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http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/oct/29/are-you-a-football-hipsterAre you a football hipster? Take our test to find out
Do you know your regista from your trequartista? Your false nine from your true 10? Your 4-1-2-3 from your 4-2-3-1? Take our test to see how much of a football hipster you really are
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Are you a football hipster?
blutgraetsche- Number of posts : 23328
Supports : Deutsche Fußballnationalmannschaft
Registration date : 2006-08-09
Romford Pele- Number of posts : 18652
Age : 34
Supports : Arsenal (Team Progress)
Favourite Player : Ozil
Registration date : 2006-10-05
50 out of 60 
Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton
Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton
Fey- Number of posts : 35349
Supports : Feyenoord and Manchester United
Favourite Player : ??#$ Error, John Guidetti, Jordy Clasie
Registration date : 2006-08-07
You scored 48 out of a possible 60
CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
Kimbo- Number of posts : 38171
Registration date : 2006-08-06
You scored 32 out of a possible 60
Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there.
I understand the false 9 and football hipsterism, I just don't buy into it, i'm OLD SKOOL!
Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there.
I understand the false 9 and football hipsterism, I just don't buy into it, i'm OLD SKOOL!
blutgraetsche- Number of posts : 23328
Supports : Deutsche Fußballnationalmannschaft
Registration date : 2006-08-09
Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60
Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton
Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
Murray- Number of posts : 10247
Age : 54
Registration date : 2006-08-07
You scored 47 out of a possible 60
CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
Romford Pele- Number of posts : 18652
Age : 34
Supports : Arsenal (Team Progress)
Favourite Player : Ozil
Registration date : 2006-10-05
I guess it depends on your definition of hipster? Maybe it's because they had been quiet for a while before Klopp's intervention. Can big clubs be hipsters or is that just leveled at mid-level clubs who have decent infrastructure and play good footie?blutgraetsche wrote:Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60
Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton
Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
abundance- Number of posts : 1514
Age : 45
Supports : FC Inter
Registration date : 2007-01-29
mostly aestethics I suppose.blutgraetsche wrote:Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.
A tradition of fugly pale neon shirts from the '90s
and a perfectly hipster club logo and acronym
Jaime- Number of posts : 32027
Age : 46
Supports : Real Madrid CF
Favourite Player : Butragueño, Redondo, Raúl, Guti, Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Isco, Carvajal
Registration date : 2006-08-08
They kind of faded into anonymity for a while though. None of the kids today will remember 1997.blutgraetsche wrote:Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60
Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton
Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
Jaime- Number of posts : 32027
Age : 46
Supports : Real Madrid CF
Favourite Player : Butragueño, Redondo, Raúl, Guti, Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Isco, Carvajal
Registration date : 2006-08-08
You scored 39 out of a possible 60
Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom.
Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom.
110%- Number of posts : 8978
Age : 50
Registration date : 2006-08-07
22 out of 60 and proud of it
Hipsters = retards
Hipsters = retards