by Guest Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:24 pm
Real Betis (17th) vs Real Madrid (3rd)
A few months
ago Rámon Calderón was babbling about mysterious types lurking in the
shadows who were out to get him. Which is perhaps the only thing he
will ever have in common with Guti. Apart from the fact that if you put
your ear to both their skulls, all you would hear is "if you're going
to San Francisco" playing on a loop.
By coincidence, Joan
Laporta was sharing these fearsome fantasies, too. It seems that
paranoia and panic attacks are very much en vogue in the world of
Primera presidencies these days.
On Tuesday, Real Madrid
published a stroppy statement saying it would be launching an internal
investigation to find yet another leak after more damaging stories were
published in the - some suggest - Florentino Perez friendly press.
The first was the allegation that family and friends of Calderón and co were being bumped up the ‘socio’ waiting list.
The latest ‘j’accuse’ comes - not for the first time - from Spanish radio station Cope, and a show that has seems to have ‘Calderón is a big fat liar’ as an editorial line.
They
allege that fancy-dan UEFA protocol tickets are finding their way into
the hands of a marketing and events firm, “Il Consigliere” and being
flogged for as much as 400 euros a pop on the black market.
The
company is registered under the name of Ignacio Horcajada - the
fixing-fellow who, by coincidence, ran Calderón’s successful election
campaign two years ago.
“It’s all Perez related smearing,” is
the message from Ramón’s camp. “There’s no smoke without fire,” say
others. Who is to say who’s right? Certainly not La Liga Loca who has no desire of being sued into oblivion.
LLL Prediction - Away win
Sporting (20th) vs Villarreal
Sporting
manager, Manolo Preciado suggested that he may have to eat his words on
Wednesday night after predicting that Real Madrid’s style of play might
suit Sporting better than Barça’s.
In the right mood, La Liga Loca
would be launching into an Alan Partridge style rant about words being
shoved into a bun, covered in mayonnaise and served up with a side
salad. But La Liga Loca has decided to take Sporting under its wing this season.
The
‘hey we’re going to lose, so let’s go down fighting’ approach deployed
against Sevilla, Barcelona and Real Madrid has been admirable. Highly
unsuccessful with 17 goals conceded, admittedly, but admirable none the
less.
“After four rounds none of our players are knocked down or in the ICU,” boasted the Sporting coach after Wednesday’s thumping.
Let’s see what state they are in after the last of the fearsome four come a’calling on Saturday night.
LLL Prediction - Away win.
Espanyol (8th) vs Barcelona (6th)
The
competition is closed. All entries can go back to where they came from.
The contest for the finest moment ever in the potty Primera is over.
And the winner of this prestigious prize is.... mad Sammy Eto’o.
It
was minute 79 in the Camp Nou and Barcelona were on the brink of
buggering things up big time against Betis. But then Gudjohnsen stuck a
foot out to direct the winner home.
On the touchline, Pep Guardiola did a discrete fist pump. And then this happened (36 second mark for replay).
La Liga Loca has not seen an evil stare of such ferocity since the day Maniche was confronted by a salad and Diet Sprite.
“His look was asking ‘what the hell do you think you are doing?’” recalled Mad Sammy with a smile.
LLL Prediction - Draw.
Sunday
Malaga (13th) vs Numancia (16th)
Malaga
striker and rampant right winger - in the footballing sense, of course
- Salva Ballesta has a few days to kill having been sent off during
Thursday’s 0-2 defeat to David Villa.
So he may want to give
possible new potential best buddy Cristian Abbiati a call after the
former Atlético Madrid keeper’s revelations that he leans towards the
Fascism camp in the wide world of politics.
“I like the capacity Fascism had to secure law and order,” sighed Milan’s man.
LLL Prediction - Home win.
Almería (7th) vs Recreativo (14th)
After
complaining about the team’s style of play after last weekend’s 1-0 win
over Malaga, Gonzalo Arconada was as it again on Thursday night. But
this time, the Almería manager was ruminating on his team’s 2-0 defeat
to Valladolid.
“They were superior to us,” admitted Arconada before admitting that his players were not used to the pitch.
LLL Prediction - Home win.
Athletic Bilbao (10th) vs Getafe (11th)
Getafe’s
Joffre Guerrón continues to make friends and influence people. Having
been embroiled in bruising bust up’s with two buddies already, it seems
that that short-tempered winger is going for the whole set with his
declaration to the Ecuadorian press that “my team-mates are jealous of
me.”The physical preparations’ bod of the Ecuador national team
feels that there is a very different motivation for his charge’s
difficult start to his Getafe career, which saw him booed by some parts
of the Coliseum crowd on Wednesday night.
“Everyone knows that in Spain, racism is deeply-rooted,” said Holguer Gonzalez.
LLL Prediction - Home win.
Racing (18th) vs Mallorca (13th)
When José Jurado left Atlético Madrid over the summer to move on loan to Mallorca, La Liga Loca could not have been happier.
Not
because it has any particular grudge against the former Madrid
midfielder but because the blog’s Calderón life was set to become
considerably easier. And so did that of many others.
La Liga Loca’s
lair in the rojiblanco home is some distance from the pitch. And quite
high up. Atlético’s squad numbers are the same colour as the shirts.
And Jurado is quite small and has dark hair. So this made him
look like half of the blooming team, meaning that the most popular
statement amongst jazz cigarette-smoking fans last season, apart from
‘wow, that’s good s**t!’ was ‘who on earth scored that?’
LLL Prediction - Home win.
Numancia (16th) vs Osasuna (15th)
If it wasn’t for bloody Osasuna failing to despatch Deportivo on Wednesday night, then La Liga Loca
would have got 10, yes 10 out of 10, on it’s midweek predictions. A
fine showing after the blog’s patting-itself-on-the-back eight from
last weekend.
LLL Prediction - Home win.
Valencia (1st) vs Deportivo (12th)
“We may be top of the table but there’s still a long way to go,” said La Liga Loca’s new hero, Unai Emery. “I’m only 50% satisfied.” (Sigh).LLL Prediction - Home win.
Atlético Madrid (4th) vs Sevilla (5th)
There
were a lot of cameras down at Getafe’s ground on Wednesday night. And
they weren’t there to film the game. Instead, they were on the hunt for
anyone who looked a little bit different. Or like a football agent.
The
newly flushed Manchester City are reportedly looking to airdrop bags of
cash into the Vicente Calderón over the summer to bring Kun Agüero to
the City of Manchester Stadium.
And the cunning ploy may well
work considering the news that broke this week that Spain’s
increasingly irate revenue department is demanding a 24 million euro
payment in back taxes from Atlético Madrid. And the rest of La Liga, no
doubt.
Once - or perhaps if - that’s paid, Atlético will have to
pull out the cash-stuffed shoe boxes once again and find another 79.2
million euros in back-back taxes and various penalties incurred for
their law-dodging ways.
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