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Chaps, Ladies, Tweedle:
It's official:
Michael Ballack, Germany's STAR player and Teuton LOTHARIO -
the Hoff-impersonating HUNK who has encouraged many a young pig tailed FRAUELIN to blush with adoration,
and many a JUNGE (or more likely, just Otto) to erect a tent in his lederhosen -
has been positively FOAMING at the moustache
with LUST, ADMIRATION, and knut-like animal ATTRACTION
over England's FATTEST midfielder since Gazza.
Displaying the kind of symptoms usually associated with a heavy session at Oktoberfest,
Ballack appears to have become INTOXICATED with the athleticism,
the ability, the all ROUND (or should that be rotund) play of his midfield PARTNER (and perhaps soon to be casual lover?) :
HIS ROYAL LARDNESS: FAT FRANK LAMPARD ESQUIRE.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/8007000.stm
This is it folks:
GERMANY has OFFICIALLY surrendered itself at the FEET of the
BRITISH EMPIRE, for the THIRD time in a century.
LAMPARD, not even the BEST ENGLISH MIDFIELDER currently in the game,
let alone the PREMIERSHIP or the WORLD,
being LAUDED by his ROYAL highness - the PRINCE of SAXONY himself -
as the best thing since sliced
bread
Ballack has NAILED the final COFFIN into GERMAN football.
Ballack might as well openly flick the V sign at his German and ex
Bundesliga colleagues,
tattoo the 3 lions onto his chest (as no one English player is
going to stoop so low as to SLAP him) and be done with it
It's official:
Michael Ballack, Germany's STAR player and Teuton LOTHARIO -
the Hoff-impersonating HUNK who has encouraged many a young pig tailed FRAUELIN to blush with adoration,
and many a JUNGE (or more likely, just Otto) to erect a tent in his lederhosen -
has been positively FOAMING at the moustache
with LUST, ADMIRATION, and knut-like animal ATTRACTION
over England's FATTEST midfielder since Gazza.
Displaying the kind of symptoms usually associated with a heavy session at Oktoberfest,
Ballack appears to have become INTOXICATED with the athleticism,
the ability, the all ROUND (or should that be rotund) play of his midfield PARTNER (and perhaps soon to be casual lover?) :
HIS ROYAL LARDNESS: FAT FRANK LAMPARD ESQUIRE.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/8007000.stm
This is it folks:
GERMANY has OFFICIALLY surrendered itself at the FEET of the
BRITISH EMPIRE, for the THIRD time in a century.
LAMPARD, not even the BEST ENGLISH MIDFIELDER currently in the game,
let alone the PREMIERSHIP or the WORLD,
being LAUDED by his ROYAL highness - the PRINCE of SAXONY himself -
as the best thing since sliced
bread
Ballack has NAILED the final COFFIN into GERMAN football.
Ballack might as well openly flick the V sign at his German and ex
Bundesliga colleagues,
tattoo the 3 lions onto his chest (as no one English player is
going to stoop so low as to SLAP him) and be done with it
