EPL 04/05/06-02-12

Having seen today's 3pm kickoffs I can't blame Luis or anyone else for not wanting to start a thread, but anyway the weekend lineup looks like this:

Arsenal v Blackburn 13:00
Norwich v Bolton 15:00
QPR v Wolves 15:00
Stoke v Sunderland 15:00
West Brom v Swansea 15:00
Wigan v Everton 15:00
Man City v Fulham 17:30

Quite possibly the worst 3pm lineup of the season. At least Sunday and Monday's matches look a little more interesting, with 5 of the title contenders (and Chelsea) in action:

Newcastle v Aston Villa 13:30
Chelsea v Man Utd 16:00

Liverpool v Tottenham 20:00

If Arsenal contrive to drop points against Blackburn then it'll stop being funny and start becoming quite sad.

Can't see them not getting 3 points.

The Samba issue is odd- not playing again. He needs to get a grip and finish the season now, can get his transfer in the summer. If I were a Blackburn supporter I'd be fuming

Referee: Andre Marriner (W Midlands)

RVP! 1-0!

19 goals in 19 games for Robin the Rapist.

World Class no doubt.

Oi Allez, the Ox has now started 4 games in a row for Arsenal. And Capello is watching him. My bet with you was that he would be a regular starter for club and country by end of 2012. Be prepared to lose and pay your duties

Is it me, or is RVP getting grey...

Loads of empty places at the Emirates. Must be cause of the early kick-off and the freckin cold me reckons.

BTW, when will Coquelin gets the credit he deserves from the Arsenal fans? Legend potential. Song is poor so far.

Ooohhh. 1-1 now, Pedersen freekick.

Pederast good FK, though not sure if Szczszszcszszsny was best placed.

2-1 RVP

Nice goal there. Good pass from Song & assist from Walcott

3-1 Oxford-Chammerblain but wat a ball from RVP

And another. OX! Lovely throughball from RapeVanRape

Uh oh, this could get ugly for Blackburn. Givet red-carded for a 2-footed scything. Stupid

Blackburn down to 10, a french c**t tried to mollest RVP's legs. Dark red that was.

Oxlade Chamberlain is like Ryan Babbel but with skill, pace, control, vision, headering, shooting and passing ability

headering

Up there with Alan Shearer

4-1. Arsenal should bring on Henry. Perfect game for some easy goals.

5-1.

knowing Arsenal/Wanger we will see Henry warming up just as RVP breaks his leg

Amazing that Ofxord Chamberlain will get booed when he comes on to replace a good playing 18-year old in 2017!

GOALS GOALS GOALS

RVP HATTRICK!

An 8-2 is still possible!

How many then? Plenty of time to get to 9 here.

This is fun. I hope Arsenal get 10, really make a show of it.

No goal for 15 mins. Boooooooooooooooo

Arsenal lost the hunger to score more after the hour mark. Most likely will stay this way. A penalty would be welcome.

Still time for Thierry..Bit lucky with the deflection.

DB gets his wish. 7 - 1.

I fell asleep on the couch and just got up.I'll probably wake up properly to find we'd lost 0 -1.

Samba is a c**t.

Credit to Arsenal. They have some quality players still in their squad.

It is cold, it is dire,
throw some jews on the fire!

lalalalalalalalala.

Watching games today makes you wonder, why all the leagues keep on persisting playing in the winter and not in the summer, when its actually decent weather.