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    Post by Saintsar Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:14 pm

    British football's most eccentric Chairman is at it again, this time with a message posted on the Hearts website titled Monkeys Go Home.

    Since you need to register on the site to see it, I thought I'd save you all the time:

    Vladimir Romanov wrote:
    Monkeys go home!

    Dear Monkeys,

    Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings.

    Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it?

    Stop fighting for the values which the ex-captain of Hearts was fighting for.

    Education and truthful information - that should be your input to humankind.

    Your leader Mowgli is not taking bananas any more, now he is taking money for lies and untruthful interpretation. However he is greedy and makes you collect rotten information from cesspits and poisons readers with it.

    This is unworthy even of a monkey.

    Today I will express my opinion in English about refereeing in order that your Mowgli will not make you tell lies.

    To discuss whether referees take money or not is the same as discussing a woman who gives herself with no love.

    Isn't it better to concentrate on the standard of their work instead of looking for reasons for their poor performance?

    A woman cheats herself and nature if she gives herself without love. If a referee officiates a game based on his personal love, he commits a cynical crime, especially when the public has trusted him.

    I respect those referees who take money from two stupid teams and then honestly officiates a game. They do not harm football in any way. Though it is bad, still everybody is equal for them. Perhaps that is the reason why football in Italy will never die despite all the scandals that continuously shake it.

    I think that is much better than being the champions for 40 years while building up the same system for further 40 years.

    Now it has become obvious to me why you, the Monkeys, were trying to ruin Hearts not only in the Championship, but in European competitions as well. I think it was not without your help that the 'frozen' referee from Russia was selected to officiate our match and that in the games against the Greek side we got three red cards.

    It is not without your help that traitors were presented as heroes thus showing the road to children for betrayal.

    You will always call teachers silly because unlike you they lead children along the correct path.

    Protecting your values in that way just spoils not only football, but also a Scotsman's proud name.

    I beg you Mowgli, take the monkeys back to the Safari Park!
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    Post by S4P Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:28 pm

    This guy takes freedom of speech to new heights.
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    Post by Saintsar Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:32 pm

    He's going to get his ass sued off.
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    Post by L r d Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:36 pm

    What he is basically saying is true anyway
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    Post by S4P Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:03 am

    With all the PCness in the world today, you can't get away with saying those things though.
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    Post by robert Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:29 am

    Laughing Hilarious, most chairmen are sucking fans dicks unnecessarily.
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    Post by None Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:32 am

    Was on Breakfast on BBC this morning.
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    Post by Saintsar Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:59 am

    S4P wrote:With all the PCness in the world today, you can't get away with saying those things though.

    I don't understand how political correctness prevents the criticism of referees.
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    Post by S4P Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:00 pm

    Saintsarama MBE wrote:
    S4P wrote:With all the PCness in the world today, you can't get away with saying those things though.

    I don't understand how political correctness prevents the criticism of referees.

    I was referring to him using the term 'monkeys'
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    Post by Machiavel Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:03 pm

    Didnt he call the media 'stupid monkeys', good to see he knows the works of Rudyard Kipling.
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    Post by Saintsar Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:07 pm

    S4P wrote:
    Saintsarama MBE wrote:
    S4P wrote:With all the PCness in the world today, you can't get away with saying those things though.

    I don't understand how political correctness prevents the criticism of referees.

    I was referring to him using the term 'monkeys'


    Well, I wasn't aware that the word 'monkey' had been Newspeaked out of existence, and I'm pretty sure he was referring to journalists.

    On the other hand, 'blackboard' is now 'chalkboard' and you can't sing 'baa baa black sheep' with kids anymore, so it wouldn't surprise me if the professional ethnic minorities (e.g. the commission for racial equality, which excludes white people from working for it despite the fact they make up more than 8/10 of the population) were trying to get 'monkey' removed from the dictionary...

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