The FA Cup

This is why no one cares anymore, there's no fucking coverage.

come on Blyth! 2-0 up vs Birmingham

Nope

PARDEW OUT!!!!

Fey wrote:PARDEW OUT!!!!

His pet monkey is continuing his cup form. If Carver was getting results that would be a worry though.

Newcastle's cunning plan to get knocked out in the first round has worked again

Newcastle results without Pardew so far:

W:0
D:0
L: 1

Luis wrote:Newcastle results without Pardew so far:

W:0
D:0
L: 1

Actually it's 1 draw against Burnley and 1 early cup exit, so nothing has changed yet. We need rid of his henchmen though, no one has said John Carver is a good replacement.

JOHN CARVER OUT

Fey wrote:JOHN CARVER OUT

Alan Pardew
John Carver
Steve Stone
Andy Woodman

That's the list. Pardew apparently wanted to take Woodman to Palace but we wouldn't let him.

Tiote is not on that list, interesting...

Fey wrote:Tiote is not on that list, interesting...

I could make a list of players for you dear.

Elliot
Alnwick
Williamson
S Taylor
R Taylor
Santon
Colback
Tiote
Gouffran
Obertan
Riviere

Tiote makes the list!!!!

Siem doesnt make your list? He will never be fit again.

Fey wrote:Siem doesnt make your list? He will never be fit again.

He can go aswell, i'm not sure where he's supposed to play anyway.

I thought that was the favourites list for next manager then for a minute - has word gone quiet on Coloccini taking the mantle?

Luis wrote:I thought that was the favourites list for next manager then for a minute - has word gone quiet on Coloccini taking the mantle?

We've had atleast 6 favourites since then Lulu. I didn't really understand why Sky mentioned Coloccini, then Neville and the monkey taking it seriously, I just shrugged because it was clearly made up bollocks.

Currently Ketsbaia and Carver are publicly begging for it, Carver can fuck right off, I would honestly rather have Colo. Remi Garde seems to be number 1 at the moment, just ahead of Sherwood , that's a new one.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/temuri-ketsbaia-wants-newcastle-united-8379286

Actually Carragher openly laughed in Ed Chamberlain's face when he said about Coloccini.

What do you have against this Carver fella Kimmy? I think it strange how you can hate an assistant so much...or is he a coach or something?

Moysey must be kicking himself now - he'd have loved managing a mid table side with a limited budget - right up his street.

Luis wrote:Actually Carragher openly laughed in Ed Chamberlain's face when he said about Coloccini.

What do you have against this Carver fella Kimmy? I think it strange how you can hate an assistant so much...or is he a coach or something?

Moysey must be kicking himself now - he'd have loved managing a mid table side with a limited budget - right up his street.

But it's only funny if you think it's serious.

Carver behaved like Pardew's guard dog, he(along with Woodman) would get involved with the opposition bench, and before a game he tried to fight a fan for having a Pardew out banner or some shit.

He also fought Craig Bellamy in an airport under Bobby Robson and went after Callum McManaman after the Haidara tackle, they might be plus points but it still makes him look like an idiot.

I want all trace of Pardew gone and that includes his mates and the jizz marks from his mirror.

He also looks like a character from Benidorm.

Palace 3-0

Pardew looks like he's in his element now😎

Playing Dover? I think you're probably right.

Palace games with Pardew:

W: 1
D : 0
L: 0

You could still have him at Liverpool, Rodgers won't last more than another year.

Ohhh, I totally forget we are still in the Budweiser Getorade FA cup sponsored by EON. 

Yeovill away, thats never easy.

Kimbo wrote:You could still have him at Liverpool, Rodgers won't last more than another year.

Based on what? We have a chance of winning 3 trophies still and are 6 points off 4th (which is Southampton) with 18 games to play and Sturridge to return soon.

Not too bad considering we lost Suarez and Sturridge pretty much all of this season. It's like United being without Rooney and Di Maria for the whole season - they'd probably be about 9th.

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:You could still have him at Liverpool, Rodgers won't last more than another year.

Based on what? We have a chance of winning 3 trophies still and are 6 points off 4th (which is Southampton) with 18 games to play and Sturridge to return soon.

Not too bad considering we lost Suarez and Sturridge pretty much all of this season. It's like United being without Rooney and Di Maria for the whole season - they'd probably be about 9th.

Well you've changed your fucking tune, you were preparing a noose a couple of weeks ago. And it's not like Man U losing Rooney and Di Maria as they are both Man U players, you sold Suarez and spent £120m. You sound like Pardew whinging endlessly about Cabaye going.

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:You could still have him at Liverpool, Rodgers won't last more than another year.

Based on what? We have a chance of winning 3 trophies still and are 6 points off 4th (which is Southampton) with 18 games to play and Sturridge to return soon.

Not too bad considering we lost Suarez and Sturridge pretty much all of this season. It's like United being without Rooney and Di Maria for the whole season - they'd probably be about 9th.

Well you've changed your fucking tune, you were preparing a noose a couple of weeks ago. And it's not like Man U losing Rooney and Di Maria as they are both Man U players, you sold Suarez and spent £120m. You sound like Pardew whinging endlessly about Cabaye going.

Was I? Find me a post of mine where I said I wanted Brendan to go?

Suarez and Sturridge were pretty much everything great about us last season (along with Sterling) I don't really think any manager in the world could get us to maintain our brilliance without those 2. The signings we made were largely disappointing but some of them are coming good now - Lallana, Moreno, Manquillo and Can all look good buys and have potential.

I fail to believe Rodgers only tried to buy Balotelli to replace Suarez - he's no an idiot.

Defensively though Rodgers needs to up his game big time - the goalkeeping situation is a disgrace.

Still though - the fan base is largely behind him and he will certainly be here for the foreseeable future.

I never said you wanted Brenton to go, but you were phenomenally pessimistic.

Kimbo wrote:I never said you wanted Brenton to go, but you were phenomenally pessimistic.

There's a difference between venting your anger in the moment of losing matches and wanting a manager to go. I'd be an idiot if I believed Rodgers is doing everything right - he's making a lot of mistakes this season but we were brilliant last season and over the last few weeks we've been brilliant again in certain games. When he gets it right we play sublime football. That's all we want as fans, great football and obviously results - I believe they will come in time once we get Sturridge back and sign a new keeper.

This season has been disappointing but you simply can't be as good as you were when you lose your two best players from the previous season.

No chances created vs Yeovil yet..this team...again no silverware this season