not be Rodgers' fault but every single one of them looked a thousand times better with their previous managers - all of them.

Rodgers has lost the team. Only Everton fans want Rodgers to remain fucking up the team.

Newcastle fans should know Liverpool's lost completely as a team when they beat the Reds like that.

stinger wrote:Pardew

Not sacking managers when clueless fans demand it

If you look at our form overall in 2014 and beyond it is still terrible. Amazing how fickle people are to be turned around by a couple of decent results.