Man. Utd. players in bust-up with Chelsea groundstaff

The Quiet Earth wrote:That groundsman must be particularly brave or dense. Evra is a professional athlete and the groundsman cuts grass.

The pro athlete should have a physical advantage over a normal man.

They're only footballers.

Bulk do you know many gardeners? I know a few and they're all as strong as an Ox

LOL Kimbo, they look like a right pair of fucking pansies, throwing slaps?

Soft c**ts...

If anything, this only shows how nervous United are, and how high the pressure is. Professional footballers should be able to control their temper, on and off the pitch.

I'd be worried as a United fan to be honest. You have a tough and important match ahead of you, and your players don't exactly look calm, despite still having everything to play for, still everything in their own hands.

blutgraetsche wrote:If anything, this only shows how nervous United are, and how high the pressure is. Professional footballers should be able to control their temper, on and off the pitch.

I'd be worried as a United fan to be honest. You have a tough and important match ahead of you, and your players don't exactly look calm, despite still having everything to play for, still everything in their own hands.

The manager has a lot to do with that...if I was a player for Man. Utd. and saw these lineups, I'd be well confounded to say the least. Hardly inspires confidence either when my manager comes in and says "alright lads, we usually score goals for fun and tear teams apart, but today how about let's just stay compact, and try to hit them on the counter."

Yeah, I used to know a gardener and he was strong. But groundsman don't carry out the same amount of manual labour as an actual gardener, I'd imagine.

Kimbo

I would still expect a person who trains his body every day to have a physical advantage over your average man on the street.

I remember watching something on television about how the legal system in the US takes into consideration the physical difference between professional athletes and guys who aren't pro athletes during assault charges.

Footballers shouldn't be underestimated. The top professionals will have seriously powerful core strength, be accustomed to explosive movements, and have exceedingly powerful legs and, therefore, kicks.

Edit - I actually helped the guy garden once. It was physically exhausting work. But it was really enjoyable.

The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

L r d wrote:

Why does Evra think he's Pete Sampras ?

didn't Archduke Rio Ferdinand also recently boot the ball into the face of a woman during a game when he was 'frustrated'?

I bet his wife looks like a panda.

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Just a thought.

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Graeme Murty?

Sheffield gunner wrote:

Glenn Hysén wrote:Apparently Rio Ferdinand booted a Chelsea female steward right after the game, anyone see it?

Rio Ferdinand has apologised to a Chelsea steward after accidentally kicking her at the end of today's match.

The Manchester United defender, tipped to be the next permanent England captain, was angry following the 2-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge.

He intended to take his frustrations out on a wall but instead kicked the steward.

Ferdinand went back to say sorry and she said "she totally understood" as she was unhurt, said United.

A club spokesman said: "Rio would like to apologise to the lady".

http://www.espnstar.com/epl/newsdetails.cmd?id=7039525

A world class footballer attempts to kick what we assume was a solid, non-moving wall...and misses.

borocooper wrote:Easy mistake to make isnt it?

Woman..brick wall..sometimes its hard to tell.

That was good

I could just picture Chelsea grounds crew telling them Mancs "alright ladies you lost and cried like bitches now get the f@ck off our pitch".

You do know that a team's grounds crew are arguably the biggest supporters of any team. These people see the players all the time, listen to the players' stories, keep their secrets, cover for them, and shite like that. Fucking Chelsea grounds crew duking it out with the Mancs FFS!

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Knickers surely (when she has some on)

Then there's Woodie or Joe Cole (climbing out of hotel windows to escape jealous husbands . Cashley Cole Er no. It's all down to David James then.

Puro wrote: I could just picture Chelsea grounds crew telling them Mancs "alright ladies you lost and cried like bitches now get the f@ck off our pitch".

You do know that a team's grounds crew are arguably the biggest supporters of any team. These people see the players all the time, listen to the players' stories, keep their secrets, cover for them, and shite like that. Fucking Chelsea grounds crew duking it out with the Mancs FFS!

Didn't they also get in a row with Barcelona players once upon a time? Wasn't Eto'o claiming he was called names and told to f@ck off.

Sir Les wrote:

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Knickers surely (when she has some on)

Then there's Woodie or Joe Cole (climbing out of hotel windows to escape jealous husbands . Cashley Cole Er no. It's all down to David James then.

It won't be long before there's talk of Walcott being captain...

Why do we keep hearing of an incident with Rio and a female steward ?

Should the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age ?

Sir Les wrote:

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Knickers surely (when she has some on)

Then there's Woodie or Joe Cole (climbing out of hotel windows to escape jealous husbands . Cashley Cole Er no. It's all down to Gareth Barry then.

Pierre Littbarski wrote:Why do we keep hearing of an incident with Rio and a female steward ?

Should the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age ?

I think it's more to make Rio sound worse than anything else. If he'd kicked some huge bouncer-type bloke, it probably wouldn't have even received comment

Pierre Littbarski wrote:Why do we keep hearing of an incident with Rio and a female steward ?

Should the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age ?

would you have sex with a male steward?

does the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age?

debaser wrote:

Sir Les wrote:

S4P wrote:The list of potential England captains is dropping quicker than Paris Hilton's skirt.

Terry
Rio
Gerrard
Lampard
Rooney

Murty?

Knickers surely (when she has some on)

Then there's Woodie or Joe Cole (climbing out of hotel windows to escape jealous husbands . Cashley Cole Er no. It's all down to Gareth Barry then.

I forgot him (despite him being in my FF team). Just like certain daft England managers in the past!

Glenn Hysén wrote:

Pierre Littbarski wrote:Why do we keep hearing of an incident with Rio and a female steward ?

Should the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age ?

would you have sex with a male steward?

does the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age?

No - because sex is for reproduction and I can only do that with someone of the opposite sex.

Even when we have sex with someone for recreational purposes we still usually follow the same principles for choosing a mate that we do when we are breeding.

Having sex and kicking someone is completely different - the latter is illegal so daft comparison really.

Pierre Littbarski wrote:Why do we keep hearing of an incident with Rio and a female steward ?

Should the gender of the steward really matter in this day and age ?

So it's nice and clear that violence against females is prohibited, but violence against males is fine and dandy.

Alex Ferguson has proclaimed that he is 'delighted' with his players behaviour.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7369207.stm

"We've filed a report, sent it to the FA and we're delighted with that"

disgraceful.

Roger Hunt wrote:Alex Ferguson has proclaimed that he is 'delighted' with his players behaviour.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7369207.stm

"We've filed a report, sent it to the FA and we're delighted with that"

disgraceful.

How many bans and fines do fergie and Queiroz want to rack up for the start of next season ?

Only a month or so ago rai was arguing with us that fergie was a very gracious loser

COTR wrote:Only a month or so ago rai was arguing with us that fergie was a very gracious loser

said it before show me a gracious loser and i'll show you a loser, saf has been successful cos he facking hates losing big time and he's instilled the win menatility. why will they win the league not really down to games lost but down to games not drawn, ie turning draws into wins.

Loved the Graham Murty for captain shout unfortunatly he plays for Scotland. His performance against Georgia still gives me nightmares.

Rio is a wanker, think I read somewhere that he has got another t.v. show coming up soon. god help us all

COTR wrote:

Roger Hunt wrote:Alex Ferguson has proclaimed that he is 'delighted' with his players behaviour.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7369207.stm

"We've filed a report, sent it to the FA and we're delighted with that"

disgraceful.

How many bans and fines do fergie and Queiroz want to rack up for the start of next season ?

Only a month or so ago rai was arguing with us that fergie was a very gracious loser

Funny days so they were

I wonder if Haergraves will get the book thrown at him aswell after his continous foul mouthed pestering off the ref, sure Slur Alex will kick a boot at him after a few swigs

monty wrote:Loved the Graham Murty for captain shout unfortunatly he plays for Scotland. His performance against Georgia still gives me nightmares.

Rio is a wanker, think I read somewhere that he has got another t.v. show coming up soon. god help us all

Should captain both says I