New Job for Otto

Combines lying with being a twat and spending hours in front of your computer, and the Germanness comes in handy as well:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=683233&sec=europe&root=europe&cc=4716&cc=4716

I am sure he can work in random CAPITALISATION somehow.

somebody, please, give the "dim sum" a cuddle

the boy needs a hug, a warm meal and a bed for the night

mate I am not chinese, so in yourt attempt to be both racist and patronising I give you a big fat FAIL!!

I come up with finding a use for you and this is the thanks I get. It's not in Hong Kong but we don't want your sort here, better you stay in your bunker and eat sausages and mash, and pretened it is some sophisticated german dish because you happen to have some cabbage on the side.