too many trophies not enough room

hey guys arjen here. my room is now officially cluttered by all these league trophies; i've won a title with just about with every team i've played on (no surprise there) in every league in the world and it's getting way too easy. I always set new challenges for myself but they always turn out to be such a joke I guess I just tend to underestimate my abilities; it's a like a professional pugilist training for a big fight but knocks out his opponent before the bell even goes off. I hope there will be enough room for my champions league/world cup medals. I won't even be polishing this bundesliga trinket, infact I've already lost the damn thing, it's ok I'll just demand that olic give me his.

Hi Arjie,

Would you swap all your trophies for a hairline less resemblant of a 50 year old accountant?

my look has been cultivated for strategic reasons, just like the harmless looking preying mantis that lies motionless in front of its unassuming preys or the poisonous sea snake that can lie submerged for days capable of changing its colors to blend into the coral reefs, I have chosen a somewhat aged appearance to lull the opposing defenders into a false sense of security only to rape them 1v4 in a rapid and unpredictable fashion. But like i said, i couldn't care less about these mickey mouse trophies everyone knows arjen = boss.

thanks for being such a good lil fanboi and keep the questions coming.

Hi Arjie,

Why did you dive like a little pussy when Gobbi touched your throat?

BoBo Vieri 32 wrote:Hi Arjie,

Why did you dive like a little pussy when Gobbi touched your throat?

because he is italian and i did not want to get contaminated, yes its a real phoebia recognized by all medical boards. I put those little nerds to sleep in the 2nd leg and quickly went off for fear of contamination and i will do the same to your shitty 3 defensive midfielders bullshit italian bitch tactics in the final, jog along italian gypsy.

i should make it clear that you should ask nonretarded questions from now on.

arjie,,

what d you think about Holland's chance in Africa? i'll be supporting you and co, although it does feel kinda strange after what you, and van Bommel did to Man. united

robben wrote:my look has been cultivated for strategic reasons, just like the harmless looking preying mantis that lies motionless in front of its unassuming preys or the poisonous sea snake that can lie submerged for days capable of changing its colors to blend into the coral reefs, I have chosen a somewhat aged appearance to lull the opposing defenders into a false sense of security only to rape them 1v4 in a rapid and unpredictable fashion. But like i said, i couldn't care less about these mickey mouse trophies everyone knows arjen = boss.

thanks for being such a good lil fanboi and keep the questions coming.

Hey fackhead!

Does But and Badstuber rape all over you in the showers?

SLG wrote:arjie,,

what d you think about Holland's chance in Africa? i'll be supporting you and co, although it does feel kinda strange after what you, and van Bommel did to Man. united

I can only imagine you meant to say was what's holland chance provided I don't play because certainly my presence in any game is enough to seal a dominant victory. Having said that, I think we have a fantastic chance if we we play on dry land instead of in a swimming pool where the Portuguese have a significant advantage (as shown in 06) that is if they even get that far this time, cr and drogba are both world class divers it will come down to the diameter of the splash. This will be a somewhat unusual transition for me though, as I am so used to raping everyone in the bundesliga on my own for fear of having to resort to my useless german androids who are constantly yelling "you're the best arjen don't pass to me", I will now be working with very capable finishers like van persie and my nigga kuyt. I'm cleaning my room as we speak to make room for the wc/ballor d'or trophy. I got to go, I have to give a speech to the bayern board as the new honorary president since uli died after choking on a fat bratwurst during last night's parade.