the "don't write Stuttgart off just yet"thread

you heard it here first

only a fool would write VfB Stuttgart off

for tonight's game against Barca

the Germans on THIS board have ALL raised the white flag and just pray for MERCY

but ME THINKS

NOT SO FAST USCHI

the return TIE

has

MAJOR LEAGUE UPSET

written all OVER IT

now don't get me wrong

I am NOT saying that Stuttgart WILL WIN

what I AM saying though is

even SWABIANS are GERMANS

and you NEVER write those Teuton warriors OFF

IF

the Stuttgarter can embrace their INNER SCHWEINEHUND

their INNER KAMPFSCHWEIN

they will WRITE VATERLANDSGESCHICHTE

you heard it here first



Stuttgart is the epicentre of

MERCEDES

of

PORSCHE

of

BOSCH

the HQ

of SAP

is nearby

it's the HEARTLAND of the

German MITTELSTAND

all those medium sized companies that are export world champs in their field

100% of all the Gold Medal winning RIFLES used at the SUMMER Olympics come from Swabian rifle makers



Stuttgarters

famously

SHOOT SHARP

and TONIGHT

POSSIBLY

nay

PROBABLY

Gaudi's CATHEDRAL will get taken down a PEG

OR TWO

think about it

you defeatest, metrosexual Germans

Heil DIR , oh Oldenburg

wahre Geschichte

How do you pronounce Swabian? is svab-ian?

FWIW my prediction is a narrow win for Barça, 1-0 or 2-0 or something. Especially now that Xavi is out.

Six wrote:How do you pronounce Swabian? is svab-ian?

swa-bee-an

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tonight

Vfb need to evoke the SPIRIT of

ex-Stuttgart LEGEND

Matthias

SAMMER

You are such a fake German otto, They might win? Of course they are gonna win ffs!!

You dropped again on the Germanometer.

If Lothar is



And Low is



You are



Wahre G.

Und denk darüber nach

Fey, that's fecking hilarious !

MWAHAHAHA!

well done



BUT

as you know

today's Germans are VERY UNLIKE

YESTERDAY'S Germans



I CANNOT

and WILL NOT

vouchsafe for METROSEXUAL scarf-wearers like

Tasci



does it get ANY GAYER than THAT ?



will HE make the Nou Camp TREMBLE ?



@fey

does the wannabe CAPTAIN of VfB really strike FEAR in your Dutch HEART ?



WORK WITH ME HERE, though

I suspect, nay PRAY, that there is a GERMAN somewhere behind that ever so Italian-looking , soft facade

TONIGHT

we will see whether there is a God who listens to my PRAYERS

wahre G

Well..

You can't blame a Turk for being a bad German Otto, you of all people should know that. (there goes the leather seats from your Opel)

Besides, have you ever been to Barcelona?

I can tell you they all look that Tasci bloke, infact the Nou Camp would probably tremble by the sight of his brand new Hugo Boss Spring 2010 scarf.

And you pray to god?

A real German prays to



Especially today.

This is great stuff, keep it coming.

Otto
They should have finished it in the first leg. They had their chances and in an ungerman way they missed nearly them all. No Xavi normally means no Messi and no flow so if they manage to be as confident as they were in the first leg then perhaps but this is 2010 and germans aren't germans anymore.

@ Fey's post

Great posts Fey!!

I do find Otto's totalitarian style of building up a fabricated opposition to knock it down tiresome though, I for one will be watching full of hope if without too much expectation...

P.S. come on, Scarface isn't that gay...

Fey's post

Fey is spot on.

Two years ago Otto would not have sat on the fence with this 'might

do, but then again might not' womanly indecisiveness.

REAL, UNASHAMEDLY German Germans would no doubt look on with a mix

of bewilderment and disgust at this kind of new age Teutonic pussyfooting

i still havn't written them off - they only need 4 goals

Requesting permission to write Stuttgart off

Quality thread again Otto

More seriously Messi is on a roll, what an amzing player he is. 3 goals this weekend and two others yesterday. 32 goals this season so far.

In the words of MightyBarca:

Shagged 'em

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Super Pellegrini wrote:No Xavi normally means no Messi and no flow...

btw, what did you think of Messi's pass to Toure (who squared to Pedro) for the 2nd goal? Creative enough for your tastes?

@fey and bernd

I fear my "they may or MAY NOT win" approach

was the only right one

such is the unpredictable nature of the modern German MALE

and do NOT blame ME for that

there is little to say about yesterday's game that has not been said yet

the VfB sissies just did NOT embrace their GERMANESS

they NEVER believed it

they NEVER fought



and the truth is

you CANNOT win with metrosexual DEFEATISTS in the Camp Nou

Cacau , the German-Brazilian, says, the problem is they never FOUGHT, never went physical and never provided any real opposition

Lehmann tried to cheer his players on when he pointed to his chest , as if to say, SHOW SOME PRESENCE , for God's sake

BE REAL MEN

Hleb says: ""Die meisten von uns hatten Angst" (Most of us were AFRAID)

Horst Heldt: " the WAY we PRESENTED ourselves, we had no chance"

SAMMER: " Kindergartenfootball"

and so it continues

man for man, technically, Barca were always going to be FAR BETTER

BUT

you can beat teams like that with PHYSICAL football

IF you FIGHT, and show self-confidence

THIS Stuttgart team NEVER believed it

which either makes them very UN-Germanic

or

rather

TYPICALLY

MODERN-Germanic

take your pick

and feel free to be as depressed about the "condition allemande"

as I am

the truth is

SOON

the DUTCH or the CHINESE

will use Germany as one gigantic FARM

and we Germans will be THEIR CATTLE



sehr traurige Geschichte

Ä wrote:@fey and bernd

I fear my "they may or MAY NOT win" approach

was the only right one

such is the unpredictable nature of the modern German MALE

and do NOT blame ME for that

there is little to say about yesterday's game that has not been said yet

the VfB sissies just did NOT embrace their GERMANESS

they NEVER believed it

they NEVER fought



and the truth is

you CANNOT win with metrosexual DEFEATISTS in the Camp Nou

Cacau , the German-Brazilian, says, the problem is they never FOUGHT, never went physical and never provided any real opposition

Lehmann tried to cheer his players on when he pointed to his chest , as if to say, SHOW SOME PRESENCE , for God's sake

BE REAL MEN

Hleb says: ""Die meisten von uns hatten Angst" (Most of us were AFRAID)

Horst Heldt: " the WAY we PRESENTED ourselves, we had no chance"

SAMMER: " Kindergartenfootball"

and so it continues

man for man, technically, Barca were always going to be FAR BETTER

BUT

you can beat teams like that with PHYSICAL football

IF you FIGHT, and show self-confidence

THIS Stuttgart team NEVER believed it

which either makes them very UN-Germanic

or

rather

TYPICALLY

MODERN-Germanic

take your pick

and feel free to be as depressed about the "condition allemande"

as I am

the truth is

SOON

the DUTCH or the CHINESE

will use Germany as one gigantic FARM

and we Germans will be THEIR CATTLE



sehr traurige Geschichte

.....On the Germanometer It was clear yesterday that VfB crashed down even behind the Trabant....

As an ordinary German boy you don't do that bad nowadays being a small vauxhall

ric

why do you call it "Vauxhall" rather than "Opel" ?

is THAT the name of the car in Holland as well ?

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good stuff by Sammer, who is HOPPING MAD

from bild.de

Peinliche Vorstellung der Schwaben! Im TV-Sender „Sky“ wütet DFB-Sportdirektor und Ex-Stuttgart-Coach Matthias Sammer schon zur Pause: „Ich bin stocksauer, das ist lächerlich. Das Zweikampf-Verhalten des VfB Stuttgart ist Kindergarten-Fußball.“ Eine schonungslose Analyse des Stuttgarter Katastrophen-Auftritts.

Sammer: „Den Messi muss ich stellen. Der nimmt den Ball 40 Meter vor dem Tor und geht durch und alle Stuttgarter bleiben stehen. Damit kann ich nichts anfangen.“


there is NOTHING to ADD, really

kas wrote:In the words of MightyBarca:

Shagged 'em

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Super Pellegrini wrote:No Xavi normally means no Messi and no flow...

btw, what did you think of Messi's pass to Toure (who squared to Pedro) for the 2nd goal? Creative enough for your tastes?

Well no Xavi normally does mean no flow and a much poorer Messi. Can't help Stuttgart were so crap yesterday. But my point was very much true in the first leg for example.

Also with regards to Messi's pass I never said he didn't have the technique to make good passes. My point was that he isn't creative enough for my taste and Messi having almost like forever to find Yaya, who was completely unmarked, doesn't impress me. From a technical point it was a very good pass but I think many of us could have seen that one.

Super Pel,

you've got some seriously high standards if Messi isn't creative enough for your tastes.

Fair play to you.

Personally, I don't mind my women a little flabby around the sides. I'll take whatever I can get.

And for that reason, I was very impressed with Messi's pass last night, and indeed his overall creative abilities.

Ä wrote:ric

why do you call it "Vauxhall" rather than "Opel" ?

is THAT the name of the car in Holland as well ?

We use "Opel" don't worry but "Vauxhall" is better marketable...