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TalkSport: Chelsea have called for a news conference at 5pm today.

What could it be about?

1) Fatboy Frank:

2) Drogba

3) the signed Gene Hackman instead of Big Phil by mistake, and now they are truly the "Enemy of the state".

robin-ho

Giovani Dos Spurs wrote:3) the signed Gene Hackman instead of Big Phil by mistake, and now they are truly the "Enemy of the state".

Got to be Robinho or Kaka. Though with Robinho you wonder if a press conference is worth it.

kenyon leaving?

Abramovich declared bankrupt.

Maybe they're going to present a new plan to be financially self-sufficient and make a profit....by 2050

They've signed Berbatov

Oooh! Maybe Abramovich plans to get the best out of Shevchenko by making a £20m double swoop for Rebrov and Voronin

Hardman John Terry will do Roman a favour by going to South Ossetia and single-handidly sorting out those upstart Georgians.

I just had talksport on for about 5 minutes..they have a hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious bit going at the moment. What will the exclusive be?

The best answer yet, apparently..Kenyon to unveil a new wig.

Madcap guys.

borocooper wrote:I just had talksport on for about 5 minutes..they have a hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious bit going at the moment. What will the exclusive be?

The best answer yet, apparently..Kenyon to unveil a new wig.

Madcap guys.

New contract for Lampard.

What a $h!t reason that would be.

Chelsea have sealed a £26m deal for outgoing Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov.

That would really rub our face in it.

You'd like that wouldnt you.

New Chelsea stadium?

Will probably be a new contract for Lampard

Chelsea signing Berbatov would be highly amusing, I have to say. One big club hijacking another big club, even though they don't really need the guy...just Abramovich throwing his cash around as a statement of intent.

And it would be the 2nd time debaser would be right when the rest of us haven't a clue (Keane to Liverpool)

Anyway, let's see what it is. I'm leaning towards it being an announcement of both Lampard and Drogba extending their contracts.

could be berbatov, and drogba might be leaving to inter

or lampard to inter?

Tomorrow's tabloid headlines:

Pat Lampard re-awakens as son Frank signs for life.

New pie shop opening at stamford bridge? as part of lampard's contract negotiation

Greggs*

110% wrote:New pie shop opening at stamford bridge? as part of lampard's contract negotiation

I bet you were cracking yourself up when you wrote that

TM wrote:Greggs*

stop, I think that my sides are going to split

Sorry.

Glenn Hysén wrote:

110% wrote:New pie shop opening at stamford bridge? as part of lampard's contract negotiation

I bet you were cracking yourself up when you wrote that

not really but I wasn't cracking up over any of them

i like to include an emoticon or two when I'm really going for it

Gerrard to Chelsea?

Abramovich has been sent to Siberia by Putin and Chelsea are bankrupt.

Sky Sports News are claiming that they overheard the Chelsea chairman (?) Bruce Buck talking to some fans, and cryptically put Kaka's name forward when the fans were questioning him. Probably just SSN making stuff up though.

V unlikely.