Nightmare XI

Whos the worst possible shower you could form for your team over the last decade?


GK.Van der Sar (the fact he ended up going to fulham says alot)
RB.Mirkovic
CB.Zebina (I'll play him CB so he can be even worse)
CB.Lagrottaglie (so-far at least)
LB.Athirson
RM. Can't think of one
CM.Oliseh
CM.vieira
LM.henry
F.Zalayeta (bit unfair, scored some crucial goals, a donkey though)
F.Salas (unlucky with injuries, but a big let-down cos he was so talented)

isn't it Legrottaglie?

Arsenal:

----------------Shaaban-----------

??????--Stephanovs--Cygan-----Volz

Wreh---Grimandi*---?????---Boa Morte

----------Suker----Jeffers-----------

* Grimandi was a legend though

Yes

And also Henry played 11 games for you as a left winger and scored 4 goals. How is that bad?

If he had played a full season of 33 games say, that would equate to 12 goals from the WING

I don't get all this Henry bashing

When was Glen Helder about, he was comedy?

He scored 2 goals in one game vs lazio. He is one of the worst players to have played in the balack and whites, if you saw him you'd know he more than deserves his place in the nightmare team.

I think you're just comparing him to how good he could have been. In all honesty you MUST have had someone worse than that play left wing in the last ten years....

No way, he was awful. Hence why he was shipped out after so few games, regardless of whats he's done since, he was that bad.

He wasn't 'shipped out' though - that implies that you sold him for virtually nothing, which £10m is certainly not.

Exactly, we bit your hands off when we recieved the offer, couldn't believe our luck.

Glen Helder, when?

Glenn Helder I forgot but he'd make the squad for sure.

You bit our hands off but I think we got the better deal

We've not done too bad without him have we?

recents events ignored

-------------------------Karelse-------------------------

Pistone--Marcelino--Bramble--Boumsong--Babayaro

Gavilan----------Jenas----------Faye----------Bassedas

-----------------------Guivarc'h--------------------------

We have a winner.

@ waft

- difficult to comment really, but in the CL you were good.

@ Kimbo

You could play a team of 11 defenders

Kimbo wrote:-------------------------Karelse-------------------------

Pistone--Marcelino--Bramble--Boumsong--Babayaro

Gavilan----------Jenas----------Faye----------Bassedas

-----------------------Guivarc'h--------------------------

We have a winner.

Bitchy Kimbo.

JJ had at lesast one very good season for you lot. Hugo Viana however...

Hugo wasn't given a fair go like Jenas, one decent season where he showed promise but it's been downhill since then.

Lee Bowyer > Jermaine Jenas.

Kimbo wrote:-------------------------Karelse-------------------------

Pistone--Marcelino--Bramble--Boumsong--Babayaro

Gavilan----------Jenas----------Faye----------Bassedas

-----------------------Guivarc'h--------------------------

We have a winner.

I love the way your Newcastle dream teams are 2-4-4 and your nightmare team is 5-4-1. Instructive!

I could have had more defenders, trust me. Dumas, Goma, Domi, and O'Brien were rubbish, not to mention Carr.

-------------------- Taibi

O'Shea ---- Blanc --- Silvestre --- ??????

Miller --- Kleberson -- Djemba X2 -- Greening

------------ Bellion ----- Forlan

Can't think of a left back because we've had Irwin and Heinze in that time who have both been superb and I've got Silvestre centre back, where he's at his worst.

Feel sorry for Forlan but we've had some good strikers and he's probably the worst of the bunch after Bellion.

-----------------------------------------*----------------------------------------
Young-----------------Vega------------------Doherty------------------Thatcher
Dominguez-----------Brown-----------------Clemence---------------Dozell
-----------------------Iversen-----------------Postiga.

* Haven't really had any bad 'keepers.

There must be worse than O'Shea

Double Djemba

Put David May in the middle Parky and Silvestre as LB.

waft the hapless youth wrote:There must be worse than O'Shea

Double Djemba

Seriously I can't think of many worse defenders we've had in the last say 10 years worse than O'Shea, he had one good season and then two shocking one's.

BilalShah wrote:Put David May in the middle Parky and Silvestre as LB.

But Silvestre is a good left back. He's just a poor centre back.

Hmmmmmmmm , you are right.

Real Madrid Nightmare XI:

-----------------Cesar Sanchez

Minambres---Julio Cesar---Campo---Dorado

Ognjenovic---F.Conceicao---Celades---Baljic

------------------Anelka---Munitis

Here, I'll have a go at Barça as well

------------------Rustu/Enke/Dutruel

Gabri-----Christanval-----Dehu-----Bogarde

Geovanny---Rochemback---Gerard---Ciric

--------------Maxi Lopez---Alfonso

you forgot Quaresma, Petit..

I know but you had so many crap players from 1999-2003, it was hard to select.