Premier League 3/4 October 2015

Saturday 03/10

Crystal Palace v West Brom 13.45
Aston Villa v Stoke 15.00
Bournemouth v Watford 15.00
Man City v Newcastle 15.00
Norwich v Leicester 15.00
Sunderland v West Ham 15.00
Chelsea v Southampton 17.45

Sunday 04/10

Everton v Liverpool 13.30
Arsenal v Man Utd 16.00
Swansea v Tottenham 16.00

Saturday 03/10

Crystal Palace v West Brom 13.45 2-1
Aston Villa v Stoke 15.00 1-0
Bournemouth v Watford 15.00 1-1
Man City v Newcastle 15.00 2-0
Norwich v Leicester 15.00 2-1
Sunderland v West Ham 15.00 0-3
Chelsea v Southampton 17.45 2-0

Sunday 04/10

Everton v Liverpool 13.30 2-1
Arsenal v Man Utd 16.00 0-0
Swansea v Tottenham 16.00 1-1

Pardew continues to continue to impress.

Luis wrote:Pardew continues to continue to impress.

Pards for Liverpool?

We must win today as they are without Wilson & Gradel and I think QSF will be under some pressure from fans already if we lose.

Amazing how many people think that top 4 are doing badly in Europe because the Premier league is great rather than just top 4 have all got much worse.

Same people who were wanking over S'oton last season will be doing the same over Palace but they're both shit.

Mitrovic is going to be a big player. Man City look so weak defensively, we should be more than 1 up.

Newcastle AND Sunderland winning. This would never happen in La Liga.

Hate losing to Palace and Bournemouth almost as much as Luton and there is no player I hate conceding to as much as Glenn fucking Murray.

Nice one Quique.

I know there were some pretty awful strikers scoring in Serie A when they were in the doldrums but Glenn fucking Murray is the absolute pits - he should be playing in the screwfix league.

Don't know what the f**k we're supposed to be, but a functioning football team we are not. Arnautovic - surely one the biggest c**ts in football - just had one disallowed for borderline offside.

Gil and Grealish both on bench and a bizarre 352 that is neither creating anything or defending well. Lose this and I sense fans are going to turn on Sherwood badly.

So the should be sacked manager list is currently: Rodgers, Pellegrini, Mourinho, Sherwood, McClaren, Advocaat and Wenger?

Surely Newcastle and Sunderland are gonna f**k this up..

Fey wrote:Surely Newcastle and Sunderland are gonna f**k this up..

Ofcourse. A deflected goal. We were never going to win at Man City with this midfield, Anita and GOUFFRAN ffs.

I might have seen enough of McClaren. He can't organise a defence and he's playing Gouffran at CM, after selling a good young CM for peanuts in the summer.

Aguero fantasy captain

Luis wrote:Aguero fantasy captain

Pfff, you and half the country Looloo.

Newcastle being smeared all over the pitch now.

Luis wrote:Aguero fantasy captain

It was about time he scored a goal.

Haha Anita vs DeBruyne #rape.

Also Wijndaldum...what a joke player!

Newcastle fans will tell you they are better off without Pardew though.

Luis wrote:Newcastle AND Sunderland winning. This would never happen in La Liga.

Too right it wouldn't. Newcastle and Sunderland are both shit.

Wijnaldum-Anita-Gouffran-Sisssoko as midfield

20m for Wijnaldum even!

losing to shitty Stoke managed by that miserable Welsh c**t with a goal by that fucking Austrian scumbag is about as bad as it gets in football. Death to everyone.

De Bruyne is just so fucking good.

Remember him and Lukaku went to England at almost the same time, but Lukaku being a horrible footballer was supposed to be tailormade for the EPL, and de Bruyne did struggle. But he came back with a vengeance, and obviously is in a different class then Lakitu, true talent will beat PGD ALWAYS.

Luis wrote:Newcastle fans will tell you they are better off without Pardew though.

We're not better off because we didn't replace him. Why hire another failure from the lower leagues? Because he's mates with chatty dad and is a "good coach" apparently, like Carver was.

Our problem is so obvious to me, some clubs try to create a winning mentality, we've created a losing one, we've handed out big contracts to repeated failures. A player has 2 shit years(Coloccini), give him a new contract and pretend he is a key player, a player has dozens of shit games in a row, keep playing him, a manager breaks negative records every other week, refuse to sack him in the hope another club will come in for him at some point in the coming years. There hasn't been any consequence for failure at the club for a long long time, and there probably won't be this time. Charnley doesn't understand sport, he's a fucking admin assistant or something that got promoted too much.

Fey wrote:Wijnaldum-Anita-Gouffran-Sisssoko as midfield

20m for Wijnaldum even!

Wijnaldum is decent enough, he got a good assist today, the rest should go.

Advocaat has supposedly tendered his resignation at Sunderland.

Gomes

Have that Murray, you Screwfix c**t

Dickie Dik should have resigned after he kept them up, stupid to go in another season with them knowing you hardly have anything to spend, compared to the rest that is of course.

Wijnaldum is just terrible Kimmy, he fluked last year and got lucky van Gaal took him to the WC. But he lacks soooooo much to play at an AM position, albeit in a counter team it could work. No put him RW, thats when you get the most of out that fucker.

Oh Schteve.

Sunderland are a symptom of the cash on offer in the prem, they exist purely to survive in the league and collect revenue. No plans beyond that.

Pierre, how has Gomes done generally? Loved him at Spurs and felt he got a raw deal over his clangers.

Fey wrote:Dickie Dik should have resigned after he kept them up, stupid to go in another season with them knowing you hardly have anything to spend, compared to the rest that is of course.

Wijnaldum is just terrible Kimmy, he fluked last year and got lucky van Gaal took him to the WC. But he lacks soooooo much to play at an AM position, albeit in a counter team it could work. No put him RW, thats when you get the most of out that fucker.

Dick was retiring, they made promises to him and persuaded him to stay on, and it seems they didn't fulfill those promises.

Wijnaldum looks fine to me, his assist today was good, a cross with the outside of his boot. He's the least of our problems.