International matches Wednesday 12/09/07

Micha, would you be so kind to write your last post again in German, then I might rethink your offer? It's always nice to read your lovely Muttersprache...

Ball, anyone who lures me with the offer of "130.000 schlägt" a week would have to tempt me I must... that is, in an unintentional but genius kind of way, one of the funniest things I've read on this board.

Viel Glück dabei ;-)

Haha y'all have to hear this legendary piece of hysterical Scottish commentary from Wednesday night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48C_gECWDo

P.S. why was it at the Parc des Princes? couldn't they fill the Stade??

Ballhaeschen wrote:Micha, would you be so kind to write your last post again in German, then I might rethink your offer? It's always nice to read your lovely Muttersprache...

Ha ha ha,

Are you are teasing me, Sir Michael Ballack, my little cherub?

You must know that here in London, these Englanders are only speaking in one language ja?. And that is English.

I, Michael Ballack, am honing my Ingerlish skills so I can communicate with the locals and tell them what a nice handsome man I really am and not to listen to what the papers are saying!

And meine liebster I tell you it is very hard: I have no idea what it is John Terry is talking about when we have a talk on the pitch. He tells the referee that he must be having a giraffe. A giraffe? Nobody except the London Zoo (which is fantastiche! by the way) owns a giraffe.

The English humour is very strange. As Im so handsome and so likeable, I laugh loudly at the jokes in the changing room even though I have no idea why they are funny.

Ein problem last week though: Ashley was telling JT about his erection problems with Cheryl, so I did my usual laugh as I thought it was him doing English humour and I noticed it made a very strange atmosphere. I say "whatever" and I just dream about being back in my Bavarian caravan wearing my lederhosen amongst my loyal subjects and I feel much better.

Anyway, forgive my about my digression young lady, you MUST come to London - tomorrow I will buy the London Eye so when you visit we can have the whole place to ourselves. It will be very romantic. We can then go for a drive in my Audi and I can show you some sights like the Dartford tunnel and the Newbury Bypass. You will be amazed at the 4 lane motorways in England, they are fantastiche!

TschuSS!

x

Allez les rouges wrote:Ball, anyone who lures me with the offer of "130.000 schlägt" a week would have to tempt me I must... that is, in an unintentional but genius kind of way, one of the funniest things I've read on this board.

Viel Glück dabei ;-)

Yeah, you have to love him for that… he's such a cutie

Haha y'all have to hear this legendary piece of hysterical Scottish commentary from Wednesday night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48C_gECWDo

hilarious

Shame, that we don't produce such commentators nowadays. Some/most of them are unbearable to listen to.

But I'm already looking forward to

"TOOOOR, TOOOOR, TOOOOR!!! Deutschland ist Europameister!!!"

next summer

Handsome Prince Of Saxony wrote:

Ballhaeschen wrote:Micha, would you be so kind to write your last post again in German, then I might rethink your offer? It's always nice to read your lovely Muttersprache...

Ha ha ha,

Are you are teasing me, Sir Michael Ballack, my little cherub?

You must know that here in London, these Englanders are only speaking in one language ja?. And that is English.

I, Michael Ballack, am honing my Ingerlish skills so I can communicate with the locals and tell them what a nice handsome man I really am and not to listen to what the papers are saying!

And meine liebster I tell you it is very hard: I have no idea what it is John Terry is talking about when we have a talk on the pitch. He tells the referee that he must be having a giraffe. A giraffe? Nobody except the London Zoo (which is fantastiche! by the way) owns a giraffe.

The English humour is very strange. As Im so handsome and so likeable, I laugh loudly at the jokes in the changing room even though I have no idea why they are funny.

Ein problem last week though: Ashley was telling JT about his erection problems with Cheryl, so I did my usual laugh as I thought it was him doing English humour and I noticed it made a very strange atmosphere. I say "whatever" and I just dream about being back in my Bavarian caravan wearing my lederhosen amongst my loyal subjects and I feel much better.

Anyway, forgive my about my digression young lady, you MUST come to London - tomorrow I will buy the London Eye so when you visit we can have the whole place to ourselves. It will be very romantic. We can then go for a drive in my Audi and I can show you some sights like the Dartford tunnel and the Newbury Bypass. You will be amazed at the 4 lane motorways in England, they are fantastiche!

TschuSS!

x

Ashley has erection problems? What a poor bloke, thanks God you don't have these problems, do you?

Handsome Prince Of Saxony wrote:

Ballhaeschen wrote:Micha, would you be so kind to write your last post again in German, then I might rethink your offer? It's always nice to read your lovely Muttersprache...

Ha ha ha,

Are you are teasing me, Sir Michael Ballack, my little cherub?

You must know that here in London, these Englanders are only speaking in one language ja?. And that is English.

I, Michael Ballack, am honing my Ingerlish skills so I can communicate with the locals and tell them what a nice handsome man I really am and not to listen to what the papers are saying!

And meine liebster I tell you it is very hard: I have no idea what it is John Terry is talking about when we have a talk on the pitch. He tells the referee that he must be having a giraffe. A giraffe? Nobody except the London Zoo (which is fantastiche! by the way) owns a giraffe.

The English humour is very strange. As Im so handsome and so likeable, I laugh loudly at the jokes in the changing room even though I have no idea why they are funny.

Ein problem last week though: Ashley was telling JT about his erection problems with Cheryl, so I did my usual laugh as I thought it was him doing English humour and I noticed it made a very strange atmosphere. I say "whatever" and I just dream about being back in my Bavarian caravan wearing my lederhosen amongst my loyal subjects and I feel much better.

Anyway, forgive my about my digression young lady, you MUST come to London - tomorrow I will buy the London Eye so when you visit we can have the whole place to ourselves. It will be very romantic. We can then go for a drive in my Audi and I can show you some sights like the Dartford tunnel and the Newbury Bypass. You will be amazed at the 4 lane motorways in England, they are fantastiche!

TschuSS!

x

The emboldened bits are something else. On a different level to Fußball 365. I do not believe you are writing both, mein Bernd.

Allez les rouges wrote:Haha y'all have to hear this legendary piece of hysterical Scottish commentary from Wednesday night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48C_gECWDo

P.S. why was it at the Parc des Princes? couldn't they fill the Stade??

It was at the parc des Princes due to the rugby world cup had just used the Stade and it wasn't fit for a football match.